Flavored condoms don't really taste that much

[Dreamguy]

Is this normal?

Only tried the banana flavored one so far, maybe vanilla or mint will be better. But dreamgirl didn't taste it much and I french kissed her right after she went down on me the first time and couldn't taste anything. They did make the whole room smell like artificial banana though, which was nice.

[Emp]

Flavored condoms only exist because regular condoms taste rancid. They're not meant to be a taste sensation - they're just meant to not taste like ass.

That said, who the fuck gives a blowjob with a condom on? Does she think you're riddled with diseases?

[Dreamguy]

Well obviously I put it on so she could check out the taste.

[Cronk]

this created some interesting imagery of a vagina smacking its lips and taste-testing a condom-wrapped dong.

long live the d2 diary!

[mrlaze]

so how do you know what it tastes like?

[Etch]

Sometimes I feel that D2 has to be some sort of artificial intelligence guided forum bot. Programmed to gauge the reactions of normal people to abnormal situations for some sort of psychology thesis.

[Moki]

So for your very first blowjob, you opted to wear a condom?



THIS STORY IS BULLSHIT.

[Moki]

Either it's all fake....or she really didn't want to blow you, and you tried to convince her with the nasty banana flavor.

It's probably fake.

[Moki]

I can't think of any flavor that would go worse with semen than banana.

[$1.25]

sour cream and onion?

[$1.25]

BBQ?

[Moki]

bacon

[Penguinoccio]

Sounds like a mod posted under d2's handle.

[mrlaze]

I can't think of any flavor that would go worse with semen than banana.

I think you're doing it wrong.

[Cronk]

I can't think of any flavor that would go worse with banana than semen?

[Huttmaster]

I'm no expert, but if you are tasting banana and semen, you are doing it wrong.

[Etch]

I'm no expert, but if you are tasting banana and semen, you are doing it wrong.

You can't delete this gem.

[Dreamguy]

So for your very first blowjob, you opted to wear a condom?



THIS STORY IS BULLSHIT.

Who said this was my first blowjob? The others were without a condom.

[MasterReeft]

Can we please unban D2?

And I would probably imagine it isn't his first time to the rodeo with "Dreamgirl." Although he does make a fair enough point about flavored condoms.

I mean I guess you could fuck her and then have her lick it clean, or maybe it would help with an Ass to Mouth transition.

[Etch]

I'm thinking maybe you should just join him.

[Etch]

Maybe Rhett is right, I have been a little ban happy lately.

[Cronk]

did you just let that reeft post sway you?

maybe you SHOULD just give arrrr mod powers.

[Etch]

did you just let that reeft post sway you?

maybe you SHOULD just give arrrr mod powers.
Reefts post didn't sway me. It was my own post that made me think about it.

[Cronk]

don't doubt yourself, my friend.

stay the course

[Cronk]

it is right and just

[Cronk]

I mean I guess you could fuck her and then have her lick it clean, or maybe it would help with an Ass to Mouth transition.

read that again etch.

well, ok, we don't want to ban that if it meant there'd be less gems like this to read.

[DUATE]

my dick taste like banana

the d2 story

[Cronk]

my dick doesn't taste enough like banana

the d2 story

fixed

[Rodd]

breakfast ruined

[Moki]

Who said this was my first blowjob? The others were without a condom.
You said "the first time." Maybe you meant something else.

[Kryzilya]

I mean I guess you could fuck her and then have her lick it clean, or maybe it would help with an Ass to Mouth transition.

what

[Dreamguy]

You said "the first time." Maybe you meant something else.

The first time she literally went down on me in that blowjob session.

[Wayward]

hey guys what's going on in

goodbye

[SupremeGod]

you could use them so they flavor your cock after sex. Taking the condom off after so you can get sucked off after she cums.