Lokais: This is Your Life!

tkups · 06-07-2006, 01:07 AM

To show Lok that we truly DO understand him!

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Fuck you Americans, you had your chance.

Sadly, like a phoenix, the gat periodically burns itself out and is reborn. Alternatively, it could be said to shed the records of the past like a skin, in order to build a new set of memories. Either way, our comments are lost to the past. Lokais's earliest recorded comments are filled with hate, but I'm sure if we had previous threads in which to put it in context, we would understand.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

i <3 u

He quickly changes his mind, for the target of this comment was Indeed american. Lok is a fickle mistress, though that usually indicates going form good to bad qiuckly, and may not fit well here.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

What's the logic behind putting your wallet in the backpocket of your jeans?

So you put everything you hold dear and valuable in your wallet, your money, cards, drivers licence, etc, and you put your wallet in your backpocket... and you sit on it.

It's actually under your body, being crushed. All day, every day. What? Who thought of this?

Also, why has everything gone insane but me?

edit: rep! nooooooooooo!

Refusing to bow to the conventions of modern society, Lok questions its very basic economic principles. His goods are too valuable to be crushed by his immense frame, and he thinks others should feel the same way. Truly, a leader.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

I bet the tapeworm burns all the energy it's stealing on making tapeworm babies and then excretes them along with its own shit.

Putting arzen to shame, Lokais delves into biology with a passion. None dare question his expertise. To quote a tapeworm reader "Man, he NAILED it"

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Originally Posted by Lokais

FM, why is the arcade still broken?

Fear is not in the vocabulary of this mild mannered american emigrant. He sticks it to the man wherever possible.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

No.

One does not need to explain oneself when one is Lokais.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Sloth all the way.

His weakness he displays proudly, making it a strength.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

So what's up with the flag?

Did we form a nation of left-handed pirates?

*drumsnare*

I'm not sure what this means.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Hiding.

A simple post for a simple message.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

This thread is like Icarus. It soared too high and fell to the ground.

Proving his college education wasn't ENTIRELY wasted, Lokais makes references to obscure mythology often.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

you better keep moving

you better keep moving

you better keep moving

...or you'll be left behind

Ewwww. This is a lyrical post in a "What are you listening to?" thread. Its like combining rotten eggs and maggots.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Submitting this post to the wonders of multi-quote.

Its been Multiquoted, my friend. You should fear no longer.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

If I were clever I would've stacked up a few MQ's from a few threads before posting this one, but whatever.

Just be prepared to replace "Quoted for Emphasis" with "MULTI-Quoted for Emphasis!" in case multiple posts make the same statement you want to emphasize.

It was lucky for him he did not try to be clever, for as a thread-starter, MQ would not have applied itself to the post. He narrowly avoided disappointment.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

I'm not going to read this entire thread. Somebody sum it up through the magic of MQ's!

Reading about the joys of MQ is saddening, now that it works at 50% effectiveness, max. Thanks for the nostalgia, Lok.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Just last Friday night I climbed rocks in my swimtrunks, drunk.

I thought I was Gollum, or something.

This was posted as something he was ashamed of, but I think its something to be proud of. LARPers shouls feel free to come out of the closet.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Seriously, I'm the last one to throw out the old card. But rathergood.com?

Theres only so far you can push him before he snaps.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

ONE MAN...

*swoosh*

A FUTURE IN ACADEMICS,

*swoosh*

APPROXIMATELY SIX HOURS,

*orchestra starts playing*

AMPLE DISTRACTIONS,

*images depicting heroes and danger flash*

AND A THOUSAND WORDS TO GO.

*orchestra reaches climax*

AN EPIC BATTLE OF SELF DISCIPLINE

*silence, and you think it's over...*

*suddenly the orchestra starts playing again and the images move faster, with explosions and strobelights*

*then! the title!*

FUCKING ESSAY

in theaters March 6th....

A theatrical genius! An one-man entertainment troupe! I swoon when he turns up the charm!

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Originally Posted by Lokais

I see nothing but the Famous Threads Forum in this thread's future.

Unfortunately, he was a prophet of Doom.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Chewblacka's sig improves every thread he posts in.

Lok knows how to appreciate art, no matter how much he indulges himself.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

If it's ok by you guys...

...I'll continue to refer to this place as gc.

And he holds on to the past, no matter the consequences. Though his peers may taunt him, he will not give in.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Hahahahaha.

Just from reading that little message, I can tell this person is a huge cunt in real life.

Impeccable character reading.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Aww

He noticed.

Said after being caught trying to instigate a coup in Cuba.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Men get the other 364 days.

Its true.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Actually, the Normans ruined the English language.

Seriously, who names their kid Norman?

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Originally Posted by Lokais

I say take out the points and rep bars but keep the rep messages.

And so it was done, 2 years later. He did not know the horror it would cause.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

As I said in the thread. Disable the points and rep bars but keep the rep comments.

Truly his vision was great, but reality has twisted into a horrible nightmare.

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Originally Posted by Lokais

God spoke to me in my sleep last night...
You're drunk 125, go to bed.

See what he did there?

<3 you Lok!

Famed · 06-07-2006, 01:09 AM

you really work on these things...

DUATE · 06-07-2006, 01:10 AM

I support this

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 01:10 AM

A lot of those quotes are things I have never said! I have never climbed rocks in my swim trunks nor posted about it!

Tasticle · 06-07-2006, 01:11 AM

dude, when do i get one?

tkups · 06-07-2006, 01:11 AM

Shit, aren't you the icelandic dude, kinda lurks more than posting?

Tasticle · 06-07-2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

Shit, aren't you the icelandic dude, kinda lurks more than posting?

what the HELL.

tkups · 06-07-2006, 01:13 AM

FUCK, THREAD OVER

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 01:13 AM

Those posts don't even sound like me! I don't talk like that!

tkups · 06-07-2006, 01:14 AM

SHUT UP

Tasticle · 06-07-2006, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

FUCK, THREAD OVER

how did you mix up lok and melvy?

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 01:16 AM

This is a dark day.

DUATE · 06-07-2006, 01:17 AM

I support this.

Welshy · 06-07-2006, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

Sadly, like a phoenix, the gat periodically burns itself out and is reborn. Alternatively, it could be said to shed the records of the past like a skin, in order to build a new set of memories. Either way, our comments are lost to the past. Lokais's earliest recorded comments are filled with hate, but I'm sure if we had previous threads in which to put it in context, we would understand.

You can't gloss over your past, hitler.

Kzin · 06-07-2006, 01:17 AM

More like, this is your life as described by Bill O'Reilly.

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 01:17 AM

Duate: Supporting broken things since 1993.

Melv · 06-07-2006, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

Shit, aren't you the icelandic dude, kinda lurks more than posting?

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Originally Posted by Lokais

A lot of those quotes are things I have never said! I have never climbed rocks in my swim trunks nor posted about it!

I don't remember saying that either.

Famed · 06-07-2006, 01:22 AM

I guess you dont spend as much time on this as you should have

DUATE · 06-07-2006, 01:23 AM

4x CD ROMs are fuckin TIGHT

Tasticle · 06-07-2006, 01:23 AM

doesnt he just search all posts by user? how can you even botch that?

Welshy · 06-07-2006, 01:24 AM

Guys

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Originally Posted by The Khan Penguin

To show Lok that we truly DO understand him!

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 01:24 AM

I have no idea, but when I was reading those, I was like "Man, I don't remember any of these." And then I thought, "That doesn't even SOUND like me at all."

FM · 06-07-2006, 01:57 AM

I eagerly await my turn, because I have four years worth of posts!

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ForceMorph

I eagerly await my turn, because I have four years worth of posts!

So do I, and you see how that turned out.

tkups · 06-07-2006, 02:38 AM

Guys, these are way too tedious to waste on plebes.

teuf · 06-07-2006, 05:01 AM

you're right. you should only cover people that have aided the government at one point in time through hard labour and intense training.

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 05:02 AM

You know Teuf, for a marine, you sure do like to use the wrong spellings of things. FUCKING TRAITOR.

DUATE · 06-07-2006, 05:03 AM

wait, arent you part of the government or something?

teuf · 06-07-2006, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lokais

You know Teuf, for a marine, you sure do like to use the wrong spellings of things. FUCKING TRAITOR.

i use the correct spelling for things. americans started getting lazy and began hating on the "u." that's not my fault that i speak/type correctly.

besides, you're the one that moved to japan. i don't want to hear it until christmas.

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 05:06 AM

It isn't incorrect or correct either way. It is just the regional dialect. I mean, there are a lot of things Brits say that no one else says, Australians same, American's same. We each have our own version of English.

teuf · 06-07-2006, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lokais

It isn't incorrect or correct either way. It is just the regional dialect. I mean, there are a lot of things Brits say that no one else says, Australians same, American's same. We each have our own version of English.

but i used words that are in common rotation on all three countries, and you call me a traitor?

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 05:08 AM

Obviously yes.

teuf · 06-07-2006, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lokais

Obviously yes.

obviously, i will call in an air strike on your block whenever i get around to coming to NY.

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Teuf

obviously, i will call in an air strike on your block whenever i get around to coming to NY.

"Ok guys, prepare air strike on MY position"

tkups · 06-07-2006, 05:11 AM

Guys, this isn't about Teuf, this is about our Icelandic friend who just got married.

Lokais · 06-07-2006, 05:11 AM

Alternate response: so then I guess you will be blowing up a school 10 blocks away?

Herman · 06-07-2006, 05:13 AM

i remember the times when my words could be reproduced by mere mortals
good times, although not as good as other, better, times

Honeyfugler · 06-07-2006, 07:13 AM

woah woah woah.........

<--got married??

06-07-2006, 01:11 AM	#5
Tasticle masturbaste Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 20,243	dude, when do i get one? __________________

06-07-2006, 01:23 AM	#20
Tasticle masturbaste Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 20,243	doesnt he just search all posts by user? how can you even botch that? __________________

06-07-2006, 01:57 AM	#23
FM welp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 33,800	I eagerly await my turn, because I have four years worth of posts! __________________ lol

06-07-2006, 05:13 AM	#37
Herman Hedonism Herman Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,801	i remember the times when my words could be reproduced by mere mortals good times, although not as good as other, better, times __________________

06-07-2006, 07:13 AM	#38
Honeyfugler Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 19,801	woah woah woah......... <--got married?? __________________

06-07-2006, 01:09 AM	#2
Famed let nothing you dismay Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 17,052	you really work on these things...

06-07-2006, 01:10 AM	#3
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	I support this

06-07-2006, 01:10 AM	#4
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	A lot of those quotes are things I have never said! I have never climbed rocks in my swim trunks nor posted about it!

06-07-2006, 01:11 AM	#6
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Shit, aren't you the icelandic dude, kinda lurks more than posting?

06-07-2006, 01:13 AM	#8
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	FUCK, THREAD OVER

06-07-2006, 01:14 AM	#10
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	SHUT UP

06-07-2006, 01:16 AM	#12
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	This is a dark day.

06-07-2006, 01:17 AM	#13
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	I support this.

06-07-2006, 01:17 AM	#15
Kzin Frequent Flyer Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 48,925	More like, this is your life as described by Bill O'Reilly.

06-07-2006, 01:22 AM	#18
Famed let nothing you dismay Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 17,052	I guess you dont spend as much time on this as you should have

06-07-2006, 01:24 AM	#22
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	I have no idea, but when I was reading those, I was like "Man, I don't remember any of these." And then I thought, "That doesn't even SOUND like me at all."

06-07-2006, 02:38 AM	#25
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Guys, these are way too tedious to waste on plebes.

06-07-2006, 05:02 AM	#27
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	You know Teuf, for a marine, you sure do like to use the wrong spellings of things. FUCKING TRAITOR.

06-07-2006, 05:03 AM	#28
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	wait, arent you part of the government or something?

06-07-2006, 05:06 AM	#30
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	It isn't incorrect or correct either way. It is just the regional dialect. I mean, there are a lot of things Brits say that no one else says, Australians same, American's same. We each have our own version of English.

06-07-2006, 05:08 AM	#32
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,831	Obviously yes.

06-07-2006, 05:11 AM	#35
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Guys, this isn't about Teuf, this is about our Icelandic friend who just got married.

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