Oh Lord

[Wayward]

Won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

My friends all have Porches. I must make amends.

[Humpty Hump]

Who sings that? They play it at work all the time, and she sounds like a fucking crack-whore who's smoked all her life.

[God The Almighty]

Won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

My friends all have Porches. I must make amends.

You don't want that. You think you do, but really you don't. Do you read Consumer Reports? I mean seriously pick it up and you'll see what I'm talking about.