It opens with a shot of a house in the woods

[Welshy]

A bird flies across the screen.

Seven dwarfs are marching single file through the woods. They have lanterns and shovels and picks. They are singing Dikke Dikke Dikk. They come to a stop when the see the house. The bird flies across the screen once again.

Light fills the houses windows, and in one they see the shillouette of a busty woman carrying a jug. They march with renewed vigour towards the house. From inside the house you see five dwarfs press up against the window and peer inside. Their eyes look mischevious. Inside they see the woman pouring water from a jug into a wooden bathtub. She is wearing a short, tatty red dress. She has raven coloured hair.

As she pours the jug, her arms lower to reveal her large breats poking out of the dress a single, erect nipple is visible. One of the dwarfs looks into the camera and blinks a few times, as if to clear his vision, and turns back to the window. His eyes goggle out of their sockets.

Back inside the woman has undressed and stepped into the tub. She rubs her thighs and breasts suggestively. It is unknown if she can see the dwarfs. A close up shows her sticking a finger deep into her vagina. She has a lot of pubic hair. She wiggles the finger back and forth, faster and faster, until a few drops of liquid fall from the vagina. It looks like it is crying.

Outside we see the the dwarfs have all taken off their pants. They scramble madly over each other in order to get a better view at the window, before collapsing on the ground. Inside, the woman continues to wash, until she hears the commotion outside. She squeals, and tries to cover herself by squatting deep into the tub.

Outside we see one of the dwarfs watch dumbstruck as his friend sprouts a massive erection inside his pants. A pipe smoking dwarf also grows and impressive boner, which, to his surprise, pops off his suspenders as it forces its way out of his pants. Back to the first pair, and the dwarf continues to watch in amazement as his friend starts masturbating. He stares right into the cock, unaware of the danger. The masturbating dwarf pulls faster and faster, till it seems like his wrist is having an epileptic fit, and he comes. His semen squirts not into the face of the warching dwarf, but into the boots of another, who is too busy looking in the window to notice.

The woman opens the front door, her naked body barely covered by a red sheet or towel. Again, her breast pokes out from it's covering. She looks over at the dwarfs. They are all pantless and in varying stages of arousal. One is having anal sex with the dwarf in front of him, while at the same time giving the one behind him a handjob. The others are masturbating. One dwarf has a very small penis, and seems preoccupied. He flicks at it, like he's never noticed it before. The woman bats her eyelids, and beckons them inside. The dwarfs are very excited and rush inside with their dicks quite literally in hand.

So ends part one.

[Welshy]

Part two


An outside shot of the house once more. It starts to swell and contract, like a bellows, or pair of lungs. As it swells to even greater girth, the chimney turns momentarily into a penis, squirting semen down the side of the house. Inside the woman crouches doggie-style on the bed. One dwarf is fucking her from behind.two others are sticks their cocks in her face. The tiny-dicked dwarf is rubbing his buttocks on her back. A close up shows her tickling the scrotum of a flaccid dwarf. His penis quickly engorges. Now she is lying on her back and one dwarf eats her out. Another is tit-fucking her.

Elsewhere in the house, two dwarfs grab the penis of a third, and pull on it like it was a stubborn condom. The dwarf being pulled seems to be in great pain. Suddenly, the dick slips through their hands, and all three go flying. The camear pans to reveal the two that were pulling have fallen into the tub, soaking themselves. The third has flown in the other direction and landed on the clothes line. His penis is greatly stretched and deformed. It has a knot halfway up.

The woman is alone on the bed now, looking asleep, but again with her buttocks raised in the air. A conveyor belt slides into frame, leading towards her upraised ass. A dwarf is carried along the conveyor belt, his phallus aimed directly at her ass. As he reaches the belt's end, he falls deep into her vagina, and the momentum then flips him head first over her back. Semen spurts from his penis as it pops out of the woman. A second dwarf is carried along, like the first. When he reaches the woman, he stops, and begins to thrust away at her. Before long, a third dwarf appears, and a fourth, fifth, and sixth. There is a traffic jam on the conveyor belt, as the second refuses to move.

The seventh dwarf is shown standing over the bath tub, nursing an erection. It seems to be causing him discomfort. The small-dicked dwarf approaches with the jug, and pours water on his penis, causing it to go flaccid immediately. The dwarf breathes a sigh of relief.

So ends part 2.

[Noodle Boy]

I like where this is going/has passed several miles back.

[Welshy]

Part 3


Nightime. A full moon rises over a large, imposing castle. The same bird flies across the screen yet again.

At the foot of the castle walls a sleeping dog rouses, and howls at the moon, and the camera pans upwards, coming to rest on a window. Inside we see a nicely appointed room. A cat sleeps on the floor in front of a dresser table with a large mirror. A regal looking woman strides into view, wearing a tiara and cape. Her curiously pointed breasts jut forwards. She carries a theatre-length cigarette holder.

She stops in front of the cat, and stares at it. Under her gaze is wakes, and raises its tail high into the air. She reaches out to touch it and it morphs into an erect penis. She flicks it a few times, and the cat looks pleased. We see a close up of her hand, reaching out and picking up an ornate candlestick.

She sits in front of her dresser, cape open to reveal her naked figure. Her legs are splayed open, and she looks bored. She has red pubic hair. She inserts the lit candle into her vagina. As she works it deeper, she exhales a breath of flame. She masturbates with the candle, breathing fire with every thrust. She works if faster and faster, breather greater gouts of flame, until she moans with pleasure, and inserts the whole candlestick into her uterus, attaining climax.

A close up of her looking into the mirror. She is scowling, but her reflection seems serene, almost playful. She looks closely, and the surface of the mirror fades, leaving a view of the house where the woman is being fucked by the dwarfs. This displeases the regal woman. She turns, angry, but the cat is sitting close to the chair now, and it's tail briefly tickles her clitoris before inserting itself into her. Her labia bunch.

Now we see the inside of a dungeon. The walls and tables are lined with alchemical apparatus. A torch burns in a sconce on the wall. The regal woman strides through the room to a bench. There, she reaches into a steaming bucket and tentatively pulls out a pickle. She drops it in a jar. The label seems to read 'mach dir ein poor schonestuhnden'.

She carries this jar along a tunnel lined with chains, swords, shields, and natural rock formations. It seems to be deep underground. She emerges in the forest, and walks to the house.There, she meets the woman in the tatty red dress, one breast again on display. The regal woman offers her the pickle, which she graciously accepts.

So ends part 3.

[Welshy]

Part 4


We see the dwarfs marching home once more, only this time instead of laterns and shovels, the walk with erect penises in hand. One is carrying a mallet for some reason. The regal woman hides behind a tree and watches them pass, cackling to herself. The dwarfs reach the house, dicks still firmly erect.

The woman lies on the bed, surrounded by the dwarfs, her legs are spread, and the pickle is half-inserted into her vagina. They face a dartboard hung on a wall near the bed. A dwarf slaps her on the belly, and the pickle shoots out of her and hits the bullseye on the dartboard. The tiny-dicked dwarf picks it up and hands it to another dwarf, who places it back into the woman. A dwarf sitting on a shelf ejaculates, also hitting the bullseye, and another dwarf keeps score. This game repeats several time.

Now we see a handsome prince riding his horse through the woods. He looks proud, and rides with his chin held high. The regal woman, still hiding, watches him pass.

The dwarfs are seen again returning home, dicks in hand. The arrive home, but are shocked to find the woman lying on the bed, apparently deceased. They all go flaccid.

The prince rides ever closer.

The dwarfs stand about the dead, naked woman, crying. They have no pants on.

In her dungeon, the regal woman is mixing a concoction in a vase. The vase seems to be labeled 'saupr ougasmos'. A subtitle clarifies this as SUPER-ORGASME.

The dwarfs sit around the house crying. A small stream has formed on the floor from their tears. They each have a black ribbon tied about their penises.

The handsome prince rides past the house. His horse stops to look in the window. There is sees the dead woman lying naked in a glass coffin. He enters the house, his penis is erect, and he massages his scrotum. The horse whinnies and kicks its hind legs. The prince lies down in the glass coffin and starts fucking the dead woman. As the horse watches, it gets a large boner. The Prince continues fucking the woman. He pounds her harder and harder until something pops out of her mouth. It is the pickle.

We see the regal woman watching all of this in the mirror. She is very angry when she see's the woman open her eyes, apparently revived by the prince's hard fucking. She grabs her vase of super orgasm and drinks it. Instantly she starts spinning in mid air. She spins head over heels faster and faster, looking like a vortex. A red demon with a cape and polearm enters from the right. His cape drops to the floor, revealing him to be nude. His phallus grows massive and spears the spinning woman. She spins about his mighty cock for an instant, then slides down it, skewered. The head of his penis emerges from her mouth. A large drop of semen hangs from its tip. She hangs limply at the base of his penis, stuck like a pig, then his penis shrivels away and the both disappear in a burst of flame.

The dwarfs are seen masturbating onto the floor of their house, and the woman rides off with the prince, fucking in the saddle as they go.

The small-dicked dwarf slips on the growing puddle of semen at his feet.


THE END

[Herman]

what the hell

also, didn't you post this once before?

[Noodle Boy]

a+

[Welshy]

http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf1.JPG

Dikke-Dikke-Dikk, Dikke-Dikke-Dikk, We're off to dikke some chick!








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf2.JPG

Nice jugs








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf3.JPG

Come on, that just asking for a midget raping








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf4.JPG

These boots were made for spanking








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf5.JPG

Its a house with a dick chimney. No joke is needed here.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf6.JPG

I saw some japanese guys do this on stage once. Honestly.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf7.JPG

Anyone got a clever pun about having knots in the wood? TOD?








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf8.JPG

New from Ikea, the Bjernsen AutoFuucher.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf9.JPG

Get some tail.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf10.JPG

You play with fire, you get sexy








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf11.JPG

It's like mom told us every halloween, never accept a pickle from an otherwise nude stranger in a cape.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf12.JPG

2008 Olympics new exhibition sport?








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf13.JPG

Those had better be tears, guys.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf14.JPG

Never leave home without it.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf15.JPG

Necrophilia isn't just a river in egypt. What is the word 'just' doing there?








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf16.JPG

Well Hi-HO Silver!








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf17.JPG

Chuggalug Hoooooooooooouse!








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf18.JPG

The FDA is there for a reason.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf19.JPG

Worst trip ever.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf20.JPG

This part was just fucking hot.








http://www.apologeology.com/welshy/dwarf21.JPG

I love a happy ending.

[Herman]

man

[not nikolai]

hahahahahahahaha

[Grimey Les]

:psyduck:

[Nevets]

I think I saw this on nickelodeon once.

[Welshy]

I love the one keeping score in the pickle game. He looks so earnest.

[Gibleslol]

man where can i download this

[bad1]

man where can i download this


are you going to edit it to include children you fucking jerk...i swear i'm going to turn you into the feds if i find out your true identity.

[Gibleslol]

haha what

[Welshy]

He's asking you for porn.

[Jeebs]

hahahah WHAT THE FUCK

[Honeyfugler]

w o w

[Welshy]

famous'd