what the hell motivates someone to leave the door open while they're in the bathroom?

**Arzen** · 01-11-2006, 01:40 AM

I mean, holy christ, nobody wants to see you taking a piss, ok? I can understand if you're too lazy to lock it but just SHUTTING THE DOOR takes like half a second, damn

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 01:41 AM

Yeah, heaven forbid Arzen sees a guys cock. I live alone and do you know why I piss with the door open sometimes? Because I fucking can

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 01:42 AM

Not a big deal.

**Cerven** · 01-11-2006, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

I mean, holy christ, nobody wants to see you taking a piss, ok? I can understand if you're too lazy to lock it but just SHUTTING THE DOOR takes like half a second, damn

fag.

Oh wait..

FM · 01-11-2006, 01:46 AM

ever use a goddamn urinal? there's no door on that you know

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ForceMorph

ever use a goddamn urinal? there's no door on that you know

He's a Stallman.

....

**Arzen** · 01-11-2006, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lokais

Yeah, heaven forbid Arzen sees a guys cock. I live alone and do you know why I piss with the door open sometimes? Because I fucking can

yeah, it's different when you're living alone and when you're living in a single tiny room with three people.

BlindTyldak · 01-11-2006, 01:50 AM

Because it's easier to talk with people without shouting through the door?

tkups · 01-11-2006, 01:51 AM

When I was young, I had an irrational fear of closing the bathroom door because I thought someone would lock it from the outside somehow.

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Arzen

yeah, it's different when you're living alone and when you're living in a single tiny room with three people.

Why not just creep up behind them and gently encircle their penis with your soft velvety fingers and offer to "clean up afterword." See if they don't close AND lock the door from then on.

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 01:52 AM

In fact, REAL men invite their friends in for a swordfight.

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 01:53 AM

DUDES WHY DO GUYS JUST TOTALLY CHANGE IN A LOCKEROOM WITH THEIR BALLS HANGING DOWN AND NOT EVEN GET IN A LOCKER SO WE CAN'T SEE IT

tkups · 01-11-2006, 01:53 AM

I know its already been pointed out, but Arzen should be thrilled, not disgusted!

**Arzen** · 01-11-2006, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlindTyldak

Because it's easier to talk with people without shouting through the door?

What the hell is so important that you have to say it to someone while you're going to the bathroom? Who the fuck talks when they're in the bathroom? Only creepy guys who stand next to you and ask how it's flowing do that.

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

I know its already been pointed out, but Arzen should be thrilled, not disgusted!

I know.　It would be like me living with 3 hot women and they were always showering together with the door open. I WOULD HATE THAT

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lokais

I know.　It would be like me living with 3 hot women and they were always showering together with the door open. I WOULD HATE THAT

Oh sick. They'd be all..... exposed.

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

What the hell is so important that you have to say it to someone while you're going to the bathroom?

"What does this yellowish discharge look like to you guys?"

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

Oh sick. They'd be all..... exposed.

I know, and wet! And they probably would kiss which would just make the puke fall out of my mouth.

**Cerven** · 01-11-2006, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

What the hell is so important that you have to say it to someone while you're going to the bathroom?

Oh god, it burns!

**Arzen** · 01-11-2006, 01:58 AM

what the hell

I'm not gonna get off to watching my roomate pee

that's digusting

BlindTyldak · 01-11-2006, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

What the hell is so important that you have to say it to someone while you're going to the bathroom? Who the fuck talks when they're in the bathroom? Only creepy guys who stand next to you and ask how it's flowing do that.

Are you sick of popping a boner every time one of your roomies takes a leak, Arzen?

fuckit, you beat me. *grumbles* I'm going to go draw.

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 01:59 AM

Anybody who's ever been in a serious relationship has been in the bathroom with their significant other just pissing away.

**Cerven** · 01-11-2006, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

what the hell

I'm not gonna get off to watching my roomate pee

that's digusting

Maybe he gets off to watching you pee, and he's leaving the door open as an invitation for you to do the same.

Son Gokuu · 01-11-2006, 01:59 AM

because the world would be more convienent without doors.

tkups · 01-11-2006, 02:00 AM

DOWN WITH THE DOORS.

**Cerven** · 01-11-2006, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

Anybody who's ever been in a serious relationship has been in the bathroom with their significant other just pissing away.

I dunno about you, but I went to plenty of parties where the bathroom door was clear open and some guy was just pissing away with his back to me. Usually drunk as hell, but nevertheless..didn't really make me go 'OMG I MIGHT SEE PENIS!!oneoneoneeleventybillion

Melv · 01-11-2006, 02:00 AM

I always use the bathroom with the door open. My parents don't really mind.

tkups · 01-11-2006, 02:01 AM

Its like watching someone sneeze for .2-15 minutes.

With their PENIS.

**Arzen** · 01-11-2006, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlindTyldak

Are you sick of popping a boner every time one of your roomies takes a leak, Arzen?

fuckit, you beat me. *grumbles* I'm going to go draw.

pwnt by my previous post

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

Anybody who's ever been in a serious relationship has been in the bathroom with their significant other just pissing away.

yeah well maybe if it was my signifigant other and not my nasty emo pothead room mate it wouldn't be so gross

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 02:02 AM

Not only do I piss with the door open, but I take my pants all the way off to do it. Like retards in elementary school. And like them, I also do that in public restrooms and make sure to stand right next to the only other person in the bathroom.

Man, retards are such free spirits.

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerven Del'paro

I dunno about you, but I went to plenty of parties where the bathroom door was clear open and some guy was just pissing away with his back to me. Usually drunk as hell, but nevertheless..didn't really make me go 'OMG I MIGHT SEE PENIS!!oneoneoneeleventybillion

I think everybody at some point is the passed out person at that party, who the person who needs to piss pushes out of the way and just pees right by their lifeless body.

tkups · 01-11-2006, 02:02 AM

I got used to leaving the door open, sitting down when I pee, and not flushing because the bathroom was right next to my parents room, and I wanted to make as little noise as possible.

Lokais · 01-11-2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

pwnt by my previous post

yeah well maybe if it was my signifigant other and not my nasty emo pothead room mate it wouldn't be so gross

What is the difference between one and the other: one wild night of drinking?

tkups · 01-11-2006, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lokais

What is the difference between one and the other: one wild night of drinking?

Arzen's homosexuality is an obvious sham.

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

pwnt by my previous post

yeah well maybe if it was my signifigant other and not my nasty emo pothead room mate it wouldn't be so gross

If my roommate was a nasty emo pothead chick, I wouldn't be angry if she was exposed around me.

**Cerven** · 01-11-2006, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

I think everybody at some point is the passed out person at that party, who the person who needs to piss pushes out of the way and just pees right by their lifeless body.

This just cracked me up. +rep

tkups · 01-11-2006, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

If my roommate was a nasty emo pothead chick, I wouldn't be angry if she was exposed around me.

It depends on the extent of "nasty"

DUATE · 01-11-2006, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

It depends on the extent of "nasty"

This is true. How nasty is he Arz? How would his nastiness convert into a chick's nastyness?

Is he made out of boogers?

tkups · 01-11-2006, 02:09 AM

Does his hair cover his entire body, obscuring any skin from view? Does h ehave to thrust violently to part the hairshield and urinate?

**Arzen** · 01-11-2006, 02:10 AM

yeah well hey, call me old fashioned, but I don't want to see people I know naked unless i'm interested in them and they're interested in me

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FM welp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 33,800	ever use a goddamn urinal? there's no door on that you know __________________ lol

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01-11-2006, 01:40 AM	#1
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	I mean, holy christ, nobody wants to see you taking a piss, ok? I can understand if you're too lazy to lock it but just SHUTTING THE DOOR takes like half a second, damn

01-11-2006, 01:41 AM	#2
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	Yeah, heaven forbid Arzen sees a guys cock. I live alone and do you know why I piss with the door open sometimes? Because I fucking can

01-11-2006, 01:42 AM	#3
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	Not a big deal.

01-11-2006, 01:52 AM	#11
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	In fact, REAL men invite their friends in for a swordfight.

01-11-2006, 01:58 AM	#20
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	what the hell I'm not gonna get off to watching my roomate pee that's digusting

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Melv Senior-level bureaucrat Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: computerwelt Posts: 8,986	I always use the bathroom with the door open. My parents don't really mind. __________________ http://havermeyer.muxtape.com/

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tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Its like watching someone sneeze for .2-15 minutes. With their PENIS. __________________

01-11-2006, 02:02 AM	#30
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	Not only do I piss with the door open, but I take my pants all the way off to do it. Like retards in elementary school. And like them, I also do that in public restrooms and make sure to stand right next to the only other person in the bathroom. Man, retards are such free spirits.

01-11-2006, 02:09 AM	#39
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Does his hair cover his entire body, obscuring any skin from view? Does h ehave to thrust violently to part the hairshield and urinate? __________________

01-11-2006, 02:10 AM	#40
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	yeah well hey, call me old fashioned, but I don't want to see people I know naked unless i'm interested in them and they're interested in me

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