Now it's time for horrible horrible oona poetry

[Honeyfugler]

Oh GAT, message board of my dreams
Yet you doth despise me, so it seems
I can not leave, I must confess
when I read you, my pants I mess

[Cybren]

I THOUGHT THIS SAID PARTY WHERE'S THE PUNCH!?! :mad:

[Honeyfugler]

Gregg is a faggoty faggoty hag
my server appears to be experiencing lag
unban me from this shitty nu-lag
or when you sleep, your mouth I'll tea bag.

[Cybren]

i'm gonna go post in regular gat now.
Bye.

[Honeyfugler]

Cybren cybren my fellow inmate
what have we done to receive so much hate!?
there is no party
there is no punch
Gregger's brain is out to lunch.

[Honeyfugler]

i'm gonna go post in regular gat now.
Bye.
WHAT!? I thought we were a team!
This is false, so it does seem.
Have fun in GAT, I wish you well*!















*plzdieirl and go to hell

[soft cries]

Oona, Oona
She smells like tuna
-end-

[Cybren]

i served my time! I PAID BACK MY DEBT TO SOCIETY!

[Honeyfugler]

Oona, Oona
She smells like tuna
-end-
You know the smell of my dainty bits?
have you seen the size of my saucer tits?

[soft cries]

You know the smell of my dainty bits?
have you seen the size of my saucer tits?
...

[Honeyfugler]

...
.....
.......
.....

fin

[soft cries]

.....
.......
.....

fin
:melvin:

[Honeyfugler]

the nulag is fast, the gat is slow
you may say the blame is my spam
and so?
fuck you all, watch my post count grow!
but not right now...
to the grocery I go. :(

[Norlanthale]

the nulag is fast, the gat is slow
you may say the blame is my spam
and so?
fuck you all, watch my post count grow!
but not right now...
to the grocery I go. :(


its 2am, you still shopping?

[dnallivah]

alas
oona locked away
like tuna in a can
begging to come out
but we all know
the odor will overwhelm us
if we open that midget can

KEEP HER LOCKED UP

[Honeyfugler]

dna, the whore
her vagina is quite large
kegels will kill you

[dnallivah]

oona the bitch
who puts down her friends
in promise of a bacon sammich
oh i mean ... a slice of pizza on the floor

[Starscream606]

this thread is picking up!

[dnallivah]

ss
every girls dream man
too bad we're all too fat
or dumb
or something that's not good enough for him :(

[Honeyfugler]

I love me
some blt
put it in
my tummy
I'll go "WEEE!"

[Honeyfugler]

ss
every girls dream man
too bad we're all too fat
or dumb
or something that's not good enough for him :(
qfe :( except I hear his penis is too small for my tastes.

[Starscream606]

ss
every girls dream man
too bad we're all too fat
or dumb
or something that's not good enough for him :(
:emo:

[dnallivah]

qfe :( except I hear his penis is too small for my tastes.

you've obviously never fucked a short man.

[Starscream606]

it's not that small!

[dnallivah]

:emo:

half shaved beard
dark glasses
what is this mask of emo he portrays
this mystery man behind the web cam
my life for you

[Honeyfugler]

it's not that small!
You can't keep it up long enough, either.

[Starscream606]

You can't keep it up long enough, either.
oh thats true :o

[JediCrusader]

Oona Oona the Human Bacon
Left in the Gulag, her dignity taken
Alone is she with her menstrual cycle
All those hormones have finally made her psycho.

[Starscream606]

nothing says white trash
like a vegas wedding
bride's parents in the front row
holding her baby wailing

[Welshy]

Bloody spikes of tissue paper
Sticking out your hole
No love you tonight, but then
You still can suck my pole

[dnallivah]

nothing says white trash
like a vegas wedding
bride's parents in the front row
holding her baby wailing
:lol: that's a winner right there.

A+