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Old 03-24-2006, 12:58 PM   #1
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Even the job descriptions are similar....

The only difference being I don't have eight bosses bugging me all the time.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:59 PM   #2
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And just as I post this, I get THIS in my email!

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Bulletin from Browns Ferry Nuclear Plant
Vol. XXI, No. 11, March 24, 2006



IT’S A CELEBRATION!

We’ve worked hard and long over the past three weeks, and it’s time to take a minute to say thanks for a job well done.

Join us for doughnuts on Monday in recognition of all the good things we’ve accomplished. We’ll place tables around the site just as we did last fall, and team members will be there to hand out doughnuts and thanks to every employee.

OUTAGE CHECK LIST

1 Everyone safe – no recordable or lost time injuries
1 No human performance events
1 Baseline outage scope completion – 99.9%
1 Emergent issues resolved
1 Outage duration on time
1 Work order backlog reduced
1 Pre-outage work as scheduled
1 Solid team performance
1 Sound plant
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:05 PM   #3
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So evertime you post, that is the worst moment of your life?

Wow, that's fucked up.
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:51 PM   #4
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oooo donuts.....better be Krispy Kreme....and I bet Welshy will be there if it is.
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:52 PM   #5
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oooo donuts.....better be Krispy Kreme....and I bet Welshy will be there if it is.
They were last time!
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:53 PM   #6
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They were last time!

I haven't had a donut in 3 years.
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:53 PM   #7
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oooo donuts.....better be Krispy Kreme....and I bet Welshy will be there if it is.
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They were last time!
Well, we haven't heard from Welshy in a while... D8, you got any new workers at the plant?
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:00 PM   #8
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Well, we haven't heard from Welshy in a while... D8, you got any new workers at the plant?

I'm sure a Koala ate him by now.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:14 PM   #9
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an office space without any friends and jennifer aniston
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:16 PM   #10
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yah

an office space without any friends and jennifer aniston
thanks for making me CRY, ass!
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:17 PM   #11
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Even the job descriptions are similar....

The only difference being I don't have eight bosses bugging me all the time.
The President and VP of our company are both Bob's.......The Bob's
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:23 PM   #12
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an office space without an girlfirend that leaves you

an office space taking place in a nuclear plant

an office space without a plan to get rich

an office space without a happy ending
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:25 PM   #13
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an office space without an girlfirend that leaves you

an office space taking place in a nuclear plant

an office space without a plan to get rich

an office space without a happy ending
He worked there for years before that happened.
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Old 03-24-2006, 02:25 PM   #14
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