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Old 05-20-2006, 08:58 PM   #1
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Its a cheap $200 from Wal-Mart, the Impex Competitor, but damn does it get the job done how I like it to be done. I used it at my gf's dad's house, and it can do everything I did when I went to the gym, so it satisfies me perfectly. The only problem right now is that it needs to be assembled, and its in about 40000000 parts.

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Sadly, this is the only one I can find. I'll take pictures in a couple years when me and Corbs get it assembled.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:38 PM   #2
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I don't want pics, I want a video of you all buffed up doing it in slow motion like they do on TV.
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:50 PM   #3
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what the... I thought both of you fucking kids were still like 13!!!

where have the years gone? WHERE HAVE THE YEARS GOOOOOOONE!?!?!?!
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:53 PM   #4
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what the... I thought both of you fucking kids were still like 13!!!

where have the years gone? WHERE HAVE THE YEARS GOOOOOOONE!?!?!?!
Sorry to dissapoint, blacka. I'll have to go back in time, and kidnap my former self for you.
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Sorry to dissapoint, blacka. I'll have to go back in time, and kidnap my former self for you.
Yeah, would you be a good lad and do that for me? My arthritis is killing me.
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Old 05-20-2006, 11:23 PM   #6
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Instructions for my new gym:

ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTION
Tools Required Assembling the Machine: Two Adjustable Wrenches, two Allen
Wrenches, and one Philips Screwdriver. NOTE: It is strongly recommended this
machine to be assembled by two or more people to avoid possible injury.
STEP 1 (See Diagram 1)
A.) Connect two Lower Guide Rods (23) and two Upper Guide Rods (#24) with two M10
Stud Bolts (#80). Firmly thread the Rods together.
B.) Insert the Lower Guide Rods (#23) into the holes on the Rear Base Frame (#2).
Secure it with two M10 x 1” Allen Bolts (#73) and Ø ¾” Washers (#83) from the
bottom.
C.) Attach the Main Base Frame (#8) to the Rear Base Frame (#2). Secure it with two M10
x 2 ½” Carriage Bolts (#79), one 4” Bracket (#30), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and two
M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
D.) NOTE: Do not tighten all the Nuts and Bolts until instructed to do so.
E.) Attach the Lower Vertical Frame (#3) onto the Main Base Frame (#8). Secure it with
two M10 x 2 ½” Carriage Bolts (#79), one 4 ¾” Bracket (#29), two Ø ¾” Washers
(#83), and two M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
F.) Attach the Leg Developer Holder (#1) to the Main Base Frame (#8) and Front Base
Plate (#15). Secure them together with two M10 x 2 ½” Carriage Bolts (#79), one 4 ¾”
Bracket (#29), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and two M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
G.) Attach the Seat Support (#16) to the Leg Developer Holder (#1). Secure it with one
M10 x 2 3/8” Allen Bolt (#71), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and one M10 Aircraft Nut
(#85).
H.) Attach the Seat Support (#16) to the Lower Vertical Frame (#3). Secure it with two M10
x 2 ½” Carriage Bolts (#79), one 4 ¾” Bracket (#29), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and two
M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
I.) Attach the Upper Vertical Frame (#14) to the Lower Vertical Frame (#3). Secure them
with four M10 x 2 ½” Carriage Bolts (#79), two V-shaped Brackets (#27), four Ø ¾”
Washers (#83), and four M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
J.) Attach the Stopper Frame (#25) to the Upper Vertical Frame (#14). Secure it with one
M10 x 2 3/8” Allen Bolt (#71) and Ø ¾” Washer (#83)

STEP 2 (See Diagram 2)
A.) Slide two Ø2 ½” x 1” Rubber Bumpers (#65) onto the Guide Rods.
B.) Slide 9 Weight Plates (#33) onto the Guide Rods. Make sure the groove on the
Weight Plates all facing the back of the machine and downward. Insert the
Selector Rod (#17) through the center hole on the Weight Plates.
C.)Slide the Selector Stem (#32) onto the Guide Rods.
D.)Slide the Ring on the String onto the Selector Rod (#17).
E.) Attach the Upper Frame (#4) onto the two Guide Rods. Secure the Poster
Hanger (#54) to the Upper Frame (#4) and Guide Rods with two M10 x 1” Allen
Bolts (#73) and Ø ¾” Washers (#83).
F.) Place the Upper Frame (#4) onto the Upper Vertical Frame (#14). Secure them
with two M10 x 2 ½” Carriage Bolts (#79), one 4 ¾” Bracket (#29), two Ø ¾”
Washers (#83), and two M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
G.)Securely tighten all Nuts and Bolts previously installed.
H.)Cover the Weight Plates with the Weight Stack Cover (#26). Secure it with three
M10 x 5/8” Allen Bolts (#74) and Ø ¾” Washers (#83)

STEP 3 (See Diagram 3)
A.) Attach the Front Press Base (#11) to the Upper Frame (#4). Secure it with one Long Axle
(#46), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and two M10 Aircraft Nuts (#85).
B.) Attach the Right Butterfly (#6) to the Front Press Base (#11). Secure it with one Ø 1 ½”
Washer (#82), one M6 x 1 ¼” Allen Bolt (#78), Lock Ring (#41), and M6 Aircraft Nut (#86).
C.) Slide a Butterfly Foam Roll (#62) onto the Right Butterfly arm. Attach the Right Front Press
Handle (#13) to the Right Butterfly. Secure it with a M10 x 1” Allen Bolt (#73) and Ø ¾”
Washer (#83).
D.) Repeat the Steps B&C above to install the Left Butterfly (#5).
E.) Attach a Butterfly Pulley Bracket (#9) to the Upper Vertical Frame (#14). Secure it with one
M10 x 2 3/8” Allen Bolt (#71), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and one M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
F.) Attach Swivel Pulley Brackets (#21) to each end of the Butterfly Pulley Bracket. Secure each
Bracket with one M10 x 2 ½” Allen Bolt (#70), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and one M10 Aircraft
Nut (#85). Do Not over tighten! Make sure the Brackets are able to swivel freely.
G.) Attach the Backrest Board (#39) to the Vertical Frame. Secure it with two M8 x 3” Allen Bolts
(#75) and Ø 5/8” Washers (#84).

STEP 4 (See Diagram 4)
A.) Attach the Leg Developer (#7) to the bracket on the Leg Developer Holder (#1). Secure it
with a Leg Developer Axle (#47), two M10 x 5/8” Allen Bolts (#74), and two Ø ¾” Washers
(#83).
B.) Insert two Foam Roll Tubes (#28) halfway through the holes on the Leg Developer and Leg
Developer Holder. Push four Foam Rolls (#61) onto the Tubes from both ends. Plug four
Foam Roll End Caps (#60) into the ends.
C.)Place the Seat (#38) onto the Seat Support (#16). Secure it with two M8 x 2 1/8” Allen Bolts
(#76) and Ø 5/8” Washers (#84).
D.)Attach the Arm Curl Pad (#40) to the Arm Curl Stand (#10). Secure it with two M8 x 5/8”
Allen Bolts (#77) and Ø 5/8” Washers (#84). Insert the Arm Curl Stand into the top opening
on the Leg Developer Holder. Secure it with a Lock Knob (#43).


STEP 5 (See Diagram 5 & Cable Loop Diagram)
A.) Attach the 142” Upper Cable (#35) to the opening at the front of the Upper
Frame (#4). Note: The Ball Stopper on the cable should be underneath the
Frame.
B.) Attach a Pulley (#63) to the opening. Secure it with one M10 x 2 3/8” Allen Bolt
(#71), two Pulley Bushings (#50), and one M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
C.) Draw the Cable towards the back of the machine to the opening on the Upper
Frame. Repeat the Procedure B above to install another Pulley.
D.) Draw the Cable around the Pulley then pull back towards the opening on the
Front Press Base (#11).
E.) Attach a Pulley to the opening on the Front Press Base. Secure the Pulley with
one M10 x 5 1/8” Allen Bolt (#68) and M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
F.) Draw the Cable around the Pulley then to the opening on the Upper Vertical
Frame (#14). Repeat Procedure B above to install another Pulley.
G.) Draw the Cable around the Pulley then downward. Attach the Cable to a Double
Floating Pulley Bracket (#31). Install another Pulley. Let the bracket hanging for
now.
H.) Pull the Cable upward to the open bracket underneath the Upper Frame. Install a
Pulley to the bracket.
I.)
Pull the Cable downward between the two Guide Rods to the Selector Rod
(#17). Fully thread the bolt at the end of the Cable into the top opening on the
Selector Rod.
J.) Connect the Lat Bar (#18) to a Short Chain (#49) with a C-clip (#53). Then
connect the Short Chain to the Upper Cable with another C-clip.

STEP 6 (See Diagram 6 & Cable Loop Diagram)
A.) Attach one end of the 119” Butterfly Cable (#37) to the hook on the Right Butterfly (#6).
B.) Draw the Cable to the right Swivel Pulley Bracket (#21).
C.)Attach a Pulley to the bracket. Secure it with one M10 x 1 ¾” Allen Bolt (#72), two Ø ¾”
Washers (#83), and one M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
D.)Draw the Cable around the Pulley then downward. Attach the Cable to a Crossed Double
Floating Pulley Bracket (#20). Install another Pulley. Let the Bracket hanging for now.
E.) Pull the Cable around the Pulley then upward to the left Swivel Pulley Bracket. Repeat
Procedure C above to install a Pulley.
F.) Draw the Cable to the left Butterfly. Attach the end to the hook on the Left Butterfly.

STEP 7 (See Diagram 7 & Cable Loop Diagram)
A.) Attach the 128” Lower Cable (#36) to the open bracket on the bottom of the Leg
Developer (#7).
B.) Attach a Pulley to the bracket. Secure it with one M10 x 1 ¾” Allen Bolt (#72), two Ø
¾” Washers (#83), and one M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
C.) Draw the Cable underneath the Pulley to the opening on the Leg Developer Holder
(#1). Attach a Pulley to the opening. Secure it with one M10 x 2 3/8” Allen Bolt (#71),
two Pulley Bushings (#50), and one M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
D.) Draw the Cable underneath the Pulley along the Main Base Frame to the opening on
the bottom of the Lower Vertical Frame (#3). Repeat Procedure C above to install
another Pulley.
E.) Pull the Cable upward to the Crossed Double Floating Pulley Bracket (#20)
previously installed in Step-6. Install another Pulley.
F.) Draw the Cable around the Pulley then downward to the open bracket on the Main
Base Frame. Install another Pulley.
G.) Pull the Cable around the Pulley then upward to the Double Floating Pulley Bracket
(#31) previously installed in Step-5. Install another Pulley.
H.) Draw the Cable around the Pulley then pull downward to the bracket on the back of
the Upper Vertical Frame (#14). Secure the Cable to the bracket with one M10 x 1”
Allen Bolt (#73), two Ø ¾” Washers (#83), and one M10 Aircraft Nut (#85).
I.) Adjust the tension of the Cable by adjusting the Pulley position on the Double
Floating Pulley Bracket (#31). If the cables are too loose, move up the Pulley. If the
cables are too tight, move down the Pulley.
J.) For best performance of the machine, adjust the Cables so the Selector Stem (Top
Plate) on the weight stack is ¼” above the first plate. While pinning the weight stack,
push down on the Selector Stem to close up the gap then pin the plates. This will
remove the slag in the cable system so the range of motion is smooth and tight.
K.) Connect the Shiver Bar (#19) to a Long Chain (#48) with a C-clip (#53). Connect the
Long Chain to the Lower Cable with another C-clip




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Old 05-20-2006, 11:31 PM   #7
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I like to think you just transcribed that for us from a print manual
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Old 05-20-2006, 11:36 PM   #8
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