war of the creatures- Roleplaying game. JOIN DAMN IT!

[superinsaneasylumtenant]

this is based on lycans, werewolves, vampires, orks, and man. it is not orks based off of morrowind or oblivion but a noncivalized barbaric race like on the lord of the rings. it is set in modern times. those are the only races you can be.

Thousands of years after the last ork was seen. in the year of 2006 a shadowy time in NYC erupted. grown men your found in the streets ripped in 2. humoungous wolves (lycans) roamed the streets all day attacking people. people spoke of seeing trolls in allies. People were found people with bite marks on their necks with pale skin. sometimes dead. and sometimes alive. The new age of evil had come. orks and werewolves and all those other foul things have been in hiding. in the mountains waiting for the right time to attack. that time is now. man has been trying to hold them off but its becming diffuclut. there is an equal amount of men to the beasts. but they are powerful. who will win this world, nobody knows.

Ok each race is a clan. but the clans are fighting together against men. your race can be any of the races listed obove and the 1st one to join of each of them becomes their leder. the leader of each one has a tattoo of a bloody arm signifying their athoruty. here we start. you can use any weapon invented before 2006

name: Giovanni Serrano
race:vampire
class:leader of the lvampire armies.
weapon:teeth, pistol, and short blade katana
age: 2321
history. was born of 2 vampires and necromancy was involved in making me come alive.

[soft cries]

Name: Cockfaggius Maximus
Race: Zebra
Class: Lots
Weapon: Hooves, teeth and confusing stripes
Age: 4
History: Was found in Africa after killing thousands and brought here for experiments.

[superinsaneasylumtenant]

dont be a ######.

[soft cries]

I gallop through the town watching the various other monsters that inhabit it. I come across a young vixens chest after many days of searching.

[Qwo]

Name: Oh Snap
Race: Nigger
Class: Classy
Weapon: Niggerisms.
Age: 21
History: No thanks.

[Qwo]

I run around, doing niggardly things.

[soft cries]

hey come on don't be a numbernumbernumbernumber

[Dakk]

Name: Mork
Race: Ork
Class: Nanunanu
Weapon: Can absorb liquids with finger
Age: Old, because he looks young
History: Mork arrived on Earth and introduced himself to Mindy moments after she argued with her boyfriend and he drove off with her jeep. Shortly afterward, Mindy decided he could stay in the attic over her second-floor apartment; later we learned that Mr. Bickley lived downstairs.

During the second season, Mindy's father went on tour with an orchestra, and Mindy had more involvement with her other relatives, including Nelson Flavor, who was ever ready to promote his political aspirations, and her friends Remo and Jean DaVinci, who ran a local deli.

Fred returned in the third season, as did Cora Nelson, Mindy's grandmother, but Mork had gone "native", preferring to be called Morry; Mindy and Mork together called Orson to ask for help and an elder came to reindoctrinate Mork into Orkan behaviour.

At the end of the third season, Mork married Mindy, although Ork had outlawed marriage; somehow, Orson came around and defended Mork's decision. In the fourth season, Mork laid an egg and it quickly matured and their son, Mearth, popped out. He developed quickly, and took a transporter beam to get to school on Ork each day.

While trying to call Orson, Mork crossed signals with another alien Joe Regalbuto, who said his name was Kalnik, from Neptune. Kalnik, his Earth wife, Mork and Mindy got together to socialize, but Kalnik tipped his true feelings when he suggested to Mork that Earth presented opportunities for powerful aliens like themselves. Mindy overheard Kalnik and his wife say denegrating things about Mearth, Mork politely but firmly asked them to leave, and Kalnik turned on Mork. Although Mork tried to solve his problem by revealing his alien identity to Earth, Kalnik kept threatening them, trying to annihilate them. Mork used time-travel shoes to escape with Mindy (with Mearth staying with Fred). Kalnik followed Mork and Mindy through time, but the series ended inconclusively, with Mork and Mindy falling through time, declaring their togetherness, and a cave drawing of Mork and Mindy being the last we see (since the previous battle with Kalnik took place in prehistoric times).

No relation to the false god of the Orks created by the Warhammer universe

[superinsaneasylumtenant]

#### all of you faggits.

[Dakk]

#### all of you faggits.
First, it's spelled "faggot", not "faggit". Secondly, it's probably the most ridiculous, lame and uninspired insult to throw around. I'm guessing you're probably a 14 year old kid who's unsure of his or her sexuality, and talks up tough in front of his friends, then likes to make "gay jokes" with the guys while secretly wishing that Tommy Johnson would give you a good ol' teabagging.

Lastly, you can say "fuck" here, unless numbernumbernumbernumber is supposed to be some super-incredible secret way of swearing to get around profanity filters of places like Gaia and The Powderpuff Girls forums.

[soft cries]

Suprise numbernumbernumbernumbernumbernumbernumbers

[Qwo]

Hahahahaha.

[Keiyla]

Lycans AND werewolves? Cool. I'll be a halfbreed: half lycan, half werewolf!
Dad was an alpha male who suprise ####'d my mother after a feeding frenzy in the alleys of Boulder, CO. Wounded by his abandonment, I take out my frustration and angst by battling other factions in the war against mankind.

In my spare time, I corrupt Mearth, introducing him to the finer aspects of inhuman existance.

[bad1]

how is this not a famous thread?

[Dakk]

how is this not a famous thread?
I'm always overlooked.