sex advice?

[Pandaemonium]

Sometimes when I'm :emmy: my lady friend, when she's close to finishing it gets "too intense" and I have to get out of there. The problem is, she won't cum unless it gets harder/faster, and this is also what makes it hurt more. So, is there a way to make it hurt less so she can climax?


edit: all I did was label it NSFW... -FM

[D8alus]

sex advice (http://www.generalanytopic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=120850)?

Stop having it, pagan.

[Qwo]

Stick your arm in up to your elbow.

[Mustard]

Sometimes if I pee I feel better when that happens. Sometimes there's an air pocket that gets trapped inside, and the only way to get it out is with a queef. LOL good luck! It's HAWT stuff...

[Kryzilya]

Hmm...maybe work on her clit more?

[Qwo]

Sometimes if I pee I feel better when that happens. Sometimes there's an air pocket that gets trapped inside, and the only way to get it out is with a queef. LOL good luck! It's HAWT stuff...
...

:psyduck:

[Kryzilya]

Sometimes if I pee I feel better when that happens. Sometimes there's an air pocket that gets trapped inside, and the only way to get it out is with a queef. LOL good luck! It's HAWT stuff...

:lol: Forgot about the peeing thing...have her use the bathroom before :emmy: from now on.

[D8alus]

All in favor of killing Mali?

[Pandaemonium]

Hmm...maybe work on her clit more?
She's not really responsive to hers.

[Kryzilya]

All in favor of killing Mali?

She has a point...it can hurt if you haven't peed in a while.

[D8alus]

She has a point...it can hurt if you haven't peed in a while.

And yet still unecessary to share with us menfolk.

[Mustard]

And yet still unecessary to share with us menfolk.
:roll: Do you want the advice or not?

[Qwo]

You could just not read this thread, D8.

[Kryzilya]

And yet still unecessary to share with us menfolk.

Pandae wanted to know. GOSH.

[D8alus]

:roll: Do you want the advice or not?

Stop. Back up. Look at the name. :lol:

Qwo: I could...that's true.

Unlikely, but true.

[Honeyfugler]

I find this hard to believe, and also I am convinced most ment don't know where it actually is.

They usually go for the urethra, which does NOT feel good, and I get frustrated with how many times I have to say "higher."

Also, harder doesn't always equal better. There's a very fine line between enough pressure and too hard.

[Mustard]

Stop. Back up. Look at the name. :lol:

Qwo: I could...that's true.

Unlikely, but true.
Well if it says "sex advice" and you don't want it, don't read the thread :shun:

[Honeyfugler]

You could just not read this thread, D8.
QFE, the thread is pretty blatantly labeled.

[D8alus]

I find this hard to believe, and also I am convinced most ment don't know where it actually is.

They usually go for the urethra, which does NOT feel good, and I get frustrated with how many times I have to say "higher."

Also, harder doesn't always equal better. There's a very fine line between enough pressure and too hard.

You're supposed to be a sex partner, not a bosun. Why should he have to do all the work?

[D8alus]

QFE, the thread is pretty blatantly labeled.

I don't need society's labels.

[Mustard]

I find this hard to believe, and also I am convinced most ment don't know where it actually is.

They usually go for the urethra, which does NOT feel good, and I get frustrated with how many times I have to say "higher."

Also, harder doesn't always equal better. There's a very fine line between enough pressure and too hard.
It happens to me all the time. It's different from the feeling before an orgasm (vaginally-not clitorally. LOL is that a word?). A lot of peole say it feels like you're about to pee but then you have an O, but it's never happened wit me. Feeling like I'm aout to have an O feels completely different from what she's xperiencing. It is uncomfortable, and the only way I can describe it, is just "too intense." But in a bad way.

FUCKING VAGlNAS!

[Honeyfugler]

You're supposed to be a sex partner, not a bosun. Why should he have to do all the work?
...

I don't remember JAF asking for felatio advice.

[D8alus]

FUCKING VAGlNAS!

That's what Pandae's wanting to know about, yes.

[Mustard]

You're supposed to be a sex partner, not a bosun. Why should he have to do all the work?
1.) You can't give sex advice when you've never had sex

2.) If he is doing it doggy style, there's not much the chick can do... I'm not sure the position he's talking about but odds are it's not one she can control or it wouldn't be hurting :|

[D8alus]

...

I don't remember JAF asking for felatio advice.

What?

[Honeyfugler]

It happens to me all the time. It's different from the feeling before an orgasm (bajingolly-not clitorally. LOL is that a word?). A lot of peole say it feels like you're about to pee but then you have an O, but it's never happened wit me. Feeling like I'm aout to have an O feels completely different from what she's xperiencing. It is uncomfortable, and the only way I can describe it, is just "too intense." But in a bad way.

FUCKING VAGlNAS!

No I mean the "The problem is, she won't cum unless it gets harder/faster, and this is also what makes it hurt more." I suspect that harder is not necessarily what is needed to make her cum.

[not nikolai]

d8alus infests these kinds of threads

[D8alus]

1.) You can't give sex advice when you've never had sex


Wrong. I can give sex advice. I just wouldn't recommend taking it.

[D8alus]

d8alus infests these kinds of threads

I'm like an anti-sex plague.

[Honeyfugler]

Oh, I thought we were talking about fingering. My bad.

[Mustard]

Wrong. I can give sex advice. I just wouldn't recommend taking it.
Then it's not advice.

I'm right you're wrong.

JK...:cool:

[4thwallulz]

She's not really responsive to hers.
when did her daddy rape her?

/loveline

[Stryfe]

Lube never hurt anybody.

When a woman is about to come, her vaginal walls start to contract, which could be why it's starting to hurt her. Way to go, girthmeister.

[D8alus]

Also: Come ooooooooonnnnn!! I don't get credit for using the word "bosun"?

[D8alus]

Then it's not advice.

I'm right you're wrong.

JK...:cool:

Uh...

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Information communicated; news. Often used in the plural: advices from an ambassador.It is advice.

I win. :D

[not nikolai]

heh, bajingol.

i think i'm going to incorporate that into my daily vernacular. it will be my general word for both penis, vagina and anus.

[Kryzilya]

Oh, I thought we were talking about fingering. My bad.

I thought so, too. Whoops.

[Guy_Incognito]

Unless it stops you enjoying sex, ignore it. Its her problem not yours.

[D8alus]

heh, bajingol.

i think i'm going to incorporate that into my daily vernacular. it will be my general word for both penis, vagina and anus.

Both three of em, huh?

[Kryzilya]

Unless it stops you enjoying sex, ignore it. Its her problem not yours.

Guy_Incognito knows how to please the ladies!

[Mustard]

Uh...

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Opinion about what could or should be done about a situation or problem; counsel.
Information communicated; news. Often used in the plural: advices from an ambassador.It is advice.

I win. :D
Then it's not advice.

I'm right you're wrong.

JK...GOSHHHHH...

[Pandaemonium]

I find this hard to believe, and also I am convinced most ment don't know where it actually is.

They usually go for the urethra, which does NOT feel good, and I get frustrated with how many times I have to say "higher."

Also, harder doesn't always equal better. There's a very fine line between enough pressure and too hard.
Nah, even when she specifically tells me I'm on the right spot, it doesn't really do much. She says it "feels nice", but no moaning, and definitely no orgasms. I might be doing it wrong still, I dunno, but it seems like she just doesn't really like it.
Oh, I thought we were talking about fingering. My bad.
Yah, we are, :emmy: is the international symbol for "fingerbang".

[Kryzilya]

GOSHHHHH...

OH MY GOD MALI HE WAS JUST KIDDING WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM CAN'T YOU SEE A JOKE??!?!1

[/d8]

[FarKalkir]

Either use more lube or have her massage her clit while you're fucking her, if you're going from the back or side.

[D8alus]

I didn't even notice that Pandae used a smilie as a verb.

That's like those cool old books I used to read in 1st grade.

[Mustard]

Nah, even when she specifically tells me I'm on the right spot, it doesn't really do much. She says it "feels nice", but no moaning, and definitely no orgasms. I might be doing it wrong still, I dunno, but it seems like she just doesn't really like it.

Yah, we are, :emmy: is the international symbol for "fingerbang".
Hmm... If it's fingering, you might want to try curling your finger rather than trying to stab her stomach from her banjo. It's the female G-spot (one of them) and it feels stellar.

[Kryzilya]

Nah, even when she specifically tells me I'm on the right spot, it doesn't really do much. She says it "feels nice", but no moaning, and definitely no orgasms. I might be doing it wrong still, I dunno, but it seems like she just doesn't really like it.

Yah, we are, :emmy: is the international symbol for "fingerbang".

:emmy:

Maybe she just has a lot of trouble achieving a vaginal orgasm...but then you also said that her clit isn't very sensitive? Have you discussed how she masturbates? Maybe get her to masturbate for you... :shifty: Fun AND educational!

[FarKalkir]

:emmy:

Maybe she just has a lot of trouble achieving a bajingol orgasm...but then you also said that her clit isn't very sensitive? Have you discussed how she masturbates? Maybe get her to masturbate for you... :shifty: Fun AND educational!
Also, :emmy: can be a joint effort. It's fun for all parties if she works on her clit while you take the vagina. And less work for everyone!

[Honeyfugler]

:emmy:

Maybe she just has a lot of trouble achieving a vaginal orgasm...but then you also said that her clit isn't very sensitive? Have you discussed how she masturbates? Maybe get her to masturbate for you... :shifty: Fun AND educational!
yes, I highly suggest this.

[Kryzilya]

I like how basically the entire active user list is viewing this thread. :lol:

[Honeyfugler]

I like how basically the entire active user list is viewing this thread. :lol:
They have to learn somewhere!

[not nikolai]

i wanna FINGERBANG BANG YOU INTO MY LIFE

[not nikolai]

Fingerbang bang! bang bang
Fingerbang bang. bang bang bang!

[Pandaemonium]

It usually works fine, and believe me, I've come to know and love the g-spot. It's just some nights, every time she's almost there her face begins to CONTORT IN PAIN and I have to pull out. Maybe I should use less than four fingers?

And also, she doesn't masturbate, so I can't really work off that.

[4thwallulz]

she sounds like too much work.

[Qwo]

Stick your face in there.

[Honeyfugler]

It usually works fine, and believe me, I've come to know and love the g-spot. It's just some nights, every time she's almost there her face begins to CONTORT IN PAIN and I have to pull out. Maybe I should use less than four fingers?

And also, she doesn't masturbate, so I can't really work off that.
wait.... are you sure it's pain?

[not nikolai]

girl, you like to fingerbang and its alright.

[dnallivah]

Is it hurting your fingers or your wrists? Is it due to her vagina closing around you, or because you're getting tired?

One idea would be an obvious warmup with the mouth. Though the clit is a sensitive area for some women, it isn't for all. I believe you said that it isn't that sensitive on your ladyfriend, at least finger wise. Have you tried licking/sucking on it? If not, licking just above where you're fingering can have a pleasant affect.

As Mali suggested, different positions is probably your best bet. Find her g-spot. If it gets too hard/fast at your gspot it can get stupid, so at least in my experience, most women are happy with a nice slow ride as long as it's in the right spot.

This being said, if you're fingering her in laydown/sit down position, you may have her get on all fours and do it from behind. This will help position your fingers better...plus if she likes it 'hard and fast' this might be a 'dirty' turn on for her as well.




Another obvious option is go dutch on some toys for her. Something that you can use together, which will obviously pleasure her without hurting you.

[Pandaemonium]

wait.... are you sure it's pain?
Ja, I've learned to tell the difference. There's an "Oh my God" face and a "CHRIST!" face.

[Pandaemonium]

Oh, and the four fingers thing was a joke.

[dnallivah]

I think I misread the pain thing. I thought it was hurting you..but it's hurting her? Well for the most part, my advice would stay about the same. Though I'm sure it's not exactly wanted from a fat white chick.

[Honeyfugler]

Dna's new title should be "Queen of the Cunt"

[Pandaemonium]

Okay, I got my advice, now I just feel creepy so I'm gonna stop. Thanks kids.

[not nikolai]

In Neil Gaiman's American Gods, a man gets swallowed whole by some demon's vagina. It was possibly the weirdest thing I have ever read.

[Melv]

When you and stryfe see each other, do you pretend like these threads never happened?

[FM]

working the clit with your tongue AND fingering her at the same time is gold. two fingers inside, rocking the g-spot.

[Blitz]

Ok it's going to seem odd that I know this, but

Now bear with me, I used the fingerpad (no pun intended) on my laptop for this drawing.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6147/otherow1.jpg
Take those two fingers and insert them in the bajingo. Move them up and down, and with your other hand apply light pressure to the pelvic bone.


I thought I was downloading a porn once, and I ended up downloading an instructional video on how to get women off.

[FM]

Ok it's going to seem odd that I know this, but

Now bear with me, I used the fingerpad (no pun intended) on my laptop for this drawing.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6147/otherow1.jpg
Take those two fingers and insert them in the vagina. Move them up and down, and with your other hand apply light pressure to the pelvic bone.


I thought I was downloading a porn once, and I ended up downloading an instructional video on how to get women off.

WHAT THE FUCK.

[not nikolai]

what in the blue hell

[Blitz]

Like I said, I saw an instructional video.

[Keiyla]

*tilts head to the side, thinking*

Ya, that could work.

And there is definately a line between too much pressure and not enough. Some things to try: move your finger as if you're plucking a guitar string, rather than stabbing. Similarly, "tap" the clit quickly and gently, or up and down like you're rolling a scrolling mouse button, instead of wiggling it sideways. (No idea which way you're doing it, so just offering up some alternatives.)

The sideways thing hurts me like a bitch, but up and down is groovy.

*grins evilly at Dnal* What do you think- did we gross em out or educate?

[Blitz]

Oh also, after they have an orgasm they'll be very sensitive, so simply place your thumb on the clit and don't do anything. It should bring them to another orgasm.

[rub the bear]

Why was I mentioned on the first page? Was Oona implying something?

I'm so confused! :psyduck:

[dnallivah]

*tilts head to the side, thinking*

Ya, that could work.

And there is definately a line between too much pressure and not enough. Some things to try: move your finger as if you're plucking a guitar string, rather than stabbing. Similarly, "tap" the clit quickly and gently, or up and down like you're rolling a scrolling mouse button, instead of wiggling it sideways. (No idea which way you're doing it, so just offering up some alternatives.)

The sideways thing hurts me like a bitch, but up and down is groovy.

*grins evilly at Dnal* What do you think- did we gross em out or educate?

:shifty:

it was an ..instructional video..

[FM]

simply place your thumb on the clit and don't do anything. It should bring them to another orgasm.

dude, this isn't a video game. the clit is not the A button you need to mash repeatedly to win.

[$1.25]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6147/otherow1.jpg

that is the most horrible thing ive ever seen.

are those little legs and a giant hand, what is the black thing?

or maybe thats the clit and those are labia, and thats just a really tiny hand.

or is the hand inside the bajingo? maybe thats a cervex and those are the bajingol walls?

[Reptile]

dude, this isn't a video game. the clit is not the A button you need to mash repeatedly to win.

:lol:

[Welshy]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/6147/otherow1.jpg

hhahahhaha

[Welshy]

i'd wear it on a tshirt

[Reptile]

the fingers look broken...

[$1.25]

agh stick yah claw in my decrepit, shrunken lower body

[Honeyfugler]

Why was I mentioned on the first page? Was Oona implying something?

I'm so confused! :psyduck:
wait, I did what?

[$1.25]

...

I don't remember JAF asking for felatio advice.

yes, u did do what, the what was done, its over.

[Honeyfugler]

oh! :lol: I always get Pandae and JaF confused in my head for some reason.

[DaftVapor]

This thread delivers. :lol:

[Cronk]

:wth:

Imma go chop off my penis now...

[Blitz]

It's a hand with the ring and middle finger bent. Those are the two fingers that you use.

And remember. Vigorous and steady wins the race.

[Welshy]

Remember, for a tight seal with your outh

Right here pushing your lips

[$1.25]

Remember, for a tight seal with your outh

Right here pushing your lips

ahahahahahahahahaha

[Welshy]

http://www.generalanytopic.com/wiki/index.php/Bajingo#Sexual_health_and_hygiene

[Humpty Hump]

I actually bought a book about this subject. It talks about sexual relationships and how to improve them. I bought it because I was very inexperienced down there and I thought it would help me out.


It did. I actually learned a whole lot about where different parts of the vag are, and after a long talk and some experimenting with my significant other, I now know when and where to touch whatever.

I used to just cram my finger inside, but she told me that doesn't actually do anything. Then I got the book, learned where the clit where, how to stimulate it and how it feels when compared to how a man feels.

I also learned some useful massage techniques that you can use on your woman while doing such an act. It helps increase.

Men are very straight forward, stick it up, rub it faster, blah blah blah. But, women aren't the same. You have to use finesse when dealing with them.

[$1.25]

it also helps to have 50 sqaure feet of surface area to rub on her

[Humpty Hump]

it also helps to have 50 sqaure feet of surface area to rub on her

:fyou:

[Welshy]

I hope Traged posts his two cents.

It will really round out the page 3 allstars advice.

[$1.25]

have you tried vigorously teabagging her clit with your prickly porcupine balls?

[Erus]

Stick it in da butt.

[Welshy]

http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/otherlow.jpg

This is the trumpet. What you do is you sorta grab her ridge with the right hand and do like a telephone/bong move with your hand, then with the three fingers waggle them about like you were playing a trumpet, then with the other hand leverage her thigh away and jam in your thumb as far as it can go (you might have to push through like a gooey thing but dont worry it grows back) and then tap out like morse code messages to the british


I read it in a book its guaranteed

[Honeyfugler]

jesus christ I am terrified.

[$1.25]

hahhahahahahahahaha

[Honeyfugler]

I think that needs to be added in the wikigat, just to ensure these virgins stay virgins.

[Herman]

i didn't see this coming at all

[Welshy]

BRAP

[$1.25]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5620/1mm9.jpg

when this happens to me pandae i usually try a little maneuver i call the holy ghost, where i scoop up my balls and then forcibly try to thrust them into her, and at the same time stimulate her clit with my completely flaccid howdoyoudo. alot of times they wont go on their own so you have cock a knee up there and start a little downward swoop motion to make it happen.

[DaftVapor]

If this continues, I may die.

[Honeyfugler]

the lobster makes the picture complete. :lol:

[Welshy]

http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/holyghost.jpg

[Welshy]

SWOOP ME

[lollypop]

Maybe you need to clip your fingernails. Heard that from Dnal months ago.

[teuf]

when did her daddy rape her?

/loveline
<3

i miss loveline.
Unless it stops you enjoying sex, ignore it. Its her problem not yours.
YEAH!
no moaning, and definitely no orgasms. I might be doing it wrong still, I dunno, but it seems like she just doesn't really like it.my ex never moaned during this. she was short of breath, and bit down on things like pillows and such, but barely a noise escaped her.

not all women are moaners.
Oh, and the four fingers thing was a joke.
i'm not a good gauge of your humour, so i'm happy it was.
what in the blue hellTAS wins.
dude, this isn't a video game. the clit is not the A button you need to mash repeatedly to win.who says? some females like that as well.
i'd wear it on a tshirt
adding it to the wikigat would be fine though...
http://www.generalanytopic.com/wiki/index.php/Bajingo#Sexual_health_and_hygieneand he delivers.

[jaymay15]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i cant even comment im laughing so hard

[rub the bear]

oh god I have to leave for class damn you welshy and $1.25 you made me late with funny.

[$1.25]

that little hand in the upper right corner of welshys cracks me up.

whats that cigar shaped thing on her leg though?

[DaftVapor]

GAT wins at art.

[Welshy]

A leash.


SWOOP ME

[Noodle Boy]

http://fonzo.hv-network.org/vaghost.gif

[$1.25]

scooby dooby doo where are you

we need some help from you now

[Welshy]

Aaahahahhahaha

[FM]

when this thread dies, somebody move it to Famous Threads :lol:

[Kryzilya]

:lol: I <3 Welshy and $1.25.

[soft cries]

A good idea is to cover her clit in rum before setting fire to it and stamping on it to put it out.

[Stryfe]

When you and stryfe see each other, do you pretend like these threads never happened?
Yep.

[Reptile]

Yep.

:lol:

I could just picture the next time you guys shake hands or something

[D8alus]

:lol:

I could just picture the next time you guys shake hands or something

They don't shake hands, they bump bellies and then bump butts and then do a dance that ends in them standing back to back doing the michael jackson stance.

[Blackferne]

The best sex advice I ever got was "When in doubt, add more lube."

[FM]

time for me to move this to famous threads before it gets lame?

[Welshy]

http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/catdogs.jpg

[FM]

too late. MOVED.