Alza is a weirdo. Lets see why.
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soon, computers will be so huge and expensive that only the ten richest kings of earth will have one
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Alza starts off in her field of expertise: royalty. Actually, her first recorded post is a WoW post, as are most because of the old forum wipe, but those are boring and mostly context-specific.
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ohhhhhhhh, you hurt him deep!
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He does not think highly of d8alus' insults.
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and i'm 28  |
I always picture her as 16 or so.
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it's so old that i thought "old" after hovering over the thread title
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Title of thread: "OMG HOT PORN"
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wait, you're scared that eye surgery may be dangerous, but you never heared that these coloured contacts can damage the eye?
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A perosn is aware of one danger but not aware of another? His opinions can't be valid!
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yeah, me too
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Her saying he doesn't know any of us
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welshy, tell your friend to move, please
i don't want anyone associated with someone here to be so close to me
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Fine! Why don't you just leave GAT? NO ONE WILL MISS YOU.
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does anyone know the game "die by the sword"?
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She used to have many brothers and sisters. They all loved the game. Now he has none.
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the obvious answer would be to edit in "khaaaan!", but that might be a bit old
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The reference is not about me, but I like to think it is.
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you have the gift of making somewhat akward threads
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He never uses correct capitalization!
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In Deutschland gibt es deutschen stahl, in schweden schwedischen stahl und in polen diebstahl
yeah, you can't translate it
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Well, except for when she's speaking in the MOTHER TONGUE.
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yes
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An affirmative on the translation of that deadly tongue.
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that's better than the forced "I don't care" look
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He critiques FA with flair.
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really, believe us, it IS better
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He gets a little insistant...
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now...take off the underwear
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He was talking to Shoki.
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plus rep me
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i think you have to
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because i make your sentences more beautiful
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Waiting for the other person to respond in a conversation? Thats a silly American custom.
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your only restriction was that it shouldn't be a flash movie made by someone else
i doubt that he knew how to use flash
and you know you laughed, deep in there, you know!
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He posted a long play excerpt which I shall not quote. I really don't understand how it was funny. Probably some german thing. And the flash thing doesn't make any sense in relation to the thread.
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she's also quite retarded most of the time
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Mother Theresa is not well liked by the germans.
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Welshy beat me off with a sledgehammer. I'll never have kids now, but by God it felt amazing.
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Ok, ok, thats not alza, but her comment was kinda dull in that thread.
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yeah i guess it was really immoral of him
hah
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She doesn't care much for enforcing emotional police.
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SWG sucks.
~Jesus
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She is, however, quite spiritual and in tune with the Son of God.
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what if i'd give a medicament for cancer?
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He's german. He gets points for trying.
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oet
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wut
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damn, after repeating it 3 more times i finally understand! |
enlighten me.
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cough
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You're not making much sense in this thread.
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shout sieg heil only in east germany
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He learned that the hard way.
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yeah, giants was cool
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He lived in the days or Yore. He fought dragons, and supped with magical beings. Giants never made fun of his hideous skin condition, so he grew fond of them.
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you're going to drown her
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Instructions left to babysitter
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this thread was funny untill post 6
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Post 6 was a Dellis post.
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sorry i was distracted by the general gayness coming from the second half of the thread
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In germany, its still politically correct to call things they dislike "gay" In fact, if you don't, you have to wear a special badge and sometimes you are sent to "mandatory summer retreats"
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i only started the demo for 30 sec but it seemed like crap
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She confused her toilet for a computer again.
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woohoo i'm rich! |
After learning her grandmother passed away.
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it'll be funny when they all imidiately die because of the changed oxygen concentration in the air
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She then proceeded to laugh maniaically and start a very slow countdown, while James Bond fought her guards.
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...i guess that's why i think about it
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Most of her posts seems to be reactive as opposed to active.
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i totally knew it from the moment on where he got shot
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On "When did you know Abraham Lincoln was going to die?"
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didn't you read the thread? that's galactica
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Defending Cylon Space from the evils of ignorance.
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geez guys pyramid schemes ALWAYS work
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Its true. I give alza $40 a every week, and he tells me I will soon start recieving profit!
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whoever does that deserves to be punished
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On revealing the inner-workings of his schemes.
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IBM has the industry and technical expertise to create solutions that can help transform your organization. Our solutions can integrate hardware, software, business consulting, IT services and Business Partner applications.
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This came out of the blue. wtf alza?
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what a pity that shizophrenic behaviour in real life is totally different from real life
it would be so hilarious
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Is this a german mistranslation, a typo, or is he just really deep?
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so that's why you married
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On pregnancy
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i think i'll go on a quest to find a joke so funny that fa will smile in her picture
i must have faith
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Jesus can't make irish people smile, Alza. Even Satan knows that.
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i think it happens at 2am
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On "How do women get pregnant?"
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you can't possibly be serious
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Same topic, after someone explained it.
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they do say it happens at 2 am on all the news programs
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The german media thinks sexual reproduction is disgusting.
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i just ate some diavola pizza about 1 hour ago
delicious!
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On not being helpful when others ask for help.
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when the two police officers show up and tell her to blink in case there's a problem, why doesn't she blink?
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Alza doesn't understand the power of love.
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yes but the police storms the building without explanation afterwards anyway, so why no blinking?
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Hollywood doesn't care if you can't handle a complex plot!
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it seems to me that you're trying to get some kind of message across but i don't think that i understand it
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German condescension!
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it took me 40 minutes
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On
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geez, use some paragraphs, you're like a new rhett
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Well, the old rhett is getting rather dated...
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why would he make fun of his career choice?
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Dog food tester.
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tjp, you confused me. what is your definition of morals?
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Weeeell, alza, yu see that gets into a level of detail that is hard to exp-hey whats that over there? *runs*
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now you have to define wrong
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How did you find me?
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well, those morals can't really be debated, therefore i leave this thread
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HA. WINNER.
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oh i remembered what i really wanted to ask
pearl, what about kant? you can come up with morals (not tjp's) by using logic, too.
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I did not study kant, but I don't see how you can come up with meaningful morals through pure logic. I read about him on Wikipedia, and his logic seems assumptive.
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doesn't know paragraphs
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Yeah, and you do? GERMAN.
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that's not a song, you Monster
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Actually, it was a song, but the person is a monster.
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I'd say an action is evil when it gives one party a disadvantage without giving the other one an advantage
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This is an odd definition. Weirdo.
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now answer me! (i'm going to sleep (still do it!))
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According to order of operations, the "still do it" applies to the "I'm going to sleep" which is impossible for someone else to accomplish.
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you imbisiles!
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german mistake, or typo?
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oona you're disgusting
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Even germans know that.
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yes
you could also add "an lodshop" or something like that to the verkauf sc nl so it's clear what you want
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Its like you're talking to her, then suddenly reality breaks for a second and she speaks gibberish, then it comes back and she's understandable again.
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what?
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Exactly.
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Indubitably.
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Quite.
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gather several people around you, start a imaginary gunfight olde english style and make a flash out of the hundreds of photos you'll make
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Thats a good idea.
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you didn't multiply the numbers after the...uh ","
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Little rusty on our english nouns, there?
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ahahahahha FA is a mormon
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when i was new to the internets i wondered what mormon meant and figured it was a misspelling of moron
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heehee. Silly germans.
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kp;ltr
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Kid Punch; Lower Testicle Ray!
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using this post and my fantastic deductive skills i come to the conclusion that rhett is constantly mbating since 3 days in order to catch up on the rest
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The options he eliminated were "Rhett is fighting off a giant rodent" and "The smallest man alive could fit in the average man's nose"
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you play swg
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touche, salesman.
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i don't know if it's because of my graphic settings but when you make a black human the face always looks like he's about to kill you, your family, and their friends families
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Silly germans, RL doesn't HAVE graph settings!
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summary plz. (and if needed, link to drama pms thread (and if needed link to the genital pics))
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Can't leave out the genital pics!
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how is that possibly possible?
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GERMAN.
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but who is who?
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He ended up killing the good Welshy and letting the evil one live.
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chemical reactions can create heat
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She was quickly proven wrong by Arzen.
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sorry, new research shows that you are in fact an idiot
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ooh, burn.
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www.checktheahforidioticpricesandprofit.co.uk
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It helps if you know that "ah" means auction house.
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hahahnever say something retarded like that again
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He really doesn't like BVW.
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i don't know if it's the same guy but maybe half a year ago some guy in camo gear hid in the forest and attacked random people with a samurai sword. i made a thread about it on the old gat
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i didn't hear of the police finding him, either
luckily he lived in the north if i remember right
we should get him to post at gat
someone send me a laptop please so i can drop it in some forest
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This was another great plan.
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yes, i think the forest guy was closer to 40
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Mecha could have some company!
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food comes from cow. cow eats flower. flower grows when sun shines. the end.
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Cue Lion King music.
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synthesizing the food requires energy
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Star Trek GEEK.
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coal is old plants which needed the sun to grow, there is no energy input in your version
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Alternate universes in which the Enterprise runs off of steam technology. The ultimate in geek fanfic.
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there is no sun, so i don't see how they could do it. and turning rock into food would use more energy than you can get from the food
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ITS FICTION. STAR TREK IS NOT REAL.
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because they use normal reactors for energy
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Read: Steam engines.
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what a pity that plants don't need uv rays
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Alza feels for even the lowest of the life forms.
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luckily there is the sun
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On the effects of no heat source to our planet.
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let me repeat: you eat cow, cow eats plant, plant needs sun, sun burns out in 5 billion years, the end
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Alza has got it all figured out.
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cube 1> cube 2
??? cube 0 ???
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True.
True.
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exactly, imagine terrorists are chasing you on 4x4 vehicles and shooting at points close to you. all you have to do is take the hydrogen bike, throw it at them, shoot it and it'll blow up and save your life
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Always the pragmatist.
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omg i knew it he's not gay!
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On Arzen.
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single for life
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Same.
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MONTHS! in the air! without touching the ground
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Astronauts are truly supermen.
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leave this beatiful thread of perfection or you'll drag it down to your level
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German arrogance at its best.
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they'll jump out in one of those plastic balls which have a 4 metre diameter and you can run in them
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Pokeballs? Giant pokeballs?
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i have proof that he is a nazi: he lived! during the same! time as some other nazis!!
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GERMANS! GET VERY EXCITED! WHEN TALKING ABOUT! NAZIS!
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I'll kill you and your family!!!  |
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i'd lock the door and he'd starve because he wouldn't know how to get food
yay, i win!
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Has...has anyone seen dellis lately?
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was that a clever play on hitlers rise?
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He's talking about the famous "Ziebrauchen Boner" scandal at Hitler's 6th grade school play.
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with the recent increase of caps lock swearing?
that whole SHITFUCKERASSHOLEFUCK!!!! is kind of annoying
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I find it amusing when mocking others.
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that's a lie, robert
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His imaginary friend is robert, a 32 year old physicist who helps him go on exciting adventures.
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show me a context in which i could use "quel suprise"
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Crazy germans.
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i have no form so you can't make fun of me! |
What.
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Pfft only reason we were Germanys allies was because we didn't liek Britian and either did they, and they gave us weapons or something or at least tried to and got caught.
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hahaha, i have to print out this post and put it in a frame, it's art
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yeah, nik's a hardcore hypocrite
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She doesn't pull her punches.
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man, you don't understand her! IT'S NOT THE POINT!!!
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On Hitler's mother.
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hey hey hey i'm not
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STRAIGHT.
BURN.
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dellis doesn't need a nucleo-gravitational hyper crystal for a group hug
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His biological interface couldn't even handle that kind of machinary!
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i'm not up to date on english art terms, but does "cutting and colouring" mean you cut yourself and paint with your blood? if yes, that's a waste of time.
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wtf alza.
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*invades poland*
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I knew it.
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remember those guys who said that that thing, that good thing, was bad? they were wrong, and so are you
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Great analogy.
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as opposed to free will, are there any good arguments against it?
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Hitler is one. Nazi.
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in that flash movie with a sad rabbit that never has sex, was that an actual song or just something made for that flash movie?
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I love it when alza describes something.
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i get quite angry when things that are supposed to work stop working without any good reason
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I hate it whens inconveniances cause me inconveniance.
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kung fu bear
in order to prove this someone please find the man vs bear for fish video
even though the bear lost, he won in our hearts
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This is true.
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well having children isn't really a requirement anymore and how is "your own blood" bad?
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on incest.
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i agree that having children in the family are not a good idea because of obvious reasons, but what would be wrong with a relationship?
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GERMAN.
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this leopard discussion is kind of freaky
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Of course you're talking with arzen.
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did you get your cooling fixed?
*wink wink*
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I don't know how this could be an innuendo.
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i admire how willingy you mutilate yourself in the name of science
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Don't we all?
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not really, we have hate whoever the landesjugendführer chooses
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Reality tears.
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that's one of the things that leads to the problems when merging the relativity and quantum theory
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The thread is called "I hate Yahoo"
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omg arzens gayness is fake
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A sad day for any man, when he realizes his heroes are just actors.
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milk
i went there
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I like Alza's humor.
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