Haha, I have a white picket fence now.

[D8alus]

It's aluminum, tho.

They put one up around my back patio, complete with a gate.

Funny thing...the hole they made for the gate post was the same whole that I dumped out some nasty leftovers into the other day because I didn't want it stinking up the house.

If they noticed, I'm probably gonna hear from the landlord. :lol:

[lollypop]

So you see a nicely dug hole in the ground and instead of wondering what it's for you dump your garbage in there? Where the hell did you grow up?

[Blitz]

Seriously WTF

[D8alus]

1) It wasn't a nicely dug hole. It was shitty, half ass, dug by mexicans hole.

2) I thought it was a hole from when the plumber dug up the yard a while back.

3) It was just a few bits of old leftover food, not papers and plastics, dick.

[Switty]

1) It wasn't a nicely dug hole. It was shitty, half ass, dug by mexicans hole.

2) I thought it was a hole from when the plumber dug up the yard a while back.

3) It was just a few bits of old leftover food, not papers and plastics, dick.

mexican'ts don't dig holes-- they clean pools. That is where your logic fails, my friend.

[Welshy]

What the hell


Are you a dog?

[$1.25]

oh man leftovers

better go bury this in the yard

why didnt you just take out the trash?

[Rodd]

picsplz

[Gibleslol]

he just figured that since its okay to dispose of corpses by burying them in the backyard so they dont smell up the house, it must be the same for food leftovers.

[$1.25]

literally white trash

[jaymay15]

no trolling white trash

[KidShazaam]

Losers rent their abodes, winners go to the homes they own and fuck the prom queen.

[D8alus]

hahaha, you guys are fags.

Don't you realize that food is biodegradable? The entire reason I dumped it in the yard is so I wouldn't have it stinking up my house until I could take out the trash. We're talking MAYBE a bowl full of food.

But really, I'm surprised you guys have such a problem with this. I'll bet at least one of you has tossed drink cups out on the side of the highway, which is a thousand times worse than dumping out food in your own back yard.

[SupremeGod]

Its still kinda weird. Couldn't you have just taken out the trash?

[Niklut]

It is threads like this one that remind me why D8 is still a virgin.

[D8alus]

Its still kinda weird. Couldn't you have just taken out the trash?

Yeah, I'm gonna walk a block to the dumpster just to dump out some leftovers.

And it's not weird at all...it's just food.

[D8alus]

It is threads like this one that remind me why D8 is still a virgin.

Yeah, that's the reason.

Dumbfuck.

[bad1]

so have any of you dropped cig butts on the ground? HMMM HAVE YOU??

[KidShazaam]

The most I litter is if I accidentally upchuck outside of a bar.

But it's biodegradeable, right?

[D8alus]

I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with tossing out a small bit of food in your own back yard.

[Kryzilya]

Tossing leftovers in the back yard doesn't seem weird at all...people throw out apple cores and scraps of fruits/veggies all the time.

[SupremeGod]

I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with tossing out a small bit of food in your own back yard.

What kind of food were we talking about here?

Also: No sink?

[D8alus]

What kind of food were we talking about here?

Also: No sink?

1) corn, greenbeans and sloppy joe stuff

2) I DIDN'T WANT IT STINKING UP THE HOUSE, THAT'S WHY I OPENED THE STUFF OUTSIDE.

[SupremeGod]

But the sink doesnt stay in the house. It goes down the drain into the sewer! Thats how sinks work! :psyduck:

Also: I could go for a manwich right now.

[D8alus]

But the sink doesnt stay in the house. It goes down the drain into the sewer! Thats how sinks work! :psyduck:

Also: I could go for a manwich right now.

But the odor would stay when I opened the containers!

That's the entire reason I took the containers outside first! :psyduck: :psyduck:

[SupremeGod]

What? WHAT CONTAINERS?

GODDAMNIT D8, HOW DO YOU EAT FOOD? :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:

P.S. I have to leave for class now. I hope this thread gets cleared up when I come back. 2 pm. Do eet.

[D8alus]

What? WHAT CONTAINERS?

GODDAMNIT D8, HOW DO YOU EAT FOOD? :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:

P.S. I have to leave for class now. I hope this thread gets cleared up when I come back. 2 pm. Do eet.

the containers that the leftovers were in. The little tupperware thingers.

I don't understand what is confusing you.

[$1.25]

you couldnt wash them?

and why dont you get a garbage can for outside the house if your dumpster is so far away?

[Rodd]

I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with tossing out a small bit of food in your own back yard.

#1 it's not your backyard, you rent.
#2 Why not tie up the bag, and put the bag outside until you are on your way to the dumpster
#3 I mean if you are that hellbent on getting rid of it cant you flush it?

#4 This is going into the famous threads no matter how bad it gets fucked up cause you sir are a freak of nature and it needs to be immortalized!

[KidShazaam]

#1 it's not your backyard, you rent.
#2 Why not tie up the bag, and put the bag outside until you are on your way to the dumpster
#3 I mean if you are that hellbent on getting rid of it cant you flush it?

#4 This is going into the famous threads no matter how bad it gets fucked up cause you sir are a freak of nature and it needs to be immortalized!

WE'VE TRACED THE CALLS, THEY'RE COMING FROM THE FOOD INSIDE THE HOUSE!


WE URGE YOU TO BURY IT IN THE BACKYARD LIKE A ST. BERNARD!!!

[Kryzilya]

After reading through the thread again, it does sound weird for the points Rod listed. Also, you could've just tossed the containers they were in.

[D8alus]

#1 it's not your backyard, you rent.
#2 Why not tie up the bag, and put the bag outside until you are on your way to the dumpster
#3 I mean if you are that hellbent on getting rid of it cant you flush it?

#4 This is going into the famous threads no matter how bad it gets fucked up cause you sir are a freak of nature and it needs to be immortalized!

What the hell?

What part of "I didn't want it stinking up the house" are you having trouble understanding?

Secondly, why the hell do we always have to make such a HUGE deal about every little thing?

[D8alus]

After reading through the thread again, it does sound weird for the points Rod listed. Also, you could've just tossed the containers they were in.

Uh, yeah, I'm gonna throw out perfectly good tupperware.

Seriously folks, you're all crazy. It's really not that big a deal.

[KidShazaam]

Secondly, why the hell do we always have to make such a HUGE deal about every little thing?

Pretty much because this one is hilarious. :D

[D8alus]

You're right, Rod...I rent.

So if I wanted to plant a flowerbed or build a shed, I'd need permission.

But to throw out a couple scraps of old leftover food that would be gone in a couple days?

You guys are just searching so badly for something to make fun of me on...

[D8alus]

Pretty much because this one is hilarious. :D

But it's not!

There's nothing weird or bizarre about this!

[KidShazaam]

http://psychography.home.insightbb.com/Ultarama/Trash.jpg

Cross-section of the area beneath D8's backyard.


D8, SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE SMASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL

[bad1]

http://psychography.home.insightbb.com/Ultarama/Trash.jpg

Cross-section of the area beneath D8's backyard.


D8, SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE SMASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL


:lol:

[$1.25]

i just picture d8s front lawn with a pile of lasagna lying in the center of it.

ITS BIODEGRADABLE GOD YOU GUYS ACT LIKE THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH PEOPLE JUST BURYING THEIR TRASH IN THEIR YARD ITS LIKE MY OWN LITTLE LANDFILL

[Gravy]

But it's not!

There's nothing weird or bizarre about this!

Yes. There is.

Let me explain something to you.. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes have leftovers that smell bad, but I wrap them in a bag and dispose of them in the proper receptacle, like the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.

[bad1]

http://muppet.wikia.com/images/c/c9/OG-p0002-ST.jpg
"I'd hit it"

[KidShazaam]

Weird or not, this has me laughing more at GAT than I have in months. :lol:

[$1.25]

i shit in my yard because i dont want it stinking up my house.

[D8alus]

Hey, remember when you guys claim that people don't gang up on me and it's just my imagination?

I guess I was right all along. You're making a huge deal over NOTHING just for a chance to make fun of me.

But yeah, I'm the one that always starts shit at GAT.

[KidShazaam]

i shit in my yard because i dont want it stinking up my house.

http://www.metrokc.gov/dnrp/swd/composting/images/pet_waste_200x92.gif

[KidShazaam]

Hey, remember when you guys claim that people don't gang up on me and it's just my imagination?

I guess I was right all along. You're making a huge deal over NOTHING just for a chance to make fun of me.

But yeah, I'm the one that always starts shit at GAT.

I think we're well past the point of "chance" and into the realm of reality now.


That doesn't mean I'm not laughing, though. Just go with it.

[D8alus]

The most I litter is if I accidentally upchuck outside of a bar.

But it's biodegradeable, right?

Please tell me how getting so drunk you puke on the parking lot is not weird or 'hick', but throwing out leftovers in the back yard is.

[KidShazaam]

Please tell me how getting so drunk you puke on the parking lot is not weird or 'hick'

I never said it wasn't!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOSH FUCK DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH FUCK SHIT FUCK

[$1.25]

and how smelly was this sloppy joe?

oh god i can smell it through the fridge door!

[KidShazaam]

I got the first -rep I've gotten in over a year from this thread. :lol:

[KidShazaam]

and how smelly was this sloppy joe?

I know hows you kids likes em SLOPPY

[Gravy]

I got the first -rep I've gotten in over a year from this thread. :lol:

Me too :lol:

[Niklut]

Please tell me how getting so drunk you puke on the parking lot is not weird or 'hick', but throwing out leftovers in the back yard is.

Hick bars don't have parking lots. They have to find holes in the yard to puke in.

[Niklut]

Me too :lol:


Not me, I've gotten at least one other one from D8 this year.

[KidShazaam]

This is just the first in a long line of threads where D8 confirms that he's turning into a hippy.

First step? BACKYARD COMPOSTING

[KidShazaam]

http://www.nyccompost.org/illustrations/trench.gif

[bad1]

I get -rep from d8 like everyday. :melvin:


Oh and

https://www.cityofpa.us/images/SolidWaste/GarbageL.jpg

"this I vow....as soon as im old enough to rent my own place...I'll show them whose turn it is to take out the trash"

[$1.25]

1bade likes to -rep me for 2 year old posts out of the blue

[KidShazaam]

I get -rep from d8 like everyday. :melvin:


Oh and

https://www.cityofpa.us/images/SolidWaste/GarbageL.jpg

"this I vow....as soon as im old enough to rent my own place...I'll show them whose turn it is to take out the trash"

I think that kid is taking the garbage OUT of the can to go bury it in the backyard.

It's like a Rorschach test!

[bad1]

1bade likes to -rep me for 2 year old posts out of the blue


thats a lie...i +rep you like 5 mins ago dick

[$1.25]

why should i take grandmas body allll the way to the cemetary when i can just bury her in this post hole

grandmas are biodegradable! if youve ever thrown out a paper cup its like a million times worse. dont judge me.

my landlores gunna be pisst though.

[KidShazaam]

why should i take grandmas body allll the way to the cemetary when i can just bury her in this post hole

grandmas are biodegradable! if youve ever thrown out a paper cup its like a million times worse. dont judge me.

my landlores gunna be pisst though.

You're a fucking weirdo. Put her down the disposal like a normal person.

[$1.25]

yeah but the container would still stink up the house

[Blackferne]

Guys you are being unfair. He lives in Alabama, they don't have sanitation systems like the rest of the country. Rednecks just throw it in the yard, he put it in the hole. For Bama that is civilized.

*awaits - rep*

[$1.25]

puttin it in the hole boss

[KidShazaam]

puttin it in the hole boss

washin' the tupperware here, boss.

sometimes compost is a real cool hand

[rub the bear]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

[KidShazaam]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

...or else it fills the yard again.

[Blackferne]

http://www.creativeagency.com/images/Golf-Hole-150w.jpg
"Yeah so I was out at this park and they had trash holes all over the place. They even had flags so you would know where they were. Very classy."

[KidShazaam]

THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TRASH HOLES

[rub the bear]

And just before he entered her, he whispered, "Let me put it in your hole. I don't want it stinking up the house."

[Rodd]

I'm just trying to mentally picture the looks I'd get from the neighbors if I did this.

I'm also trying to figure out how I'd react if I saw the dude next door doing it.

"Biodegradable" = maggots, which means the outside of your house is about to smell worse then the inside.

Oh and I just joined the -rep for the first time since D8 -repped me last club :lol:

[D8alus]

I'm just trying to mentally picture the looks I'd get from the neighbors if I did this.

I'm also trying to figure out how I'd react if I saw the dude next door doing it.

"Biodegradable" = maggots, which means the outside of your house is about to smell worse then the inside.

Oh and I just joined the -rep for the first time since D8 -repped me last club :lol:

What the fuck?

It's not like I'm out there dumping entire fucking garbage cans you brainless moron.

[Rodd]

What the fuck?

It's not like I'm out there dumping entire fucking garbage cans you brainless moron.

You're dumping meat! Wait is sloppy joe meat? How do you think this shit "biodegrades?" Animals and maggots you goof!

Also, you have:

1 a sink
2 garbage bag which you can leave outside until you go to the dumpster
3 a dumpster which you can walk to
4 a toilet in the house

And you dump food into a hole that people are working with, and then admit it here of all places... and you call me brainless. How would you feel if you were being paid to put up a fence and then come across food with maggots on it, which fucking STINKS, while you were trying to get your job done.


I would now like to remind everyone that this guy works in a power plant.

[D8alus]

You're dumping meat! Wait is sloppy joe meat? How do you think this shit "biodegrades?" Animals and maggots you goof!

Also, you have:

1 a sink
2 garbage bag which you can leave outside until you go to the dumpster
3 a dumpster which you can walk to
4 a toilet in the house

And you dump food into a hole that people are working with, and then admit it here of all places... and you call me brainless. How would you feel if you were being paid to put up a fence and then come across food with maggots on it, which fucking STINKS, while you were trying to get your job done.


I would now like to remind everyone that this guy works in a power plant.

1) You are a goddamned idiot. WHAT PART OF I DIDN'T WANT IT IN THE HOUSE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?

2) It was a ragged hole that looked like it'd been there for months. I didn't know they were working with it.

3) IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT'S ANIMALS AND MAGGOTS, YOU MORON, IT'S IN THE CORNER OF THE YARD WHERE NO ONE WOULD NOTICE AND IT COULD MERRILY DECOMPOSE IN PEACE.

4) IT'S BELOW FREEZING EVERY NIGHT. FLIES DON'T SURVIVE IN THOSE TEMPERATURES, DUMBASS.

Is there any other part of this that your miniscule brain is having trouble comprehending?

[Arzen]

November 20'th is the new national "bury stuff in your back yard" day

[D8alus]

I would also like to remind everyone that Rod is a guy that pissed in a condom while he was wearing it.

[D8alus]

How would it decompose if it's below freezing?

It's only below freezing at night..and only barely so.

[D8alus]

The fact of the matter is: you guys are yet again blowing something WAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of proportion just so you can get free hits at me.

You'll all swear you're innocent later, but that's what's happening. If SG had been telling this story, you'd have all laughed and moved on.

But because it's D8...OH GET A ROPE!

[$1.25]

gettin a rope boss

[KidShazaam]

I would also like to remind everyone that Rod is a guy that pissed in a condom while he was wearing it.

:lol:

D8's right, that was some classic shit there too. :lol:

[Arzen]

Hey


hey guys


this one time I threw some ramen into the bushes when our garbage disposal was broken. My sister totally yelled at me. Don't yell at me ok guys? :(

[KidShazaam]

I had a lazy friend who hid a bunch of dirty pans behind his shed since he didn't want to wash them. I didn't know he did it until a year later when we were ripping the shed down and he found them.


I think that's one reason the D8 story makes me laugh so hard. :lol:

[Arzen]

HOLY FUCKSHIT YOU WHITEBREAD COCKMASTER ASSMUCHING DICKFACE SHAZZ YOU IGNORANT SHITHOLE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME ALL THE TIME JESUS CHRIST MILKWEED SHITFACE

[suVa]

For future referance D8.. if you have something you don't want stinking up the house.. put it in a plastic bag and throw it int he bottom of your freezer until garbage day.

You don't just bury outside.

:lol:

[Zanzibar]

4) IT'S BELOW FREEZING EVERY NIGHT. FLIES DON'T SURVIVE IN THOSE TEMPERATURES, DUMBASS.

Is there any other part of this that your miniscule brain is having trouble comprehending?
Just the part where it is freezing in Alabama every night.

[D8alus]

I had a lazy friend who hid a bunch of dirty pans behind his shed since he didn't want to wash them. I didn't know he did it until a year later when we were ripping the shed down and he found them.


I think that's one reason the D8 story makes me laugh so hard. :lol:

See, that's not even close to what I did, tho.

I dunno, maybe it's cuz I grew up in the south where it wasn't unheard of to toss out washwater or broth or meat juices or other such leftovers out away from the house and then later spent time in the army where you routinely shit in the woods that this doesn't bother me.

I still don't know what's so weird and outrageous about it.

[Arzen]

I wouldn't...I wouldn't put trash in my freezer either.


We just keep our garbage in big garbage cans outside. Why don't you guys do that?

[KidShazaam]

See, that's not even close to what I did, tho.

I dunno, maybe it's cuz I grew up in the south where it wasn't unheard of to toss out washwater or broth or meat juices or other such leftovers out away from the house and then later spent time in the army where you routinely shit in the woods that this doesn't bother me.

I still don't know what's so weird and outrageous about it.

Stop. Just stop. You had me at meat juices.

Golly gee willikers! :lol:

[KidShazaam]

The answer to this thread:

http://www.feagz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bttf/fusion4.jpg

[D8alus]

Stop. Just stop. You had me at meat juices.

Golly gee willikers! :lol:

Fucking shit, man, if you can't stop being an ass for more than two seconds, don't expect me to even try to show you any respect.

[D8alus]

I wouldn't...I wouldn't put trash in my freezer either.


We just keep our garbage in big garbage cans outside. Why don't you guys do that?

who the fuck said anything about putting trash in the freezer?

[$1.25]

um

suva?

[KidShazaam]

Fucking shit, man, if you can't stop being an ass for more than two seconds, don't expect me to even try to show you any respect.
Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n

[D8alus]

Just the part where it is freezing in Alabama every night.

Yeah, that ice on my car the past few mornings was placed there by magical fairies.

[Rodd]

:lol:

D8's right, that was some classic shit there too. :lol:

Hells yeah and proud of it. The difference here is that I didnt get upset and we all had a good laugh at my expense.

1) You are a goddamned idiot. WHAT PART OF I DIDN'T WANT IT IN THE HOUSE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?

2) It was a ragged hole that looked like it'd been there for months. I didn't know they were working with it.

3) IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT'S ANIMALS AND MAGGOTS, YOU MORON, IT'S IN THE CORNER OF THE YARD WHERE NO ONE WOULD NOTICE AND IT COULD MERRILY DECOMPOSE IN PEACE.

4) IT'S BELOW FREEZING EVERY NIGHT. FLIES DON'T SURVIVE IN THOSE TEMPERATURES, DUMBASS.

Is there any other part of this that your miniscule brain is having trouble comprehending?

1. You are calling me an idiot, using "I DID NOT WANT IT IN THE HOUSECOPTER" as an excuse. But I never suggested that. I suggested that you used the sink, or toilet, to make it leave your house. I just showed you through examples how not only am I not an idiot, but you are, for not grasping the difference between leaving something in your house and flushing it down the toilet. This makes you all those things you call me all the time. All the times you say I'm dumb, I never say a word, cause maybe I am... but you are proving how dumb you are right now.

2. Okay I'll buy that

3. All right I guess, but again you are attracting animals to your property which isnt usually encouraged for safety reasons

4. http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/USAL0054?from=36hr_fcst10DayLink_undeclared

Below freezing? What's your zip code, I just used that one and it's not below freezing. You typed in all caps like it was so incredibly obvious, as if it's snowing. But it's not, it's borderline at best in that area, so how's your area looking?

[D8alus]

For future referance D8.. if you have something you don't want stinking up the house.. put it in a plastic bag and throw it int he bottom of your freezer until garbage day.

You don't just bury outside.

:lol:

I didn't see this post before.

and for the last fucking time, I DIDN'T FUCKING BURY IT.

HOly fuck, try to have a LITTLE reading comprehension for ONCE in your life.

[D8alus]

Hells yeah and proud of it. The difference here is that I didnt get upset and we all had a good laugh at my expense.



1. You are calling me an idiot, using "I DID NOT WANT IT IN THE HOUSECOPTER" as an excuse. But I never suggested that. I suggested that you used the sink, or toilet, to make it leave your house. I just showed you through examples how not only am I not an idiot, but you are, for not grasping the difference between leaving something in your house and flushing it down the toilet. This makes you all those things you call me all the time. All the times you say I'm dumb, I never say a word, cause maybe I am... but you are proving how dumb you are right now.



3. All right I guess, but again you are attracting animals to your property which isnt usually encouraged for safety reasons



1) If I opened the containers in the house, it would've stunk up the house. Period. What the fuck is so goddamn hard to understand in that?

3) What animals? I live in the middle of a fucking city. It's not like we're gonna have coyotes and bears.

[Blackferne]

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/170822.1010.a.jpg

Adventure awaits!

[KidShazaam]

1) Period.

3) What animals? I live in the middle of a fucking city. It's not like we're gonna have coyotes and bears.

Besides Rod, they'd be more attracted to the menstruations.

[Hellnikko]

I didn't see this post before.

and for the last fucking time, I DIDN'T FUCKING BURY IT.

HOly fuck, try to have a LITTLE reading comprehension for ONCE in your life.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[The Rancid Penguin]

So are the containers still outside?

Or did you bring them back into the house?

[KidShazaam]

Guys, leave him alone.


He was planting a manwich tree, idiots.

[$1.25]

i dont even want to imagine how stinky your house was when you were eating it

[D8alus]

i dont even want to imagine how stinky your house was when you were eating it

...

God you're an idiot.

[D8alus]

So are the containers still outside?

Or did you bring them back into the house?

I used the outdoor faucet to rinse them out then brought them inside and washed them. Whoopty do.

[$1.25]

why am i an idiot d8?

[The Rancid Penguin]

Why did you bury it in the hole when you could have sealed the containers shut for a few months and grown a mini-Pitcock?

[D8alus]

why am i an idiot d8?

Mull it over for a bit.

[$1.25]

did the sloppy joe stink less when you were eating it?

was the sloppy joe rotten?

[The Rancid Penguin]

Did the sloppy joe have a soul?

Is that why you gave it a funeral?

[Rodd]

Guys, leave him alone.


He was planting a manwich tree, idiots.

HAHAHA I was trying to fit manwich in there but I couldnt make it funny enough to warrent the word usage

1) If I opened the containers in the house, it would've stunk up the house. Period. What the fuck is so goddamn hard to understand in that?

3) What animals? I live in the middle of a fucking city. It's not like we're gonna have coyotes and bears.

I live in the middle of the biggest city on earth. We still have maggots, dogs, cats, racoons, opossoms (spelling?) and other shit like that. Those racoons and possoms are the big fuckers too, and thats what we're worried about mostly.

So are the containers still outside?

Or did you bring them back into the house?

Yeah I've run into this issue... okay this shit has been in my fridge for 2 months, what would Jesus do? I usually never open it, I just throw out the tupperware and then throw out the garbage. Wouldn't bringing the tupperware back in the house bring the stank in too?

[D8alus]

did the sloppy joe stink less when you were eating it?

was the sloppy joe rotten?

I'll be damned, you can think when you want to.

[Niklut]

why am i an idiot d8?

Everyone on Gat is an idiot compared to D8. Didn't you know?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, I couldn't get through that with a straight face.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Rancid Penguin]

Everyone on Gat is an idiot compared to D8. Didn't you know?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, I couldn't get through that with a straight face.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL

[D8alus]

I live in the middle of the biggest city on earth. We still have maggots, dogs, cats, racoons, opossoms (spelling?) and other shit like that. Those racoons and possoms are the big fuckers too, and thats what we're worried about mostly.


meh, I used to throw rocks and pinecones at oppossums and racoons when I was a kid...

besides, if animals were looking for a meal, my place would be the last on the list in that neighborhood.

[$1.25]

I'll be damned, you can think when you want to.

which one was it

[KidShazaam]

The fruit of D8's labor.


http://members.cox.net/jnight/manwichtree.jpeg

[D8alus]

which one was it

uh oh, I spoke too soon.

[Blackferne]

http://users.qconline.com/~myrnajoy/images/sloppy_joe.jpg

Now serving.

[$1.25]

how old was the sloppy joe

[jaymay15]

summary plz

[D8alus]

how old was the sloppy joe

I'm not sure. Apparently my brother left it in there. I found it when I finally started cleaning out all the shit he left in my fridge.

[KidShazaam]

summary plz

You might as well read, it's a funny thread.

[The Rancid Penguin]

Although with where it was burried it would look like this http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Rancid_orphan/manwichtreecopy.jpg

[jaymay15]

summar plz

[Kryzilya]

http://users.qconline.com/~myrnajoy/images/sloppy_joe.jpg

Now serving.

That looks like vomit. Groce.

[Blackferne]

The fruit of D8's labor.


http://members.cox.net/jnight/manwichtree.jpeg

Didn't Peter Paul and Mary write a song about that?


When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me,
Come here and learn a lesson from the lovely manwich tree.
Dont put your faith in love, my boy, my father said to me,
I fear youll find that love is like the lovely manwich tree.

Manwich tree very pretty and the manwich flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor manwich is too smelly to eat.
Manwich tree very pretty and the manwich flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor manwich is too smelly to eat.

Beneath the manwich tree one day, my love and I did a lie
A girl so sweet that when she smiled the sun rose in the sky.
We passed that summer lost in love beneath the manwich tree
The music of her laughter hid my fathers words from me:

Manwich tree very pretty and the manwich flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor manwich is too smelly to eat.
Manwich tree very pretty and the manwich flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor manwich is too smelly to eat.

One day she left without a word. she took away the sun.
And in the dark she left behind, I knew what she had done.
Shed left me for another, its a common tale but true.
A sadder man but wiser now I sing these words to you:

Manwich tree very pretty and the manwich flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor manwich is too smelly to eat.
Manwich tree very pretty and the manwich flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor manwich is too smelly to eat.

[KidShazaam]

The manwich tree might not bloom until next summer, with all the cold weather they're experiencing in 'bama.

[D8alus]

summar plz

I threw a small amount of leftover food out in the corner of my yard because I didn't want to open it up inside.

Everyone else goes psychotic about it.

[Rodd]

I'm not sure. Apparently my brother left it in there. I found it when I finally started cleaning out all the shit he left in my fridge.

He moved out a month ago, so it's gotta be older then that. See the lesson here is throw it in a hole in his yard.

summary plz

You'll wanna read this one hauss.

[D8alus]

He moved out a month ago, so it's gotta be older then that. See the lesson here is throw it in a hole in his yard.



My fridge was full before I cleaned it out. When I got done, I realized that the only thing in it that was actually left there by me was the half empty 2-liter of coke that I'd bought the day before.

At least I know it'll stay clean now.

[jaymay15]

I threw a small amount of leftover food out in the corner of my yard because I didn't want to open it up inside.

Everyone else goes psychotic about it.
do you live in the wilderness?

unless you have a properly constructed compost container in your yard, zoning would probably shit the bed over you dumping garbage in the yard.


but other than that, who gives a fuck. im from ohio. we do that shit too. well my mom did. i didnt. i was the one that had to dump it. we always did it with oil.

[D8alus]

but other than that, who gives a fuck. im from ohio. we do that shit too. well my mom did. i didnt. i was the one that had to dump it. we always did it with oil.

Hallelujah!

[jaymay15]

where i come from, we would have eaten that shit. you put it in a pan with a stick of butter, and fry the bad out of it.

dont let things go to waste

[jaymay15]

umm d8 we also had a compost heap for our garden, so when we dumped garbage, it was organic stuff. like leftover carrots, onion peels, egg shells, etc etc.

rotten shit? we threw that in the garbage or gave it to the neighbors dog.

[rub the bear]

I'll admit that I don't find it that weird. I never did it, but so what.

Except that the guys were using the hole for their work. :lol:

[bad1]

Hallelujah!


:lol: Yeah....jaymay vindicates you! :lol:

I watched Jaymay order the fryer leavins out of the bottom of the basket!

[KidShazaam]

umm d8 we also had a compost heap for our garden, so when we dumped garbage, it was organic stuff. like leftover carrots, onion peels, egg shells, etc etc.

rotten shit? we threw that in the garbage or gave it to the neighbors dog.

In Alabama they just use any ragged, odd hole they find in the backyard. That's how they roll.

[D8alus]

I'll admit that I don't find it that weird. I never did it, but so what.

Except that the guys were using the hole for their work. :lol:

Exactly! This is the correct reaction!

[KidShazaam]

:lol: Yeah....jaymay vindicates you! :lol:

I watched Jaymay order the fryer leavins out of the bottom of the basket!

If I was using Jaymay as vindication I'd be a little weirded out. :lol:

[D8alus]

umm d8 we also had a compost heap for our garden, so when we dumped garbage, it was organic stuff. like leftover carrots, onion peels, egg shells, etc etc.

rotten shit? we threw that in the garbage or gave it to the neighbors dog.

Rotten shit is organic.

and the neighbor didn't have a dog.

[KidShazaam]

Exactly! This is the correct reaction!

Other than the reaction of us who don't bury garbage in the backyard. It is odd to us who don't have the squat and cover instinct anymore.

[Switty]

we used to throw strainers of pasta in our backyard. When the old pasta gets hard it sticks to the metal so its easier just to toss the whole thing out the back door.

[D8alus]

Other than the reaction of us who don't bury garbage in the backyard. It is odd to us who don't have the squat and cover instinct anymore.

Stop saying "bury"

I didn't fucking bury it, I dumped it out. I didn't dig a hole, I didn't fill in a hole.

[D8alus]

we used to throw strainers of pasta in our backyard. When the old pasta gets hard it sticks to the metal so its easier just to toss the whole thing out the back door.

where the hell were you people a couple hours ago?

Suddenly everyone comes out of the woodwork to support my side. :lol:

[KidShazaam]

Stop saying "bury"

I didn't fucking bury it, I dumped it out. I didn't dig a hole, I didn't fill in a hole.


It sounds like you just took the easy way out using a perfectly good hole that someone ELSE worked on.

Find your own holes!

[The Rancid Penguin]

we used to throw strainers of pasta in our backyard. When the old pasta gets hard it sticks to the metal so its easier just to toss the whole thing out the back door.
Wtf?

It really isn't that hard to clean something after you use it, you know before the pasta goes hard.

I'm done with this plate, I'll just chuck it outside.

Oh theres some dust on the t.v, better chuck that too.

[bad1]

http://medialit.med.sc.edu/25grea15.jpg

[D8alus]

Wtf?

It really isn't that hard to clean something after you use it, you know before the pasta goes hard.

I'm done with this plate, I'll just chuck it outside.

Oh theres some dust on the t.v, better chuck that too.

I'm pretty sure she just meant the pasta.

[Switty]

where the hell were you people a couple hours ago?

Suddenly everyone comes out of the woodwork to support my side. :lol:

yea its all cool because strainers are biodegradable and if we didn't want my mom to see we'd cover it with leaves or sloppy joe meat.

[rub the bear]

where the hell were you people a couple hours ago?

Suddenly everyone comes out of the woodwork to support my side. :lol:I had to wait for Jaymay to support it.

[The Rancid Penguin]

I'm pretty sure she just meant the pasta.
Are you sure about that?

[D8alus]

I'm pretty sure she just meant the pasta.

I stand corrected.

[KidShazaam]

yea its all cool because strainers are biodegradable and if we didn't want my mom to see we'd cover it with leaves or sloppy joe meat.

Switty got some BARBS. :lol:

[jaymay15]

you arent supposed to put meat in organic compost heaps, d8.

[Switty]

Wtf?

It really isn't that hard to clean something after you use it, you know before the pasta goes hard.

I'm done with this plate, I'll just chuck it outside.

Oh theres some dust on the t.v, better chuck that too.

pshh its not hard to clean a plate but if you let it get moldy before doing so you don't want it to stink everything up so its better just to give it a good toss.

[jaymay15]

in india, mold is a delicacy.

[D8alus]

you arent supposed to put meat in organic compost heaps, d8.

good thing it wasn't a compost heap. It was just me being lazy.

[jaymay15]

whoa whoa no trolling, switty

[KidShazaam]

you arent supposed to put meat in organic compost heaps, d8.

It wasn't a compost heap. It was just a ragged hole dug by mexicans...like Tijuana.

[The Rancid Penguin]

pshh its not hard to clean a plate but if you let it get moldy before doing so you don't want it to stink everything up so its better just to give it a good toss.
Either your family is stupidly rich or just stupid.

[jaymay15]

good thing it wasn't a compost heap. It was just me being lazy.
yeah then its considered littering

but its ok. i would have cleaned the bowl and thrown that shit in the garbage, but what you didnt wasnt exactly an act of horrible crime. you threw some shit out in the yard. not that big of a deal really.

[rub the bear]

whoa whoa no trolling, swittyahahahahaha

[D8alus]

yeah then its considered littering

but its ok. i would have cleaned the bowl and thrown that shit in the garbage,

If it'd been like my dad's house where we have outside garbage cans, I'd have done that, but since I only had indoor cans and then a dumpster a block away, I opted for plan b.

but what you didnt wasnt exactly an act of horrible crime. you threw some shit out in the yard. not that big of a deal really.

Exactly.

[KidShazaam]

yeah then its considered littering

but its ok. i would have cleaned the bowl and thrown that shit in the garbage, but what you didnt wasnt exactly an act of horrible crime. you threw some shit out in the yard. not that big of a deal really.

Still funny to us "squares" who utilize the garbage disposal and trash bags!

Thank god I'm a city boy.

[jaymay15]

Still funny to us "squares" who utilize the garbage disposal and trash bags!

Thank god I'm a city boy.
oh please

go into any country town and walk around. clean streets, nice people.

go into any big city. shit everywhere, mean people, garbage abound.


d8 is the leading man of cleanliness. d8 is next to godliness.

[rub the bear]

Also you're assuming he has a garbage disposal.

[KidShazaam]

oh please

go into any country town and walk around. clean streets, nice people.

go into any big city. shit everywhere, mean people, garbage abound.


d8 is the leading man of cleanliness. d8 is next to godliness.

That's true. I'm used to seeing piles of organic material lining the streets of Phoenix, Arizona.

[Switty]

Either your family is stupidly rich or just stupid.

well we are really stupid, but we do catch on to sarcasm pretty well

[D8alus]

oh please

go into any country town and walk around. clean streets, nice people.

go into any big city. shit everywhere, mean people, garbage abound.


d8 is the leading man of cleanliness. d8 is next to godliness.

Yeah, I mean, I could've just tossed it out for the world to see, but instead I made sure it was out of sight! I went that extra mile without going an extra block!

[Blackferne]

d8 is the leading man of cleanliness. d8 is next to godliness.

Fact Check: Per the other thread he doesn't shower everyday. So...are you sure about that?

[Niklut]

Still funny to us "squares" who utilize the garbage disposal and trash bags!

Thank god I'm a city boy.

Country boys don't dump our leftovers out in the yard either.

Unless we are trying to feed the animals.
But even then I make sure it is gone the next day.

[The Rancid Penguin]

well we are really stupid, but we do catch on to sarcasm pretty well
Yeah, I can tell.

You must have noticed that I haven't been sarcastic at all in this thread.

[D8alus]

Fact Check: Per the other thread he doesn't shower everyday. So...are you sure about that?

Do you think Jesus showered every day? :shun:

[Switty]

is that a bloody tampon?

[Niklut]

d8 is the leading man of cleanliness. d8 is next to godliness.

Dumping your garbage in the back yard isn't being clean.

[D8alus]

Country boys don't dump our leftovers out in the yard either.

Unless we are trying to feed the animals.
But even then I make sure it is gone the next day.

When I went out to check on it, there was a gate and post in it's place.

I think that counts as it being gone.

[rub the bear]

At least he didn't smear feces over the fence.

[KidShazaam]

Dumping your garbage in the back yard isn't being clean.

It's apparently rampant in our society as well.


I wonder if I can lease my backyard as landfill space to my lazy neighbors.

[jaymay15]

:lol:

are you telling me every single person here didnt pick up on my INTENSE sarcasm at all?


you make me feel like d8. even when im makin fun of d8. fuckin nulagged if you keep it up, morons.

[KidShazaam]

At least he didn't smear feces over the fence.

...that we know of.

[D8alus]

with any luck, it had a chance to freeze and dry out and was indistinguishable from the dirt around it by the time the workers got there.

[The Rancid Penguin]

:lol:

are you telling me every single person here didnt pick up on my INTENSE sarcasm at all?


you make me feel like d8. even when im makin fun of d8. fuckin nulagged if you keep it up, morons.
Switty could tell you. She knows everything about sarlaccchasm-lacc

[D8alus]

:lol:

are you telling me every single person here didnt pick up on my INTENSE sarcasm at all?


you make me feel like d8. even when im makin fun of d8. fuckin nulagged if you keep it up, morons.

I picked up on it, but it was in my best interest to ignore it. I think you'll agree.

[KidShazaam]

:lol:

are you telling me every single person here didnt pick up on my INTENSE sarcasm at all?


you make me feel like d8. even when im makin fun of d8. fuckin nulagged if you keep it up, morons.

Nulag me or ban me you drunk fuck if you can't pick up our INTENSE SARCASM.

Better yet, bury me in your backyard!

[The Rancid Penguin]

Nulag me or ban me you drunk fuck if you can't pick up our INTENSE SARCASM.

Better yet, bury me in your backyard!
Digging a hole, boss.

[Blackferne]

Do you think Jesus showered every day? :shun:

I'm not the one saying Jesus is godly.

[rub the bear]

Petition to change Nulag to "A hole in D8's backyard."

[KidShazaam]

Digging a hole, boss.

Fillin it in, boss

[The Rancid Penguin]

Petition to change Nulag to "A hole in D8's backyard."
/Sign

[D8alus]

I'm not the one saying Jesus is godly.

Dangerous ground, Blackie.

[D8alus]

Petition to change Nulag to "A hole in D8's backyard."

/sign

[The Rancid Penguin]

Fillin it in, boss
YOU IDIOT!

I hadn't put the leftovers in there yet.

Re-dig it.

[KidShazaam]

Dangerous ground, Blackie.

I even passed up a B.O. comment about Jesus on the cross when you made the showering crack.


I WAS FEELING SYMPATHETIC

[Blackferne]

Dangerous ground, Blackie.
:lol:

[KidShazaam]

YOU IDIOT!

I hadn't put the leftovers in there yet.

Re-dig it.

a week in the box

[jaymay15]

Dangerous ground, Blackie.
why is that dangerous ground?

this isnt a christain forum.

[KidShazaam]

why is that dangerous ground?

this isnt a christain forum.

It's a good thing they didn't bury Jesus in D8's hole.

He might not have been able to move that post when he woke up.

[jaymay15]

It's a good thing they didn't bury Jesus in D8's hole.

He might not have been able to move that post when he woke up.
i think if he could carry a 18 foot tall post on his back for 10 miles that he could lift that one. jesus aint no pussy.

[D8alus]

why is that dangerous ground?

this isnt a christain forum.

D8 go boom.

[jaymay15]

D8 go boom.
:lol:

[KidShazaam]

i think if he could carry a 18 foot tall post on his back for 10 miles that he could lift that one. jesus aint no pussy.

He has to know the proper short-punching technique to break out of the earth. Did he train with Pai-Mei?

I DONT THINK SO

Jesus was probably a wind-up puncher, lanky dude like that. Tough to move that post, especially when he'd have a hard time breathing while covered with all that manwich and green beans.

[jaymay15]

He has to know the proper short-punching technique to break out of the earth. Did he train with Pai-Mei?

I DONT THINK SO

Jesus was probably a wind-up puncher, lanky dude like that. Tough to move that post, especially when he'd have a hard time breathing while covered with all that manwich and green beans.
that is probably true

but you cant tell me that after having manwhich poured on you, that you dont instantly grow into a man. its not womanwhich. although that would explain its runny red features.

[Rodd]

yea its all cool because strainers are biodegradable and if we didn't want my mom to see we'd cover it with leaves or sloppy joe meat.

Holy shit haha

[KidShazaam]

that is probably true

but you cant tell me that after having manwhich poured on you, that you dont instantly grow into a man. its not womanwhich. although that would explain its runny red features.

You think Jesus + manwich = Popeye?

You might just be onto something here.

[jaymay15]

You think Jesus + manwich = Popeye?

You might just be onto something here.
virgin mary = olive oil

virgin olive oil


yeah, im on to something. believe it.

[KidShazaam]

Holy shit haha

No kidding. That post was about the best thing I've seen Switty put out there so far. Snap crack with her whippy tail!

[KidShazaam]

virgin mary = olive oil

virgin olive oil


yeah, im on to something. believe it.

And Satan is Bluto?


Who would be Wimpy?

[D8alus]

And Satan is Bluto?


Who would be Wimpy?

You?

[KidShazaam]

You?

I don't need to borrow money for "a hamburger today".

Maybe the Pope.

[$1.25]

haha

why cant kryz be more like switty

[Rodd]

Petition to change Nulag to "A hole in D8's backyard."

/sign

[jaymay15]

wimpy would be john the baptist

always comin up just a bit short.

[Blackferne]

that is probably true

but you cant tell me that after having manwhich poured on you, that you dont instantly grow into a man. its not womanwhich. although that would explain its runny red features.

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/strongjesus.JPG

[SupremeGod]

Im home now. I hope all this mess was cleared up.

[KidShazaam]

that is probably true

but you cant tell me that after having manwhich poured on you, that you dont instantly grow into a man. its not womanwhich. although that would explain its runny red features.

http://members.cox.net/jnight/jesuspopeye.JPG

[jaymay15]

WOW

ks, is that an actual picture? i cant believe it survived all this time. it was probably buried underground and encased in manwhich. incredible burial techniques.

[Rodd]

WOW

ks, is that an actual picture? i cant believe it survived all this time. it was probably buried underground and encased in manwhich. incredible burial techniques.

manwichification

[Blackferne]

WOW

ks, is that an actual picture? i cant believe it survived all this time. it was probably buried underground and encased in manwhich. incredible burial techniques.

It is actually the subject of Dan Brown's new book, "The Manwhich Code".

[Traged G-Unit]

You know, people have been asking over and over why D8 didn't just flush it and he hasn't commented on it. Given his comment on regular army habit of shitting in the woods I think showering and manwiching the posthole are the least of his cleanliness worries.

I shudder at the thought of the state any potted plant in his house is in.

[bad1]

so describing FA as "manwichy" is now acceptable?

[The Rancid Penguin]

so describing FA as "manwichy" is now acceptable?
Theres not enough meat on her.

Dnal is manwichy though.

[jaymay15]

Theres not enough meat on her.

Dnal is manwichy though.
manwhichy means lack of chin?

dna, d8....

[bad1]

manwhichy means lack of chin?

dna, d8....


i missed a few pages...i thought it was trash.

[jaymay15]

i missed a few pages...i thought it was trash.
you say trash, i say no-chins

[D8alus]

You know, people have been asking over and over why D8 didn't just flush it and he hasn't commented on it. Given his comment on regular army habit of shitting in the woods I think showering and manwiching the posthole are the least of his cleanliness worries.

I shudder at the thought of the state any potted plant in his house is in.

I addressed that numerous times, idiot.

[The Rancid Penguin]

You say no-chins I say meaty.

why would a manwich have no chins?

[jaymay15]

I addressed that numerous times, idiot.
no doubt

traged needs to bury his rotten manwhich too. sihaya is beyind its fresh date.

[Traged G-Unit]

I addressed that numerous times, idiot.
D8, in the world you're a genius I'd wear idiot as a badge of pride.

[jaymay15]

D8, in the world you're a genius I'd wear idiot as a badge of pride.
no trolling

[Jeebs]

MY EMPEROR! I'VE FAAAAAILED YOOOOOOOU!

[The Rancid Penguin]

Do a barrel roll

[D8alus]

D8, in the world you're a genius I'd wear idiot as a badge of pride.

I'm not genius, I missed it by like 3 points.

[lollypop]

For the record, I throw leftover food in the back yard all the time so animals can eat it. But if I saw a freshly dug hole somewhere, I'm not going to start filling it up with anything. That's just rude. Might as well squat over it and take a dump. You don't do that shit.

[Traged G-Unit]

oh geez, I'm sorry D8. If d24e does it, it MUST be normal.

[D8alus]

For the record, I throw leftover food in the back yard all the time so animals can eat it. But if I saw a freshly dug hole somewhere, I'm not going to start filling it up with anything. That's just rude. Might as well squat over it and take a dump. You don't do that shit.

Except it didn't look freshly dug. Which I also already addressed.

[D8alus]

oh geez, I'm sorry D8. If d24e does it, it MUST be normal.

Stop trying to troll me to be cool. No one likes you.

[Jeebs]

I like Traged.

[Blackferne]

Stop trying to troll me to be cool. No one likes you.

I'm gonna agree with that. Traged-G brings shame to Dallas.

[D8alus]

I like Traged.
To Traged:

No one that matters likes you.
















It's payback, Jeebs. :lol:

[Traged G-Unit]

I'm gonna agree with that. Traged-G brings shame to Dallas.

I'm from Oak Cliff, fuck you.

[Jeebs]

:emo:

[Traged G-Unit]

:emo:

Don't worry Jeebs, we'll get a little cabin and nobody will EVER bother us.

[Blackferne]

I'm from Oak Cliff, fuck you.

Oooooh youz got street cred.

[D8alus]

The best part about this thread is that I -repped a whole bunch of people and they still +repped me.

Now I feel guilty.

[Jeebs]

I was going to +rep you somewhere, but I have to spread :(

I can't remember where now though, so I probably won't.

[Rodd]

The best part about this thread is that I -repped a whole bunch of people and they still +repped me.

Now I feel guilty.

Dont worry pal I'm saving my -rep for ya!

[KidShazaam]

The best part about this thread is that I -repped a whole bunch of people and they still +repped me.

Now I feel guilty.

Like I said, you brought the laffo. At times, there is no real malice in ragging on somebody, and this was one of those times. I thought your story was a damn riot.


Also, "manwiching the posthole" is a great euphemism for sex.

[KidShazaam]

WOW

ks, is that an actual picture? i cant believe it survived all this time. it was probably buried underground and encased in manwhich. incredible burial techniques.

It's the image on the Shroud of Turin!