I accidently freaked out some chinese guy today

**Arzen** · 01-20-2006, 09:37 PM

He was the clerk at this gas station we were stopped at. I reach into my pocket to pull out some cash, and instead, I yell a little and my hand is bleeding like crazy. Turns out I had a razor blade in my pocket.

So I pull out the bloody razor blade and this poor chinese guy who barely speaks english is just like "oh my good, oh my god"

Later, my friend started to say "man, that's so fucked up" but half way through he changed it to "...wait. actually that's pretty typical for you"

Chairman Yang · 01-20-2006, 09:42 PM

Actually it was just a little plastic spider but Arzen thinks it's cooler to tell people he was cut by a razor.

**Arzen** · 01-20-2006, 09:52 PM

no, it really was a razor

best picture I could find

I'm not sure why it was in my pocket. Either someone is trying to cut me or I was carrying it around and forgot about it

tkups · 01-20-2006, 09:53 PM

See guys? He has PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

Chairman Yang · 01-20-2006, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

no, it really was a razor

best picture I could find

I'm not sure why it was in my pocket. Either someone is trying to cut me or I was carrying it around and forgot about it

Nice cover story, self-mutulator.

Son Gokuu · 01-20-2006, 10:35 PM

Why would you have a razor in your pocket? Are you snorting?

MonJoe · 01-20-2006, 10:53 PM

Arzen can't control his cutting addiction its time for an intervention.

Lokais · 01-20-2006, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Gokuu

Why would you have a razor in your pocket? Are you snorting?

He puts it in his butt so when the gay Viet Kong come to town he can pretend he is a hooker and get revenge for all the GI penis splitting that took place in Vietman.

**Arzen** · 01-21-2006, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Gokuu

Why would you have a razor in your pocket? Are you snorting?

why would I use a razor for snorting?

it was in my pocket cause I found it in my desk a couple days ago and put it in there without thinking.

Welshy · 01-21-2006, 12:26 AM

chopping

**Hitler Bad-Surfer Good** · 01-21-2006, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Gokuu

Why would you have a razor in your pocket? Are you snorting?

Thats the first and most logical thing to come to my mind. lol.

380 · 01-21-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

why would I use a razor for snorting?

haha- drug n00b. go ask your roommate for some coke.

also... something like this?

~Fallen Angel~ · 01-21-2006, 09:09 AM

All the other elves had bow and arrows.

TheFlightless · 01-21-2006, 05:13 PM

Do you listen to Simple Plan or My Dying Bride, Arzen?

ZaX · 01-21-2006, 05:38 PM

He listens to "A bullet for my (man)valentine"

01-20-2006, 09:52 PM	#3
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	no, it really was a razorbest picture I could find I'm not sure why it was in my pocket. Either someone is trying to cut me or I was carrying it around and forgot about it

01-20-2006, 09:53 PM	#4
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	See guys? He has PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE. __________________

01-20-2006, 10:35 PM	#6
Son Gokuu Kancho Assasin Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 18,594	Why would you have a razor in your pocket? Are you snorting? __________________ Camelot Monkey Character Report: http://camelotmonkey.com/s.php?u=vasryn

01-20-2006, 10:53 PM	#7
MonJoe Its maddening! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Megamerica Posts: 30,186	Arzen can't control his cutting addiction its time for an intervention. __________________

01-21-2006, 12:26 AM	#10
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 66,075 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 20^th	chopping __________________

01-20-2006, 09:37 PM	#1
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	He was the clerk at this gas station we were stopped at. I reach into my pocket to pull out some cash, and instead, I yell a little and my hand is bleeding like crazy. Turns out I had a razor blade in my pocket. So I pull out the bloody razor blade and this poor chinese guy who barely speaks english is just like "oh my good, oh my god" Later, my friend started to say "man, that's so fucked up" but half way through he changed it to "...wait. actually that's pretty typical for you"

01-20-2006, 09:42 PM	#2
Chairman Yang Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Evropa Posts: 13,537	Actually it was just a little plastic spider but Arzen thinks it's cooler to tell people he was cut by a razor.

01-21-2006, 09:09 AM	#13
~Fallen Angel~ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin! Posts: 40,510	All the other elves had bow and arrows. __________________ ~FallenAngel~

01-21-2006, 05:13 PM	#14
TheFlightless Obtuse Tringle - not related to username. just saying how I am. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The internets. Posts: 90	Do you listen to Simple Plan or My Dying Bride, Arzen?

01-21-2006, 05:38 PM	#15
ZaX The worlds foremost appraiser of vintage pastry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbia, MO Posts: 18,937	He listens to "A bullet for my (man)valentine"

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