not tkups's thread

[Dreamguy]

Don't you just love dryhumping?

Now what's chaste?

[Penguinoccio]

chaste means innocent, nonsexual.

Our bodies were on a different sexual level of understanding then our mouths.

Then again, both were pressed together with no further penetration, so maybe they were on the same level.

And while dry-humping is better than not dry-humping, I do not enjoy blueballs. You see, they gave out prizes at every stop in this thing, and all were donated by Taboo Video + Adult Store, so I ended up with a viagra-like pill, which I took out of curiosity. Now I get an uncomfortably hard erection just thinking about that night, because the pill lasts 72 hours.

My sister ended up with what she termed a "gay man's dildo on a ball". I never saw it, so I'm not entirely sure what it is.

[Dreamguy]

I used dry humping to cure blue balls this morning. Woke up with morning wood, started making out and fondling dreamgirl and noticed it was kinda hurting but after like half a minute of just rubbing it against her pajamas it went away and we had some nice mbating done.

[Penguinoccio]

Let this be a lesson: A lonely 20-something should not take a pill to make him hornier.

[FM]

I used dry humping to cure blue balls this morning. Woke up with morning wood, started making out and fondling dreamgirl and noticed it was kinda hurting but after like half a minute of just rubbing it against her pajamas it went away and we had some nice mbating done.

jesus christ


I hope she finds GAT and calls the goddamn police

[Dreamguy]

Wut? She probably likes it even more than I do. This afternoon she rubbed her crotch against my back as she was hugging me from behind while I was working on her new pc. Only once, I wish I talked to her about it at the time cuz it was really nice. I'll have to get her to do that again next time.

[$1.25]

d2 posts evoke such a horribly rich mixture of emotions in me

[FM]

dude

what

no

[FM]

the imagery alone will haunt my dreams for years


some chick coming up from behind and rubbing her pelvis against my back

what the fuck

[FM]

I mean... good for d2, he's found a fellow freak to make out with and dry-hump and will rub her vagoo all over his back muscles

but we don't need all the details unless you make a quarantined thread about it

[$1.25]

i tried to have etch quarantine him

but then everyone cried about how they love d2 posts

you guys will live to regret your decision!

[Dreamguy]

Who doesn't want a girl rubbing up against him?

[Penguinoccio]

It seems all my real life threads turn into d2 threads.

Goddamnit.

[Arrrr]

seriously, let's ban d2 back to his diaries for good this time, ok?

[Arrrr]

if i was a mod i'd do it

[Omicron88]

posting in support of arrrr and buck

[Moki]

d2 made me fearful of hugs

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COCKS]

if d2 is perma'd to his diary i'll do the same to arrrr and omi

[Arrrr]

that's dumb.

[Arrrr]

fm i suggest you make me a mod to protect me from TAS's temper tantrum

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COCKS]

you wish

[ZaX]

D2 posts aren't good anymore. They used to be weird in a funny way. Now theyre just weird.

[attackrat]

Moki, when we finally do meet and pretend to be old college buddies, I'm giving you a hug.

[$1.25]

hes already infected tas!

[$1.25]

hes got belgiogen psychosis!

the lazy eye

[attackrat]

He's breaking out in walloons.

[FM]

I only allow d2 to continue on GAT because I find his posts so seductively scary

it's like reading a friend's diary. I should put it away but I'm too curious of the fucked up shit that's in there. the analogy fits.

UGH.

[Arrrr]

what a coincidence we have this forum called d2's diary. you should put all his posts there

[FM]

no we shouldn't. not yet anyway.

if he doesn't post better pics soon, though, it will become a possibility. I want to see who keeps rubbing one off on d2's back.

[Rorschach]

and i want closure on his deformed dick. how did this story full through the cracks. i feel like robert downey jr in zodiac following this story alone for years

[Rodd]

i tried to have etch quarantine him

but then everyone cried about how they love d2 posts

you guys will live to regret your decision!
Thats because the quarantine went awry. We should've put FA in there with him.

[Chairman Yang]

I love hugs!



I think

[FM]

who moved these posts!? :lol:

[Dreamguy]

I love hugs!



I think

It's more awesome than you can possibly imagine.

Every time I hug dreamgirl, it still feels as awesome as it did the first time. Like you can't believe you're really holding a girl in your arms because you've been dreaming of it for so long and now it's finally real! :emmy:
You're just so close to her and she lets you caress her wherever you want, it's amazing really.