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Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:27 PM

Lonestarr - utterly perfect
$1.25 - cant handle irl
Agent Blip - problems with getting skeeted on
Arzen - problems with getting skeeted on
Baron Von Waffle - BVW, almost a car company BUT NOT QUITE SRRY MAN
Ben Gibbard - people named ban have a naturally small penis
BlindTyldak - bitch mom who keeps her kids in after 7:00pm
Cronik - scared of kindergardeners
Dyer's Eve - not quite a red neck, its still in the pinky stage
Guy_Incognito - UMM ILL GET BACK TO THIS DUDE
Icy Fields of Despair - cant roast ice!
Jauhkar - iraqi dish
Kaladbolg - sounds like salad and GOD KNOWS I HATE THAT SHIT
Knight of Ni - not a knight or a ni
Pearl Campbell - jew lol
Rohar - wtf kind of handle name is that?
Shoki - tipes betr thn mi
Sihaya - mexican she devil
Son Gokuu - his irl fire resist might be too high for my burnings
Sphinxx - egypt is kinda gay dude... fyi
SupremeGod - if you're so godly, why can chuck norris whoop your ass?
TLKjedi - cultural casserol
Welshy - dirty roo rapin' abo!!
YaeSu - attempted to eRape my 14 year old irl friend. NOT COOL DUDE THATS MY JOB
Yvgar - duck hunt dude.

hah! that shows YOU guys not to FUCK with ME!

DUATE · 12-13-2005, 10:29 PM

THANKS A LOT ASSFUCK

Fox Hush · 12-13-2005, 10:29 PM

Wow beating the horse come up with something current ass.

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

THANKS A LOT ASSFUCK

i could never touch you sweet cheeks! ^o^

and a lot of people didnt show up for some reason

fucking gay member list

BlindTyldak · 12-13-2005, 10:30 PM

heaven forbid i don't let my five year old stay out with her boyfriend to all hours, huh?

Cronk · 12-13-2005, 10:33 PM

I'd roast you back, but it'd be like shooting a fat kid in a computer chair.

... oh wait...

Icy Fields of Despair · 12-13-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

I'd roast you back, but it'd be like shooting a fat kid in a computer chair.

... oh wait...

Haha, Lonestarr uses a CHAIR.

faggot.

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

I'd roast you back, but it'd be like shooting a fat kid in a computer chair.

... oh wait...

you crazy man

TLK · 12-13-2005, 10:36 PM

wait wait wait woah.

woah.

woah.

is that a burn?

I'm called a Terrorist at school on a daily basis, and you're calling me a "cultural casseroll"?

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR, I CHUCKLE AT YOUR EXPENSE.

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy Fields of Despair

Haha, Lonestarr uses a CHAIR.

faggot.

actually i type with my penis and balls

so i do a lot of standing

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLKjedi

wait wait wait woah.

woah.

woah.

is that a burn?

I'm called a Terrorist at school on a daily basis, and you're calling me a "cultural casseroll"?

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR, I CHUCKLE AT YOUR EXPENSE.

GUYS THIS ISNT ABOUT ME, OK?

Fox Hush · 12-13-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonestarr

actually i type with my penis and balls

so i do a lot of standing

Your penis can't hit the keyboard sitting?

Nub.

Kalad · 12-13-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlindTyldak

heaven forbid i don't let my five year old stay out with her boyfriend to all hours, huh?

She's 5? Let off the choker chain, seriously. She should be out til 5 in the morning.

Where you might ask? I won't go there. Retribution would be too fucking horrible.

Or just maybe...

OBVIOUSLY TOYS'R'US!

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoki

Your penis can't hit the keyboard sitting?

Nub.

i... uhh... you...

you'd have to see my desk :O

Ben Gibbard · 12-13-2005, 10:39 PM

good thing i'm actually ben gibbard!

Cronk · 12-13-2005, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonestarr

i... uhh... you...

you'd have to see my desk :O

This brings up another good point. If you're standing, how the hell can you see the keyboard OR your penis?

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

This brings up another good point. If you're standing, how the hell can you see the keyboard OR your penis?

i dont need to duh

Sihaya · 12-13-2005, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonestarr

Sihaya - mexican she devil
hah! that shows YOU guys not to FUCK with ME!

I suppose. What did I do to you?

Kalad · 12-13-2005, 10:42 PM

Cronik saw thru the ruse.

Lonestarr is actually ethiopian, but he was and still is so ashamed of his heritage he had his fat white friend photographed and pretended that that was him.

BlindTyldak · 12-13-2005, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaladbolg

She's 5? Let off the choker chain, seriously. She should be out til 5 in the morning.

Where you might ask? I won't go there. Retribution would be too fucking horrible.

Or just maybe...

OBVIOUSLY TOYS'R'US!

Oh yeah, you wait until YOU have kids! When they're five and bitching at you because you won't let them go anywhere with their friends, hiding their X in their My Little Ponies, racking up your cell phone bill calling the Nickelodeon party lines, and fucking up your computer DL'ing illegal copies of the new Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus game . . . when you have to deal with that, THEN you can tell me how to be a parent!!!

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sihaya

I suppose. What did I do to you?

nothing, i was just bored.

YaeSu · 12-13-2005, 10:44 PM

Lonestarr - Every girls best friend.

Cronk · 12-13-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlindTyldak

Oh yeah, you wait until YOU have kids! When they're five and bitching at you because you won't let them go anywhere with their friends, hiding their X in their My Little Ponies, racking up your cell phone bill calling the Nickelodeon party lines, and fucking up your computer DL'ing illegal copies of the new Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus game . . . when you have to deal with that, THEN you can tell me how to be a parent!!!

You gave her some whiskey medicine "to help her with her sleeplessness" a few hours ago so you could play on your comp and you know it.

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YaeSu

Lonestarr - Every girls best friend.

never anything more!!

Cronk · 12-13-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YaeSu

Lonestarr - Every girls best friend.

Ouch. That's some mighty fine burnsauce!

BlindTyldak · 12-13-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

You gave her some whiskey medicine "to help her with her sleeplessness" a few hours ago so you could play on your comp and you know it.

I'm a GOOD parent.

Children's Nyquil.

Kalad · 12-13-2005, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaladbolg

Cronik saw thru the ruse.

Lonestarr is actually ethiopian, but he was and still is so ashamed of his heritage he had his fat white friend photographed and pretended that that was him.

Nobody pays attention to the truth.

Cronk · 12-13-2005, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlindTyldak

I'm a GOOD parent.

Children's Nyquil.

"No sweetie! Those are MOMMY'S sleeping pills. Yours are on the left side of the cabinet. Just balance on the edge of the sink and you'll see yours."

Icy Fields of Despair · 12-13-2005, 10:53 PM

Kaladbolg is dreamy.

PS: saying the word dreamy without italicizing it is just wrong.

Lonestarr · 12-13-2005, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaladbolg

Nobody pays attention to the truth.

yeah, the headbanging kid's name is really Harrold.

theres pops!

hey sis!

me winning the gold! 69 is my favorate number

12-13-2005, 10:27 PM	#1
Lonestarr balls deep Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: California Posts: 19,222	Lonestarr - utterly perfect $1.25 - cant handle irl Agent Blip - problems with getting skeeted on Arzen - problems with getting skeeted on Baron Von Waffle - BVW, almost a car company BUT NOT QUITE SRRY MAN Ben Gibbard - people named ban have a naturally small penis BlindTyldak - bitch mom who keeps her kids in after 7:00pm Cronik - scared of kindergardeners Dyer's Eve - not quite a red neck, its still in the pinky stage Guy_Incognito - UMM ILL GET BACK TO THIS DUDE Icy Fields of Despair - cant roast ice! Jauhkar - iraqi dish Kaladbolg - sounds like salad and GOD KNOWS I HATE THAT SHIT Knight of Ni - not a knight or a ni Pearl Campbell - jew lol Rohar - wtf kind of handle name is that? Shoki - tipes betr thn mi Sihaya - mexican she devil Son Gokuu - his irl fire resist might be too high for my burnings Sphinxx - egypt is kinda gay dude... fyi SupremeGod - if you're so godly, why can chuck norris whoop your ass? TLKjedi - cultural casserol Welshy - dirty roo rapin' abo!! YaeSu - attempted to eRape my 14 year old irl friend. NOT COOL DUDE THATS MY JOB Yvgar - duck hunt dude. hah! that shows YOU guys not to FUCK with ME! __________________

12-13-2005, 10:30 PM	#5
BlindTyldak Has surprise sex with unicorns Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: It's a beautiful island, Rowf. Posts: 12,507	heaven forbid i don't let my five year old stay out with her boyfriend to all hours, huh? __________________

12-13-2005, 10:36 PM	#9
TLK for real Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,059	wait wait wait woah. woah. woah. is that a burn? I'm called a Terrorist at school on a daily basis, and you're calling me a "cultural casseroll"? GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR, I CHUCKLE AT YOUR EXPENSE. __________________

12-13-2005, 10:39 PM	#15
Ben Gibbard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,767	good thing i'm actually ben gibbard! __________________

12-13-2005, 10:42 PM	#19
Kalad Visiting from 4chan Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: unitinu Posts: 15,522	Cronik saw thru the ruse. Lonestarr is actually ethiopian, but he was and still is so ashamed of his heritage he had his fat white friend photographed and pretended that that was him. __________________

12-13-2005, 10:29 PM	#2
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	THANKS A LOT ASSFUCK

12-13-2005, 10:29 PM	#3
Fox Hush still like clam water. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Boston. Posts: 41,200	Wow beating the horse come up with something current ass.

12-13-2005, 10:33 PM	#6
Cronk has angry, all-seeing eyes Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 46,594	I'd roast you back, but it'd be like shooting a fat kid in a computer chair. ... oh wait...

12-13-2005, 10:44 PM	#22
YaeSu over 9000 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a world of shit. Posts: 3,788	Lonestarr - Every girls best friend. __________________ Bill Hicks-1-2 Tool-1-2 The Zeitgeist Movement The Venus Project

12-13-2005, 10:53 PM	#29
Icy Fields of Despair banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,420	Kaladbolg is dreamy. PS: saying the word dreamy without italicizing it is just wrong.

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