General Any Topic  
General Any Topic Social Groups GAT Album
Computer & Gaming GAT Wiki GAT Comics

General Any Topic > General Stuff > General Any Topic > Giant Wasps Conquer Alabama

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-19-2006, 04:20 PM   #1
DaftVapor
sub specie totius
 
DaftVapor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: You don't even know who I am.
Posts: 8,692
DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!
Send a message via AIM to DaftVapor Send a message via MSN to DaftVapor
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/...607170317/1009


Quote:
MOBILE -- To the bafflement of insect experts, gigantic yellow jacket nests have started turning up in old barns, unoccupied houses, cars and underground cavities across the southern two-thirds of Alabama.

Specialists say it could be the result of a mild winter and drought conditions, or multiple queens forcing worker yellow jackets to enlarge their quarters so the queens will be in separate areas. But experts haven't determined exactly what's behind the surprisingly large nests.

Auburn University entomologists, who say they've never seen the nests so large, have been fielding calls about the huge nests from property owners from Dothan up to Sylacauga and over into west-central Alabama's Black Belt.

At one site in Barbour County, the nest was as large as a Volkswagen Beetle, said Andy McLean, an Orkin pesticide service manager in Dothan who helped remove it from an abandoned barn about a month ago.

"It was one of the largest ones we've seen," McLean said.

Attached to two walls and under the slab, the nest had to be removed in sections, McLean said.

Entomologist Dr. Charles Ray at the Alabama Cooperative Extension System in Auburn said he's aware of about 16 of what he described as "super-sized" nests in south Alabama.

Ray said he's seen 10 of them and cautioned people about going near them because of the yellow jacket's painful sting.

The largest nest Ray has inspected this year filled the interior of a weathered 1955 Chevrolet parked in a rural Elmore County barn. That nest was about the size of a tire in the rear floor seven weeks ago, but quickly spread to fill the entire vehicle, the property owner, Harry Coker, said. Four satellite nests around it have gotten into the eaves of the barn, about 300 yards from his home.

"I'm kind of afraid for the grandkids. I had to sneak down there at dark and get my tractor out of the barn," Coker said. "It's been a disruption."

Coker said he may wait until a winter freeze to try to remove the nest.

In previous years, a yellow jacket nest was no larger than a basketball, Ray said. It would contain about 3,000 workers and one queen. These gigantic nests may have as many as 100,000 workers and multiple queens.

Without a cold winter to kill them this year, the yellow jackets continued feeding in January and February -- and layering their nests made of paper, not wax. They typically are built in shallow underground cavities.

Yellow jackets, often confused with bees, may visit flowers for sugar, but unlike bees, yellow jackets are carnivorous, eating insects, carrion and picnic food, according to scientists.
"They were able to find food to colony through the winter," Ray said in a telephone interview.

He investigated a nest near Pineapple, measuring about 5 feet by 4 feet, that was coming out of the ground on a roadside. A southwest Pike County house in Goshen had a giant nest spreading into its roof.

Goshen Mayor G. Malon Johnson said he consulted Ray in removing it because he was concerned that children playing nearby could be attacked.

A colony has a maximum size in early July and August. The hot, dry conditions could force the yellow jackets out of ground nests.

"Normally it starts declining in the fall," Ray said.

He said the "super colonies" appear to have many queens.

"We're not really sure how this multiple queen thing works," Ray said. "It could be that the daughters of the original queen don't leave the nest or that the queens have developed some way to cooperate."

Ray examined a collected nest from Macon County to count the queens in it.

"We found 12 queens so far, so that's definitely a factor," Ray said Thursday.

Dr. Michael D. Goodisman, a biologist at Georgia Tech who has studied large nests in Australia, said he's heard of some large ones in Georgia and Florida, but not as big as those in Alabama.A 6-foot by 3-foot nest on a pond stump in Bulloch County, Ga., was featured July 12 on CNN.

"I'm not sure people know what triggers it," he said.

U.S. Department of Agriculture entomologist James H. Cane said he's familiar with a nest in Florida 10 or 15 years ago that engulfed a big easy chair. Cane said the monster nests reported in Alabama are intriguing and agreed with Ray that they could be the product of multiple queens in a single nest.

The nest usually dies out each year. "All that overwinters is the future queen," he said.

Given a queen's egg-laying rate, he said, there's no way a nest with a single queen could get that big in a growing season.

But in a multiple-queen colony, Cane said, there must be space where queens can't get at each other.
I, for one, welcome our new giant insect overlords.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by tkups View Post
Vaporous was reared in the courts of GAT.

Intrigue is his Christian name.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FM View Post
I fear you the most, sir.
DaftVapor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 04:22 PM   #2
Kzin
Frequent Flyer
 
Kzin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 47,961
Kzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolKzin is lol rofl penis in their mouth lol
Yellowjackets have evolved to deal with America's fatties .... by having fatter nests.
Kzin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 04:33 PM   #3
JoshuiMora
I need all the ballas to halla.
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 18,000
JoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoringJoshuiMora needs to stop repwhoring
Send a message via ICQ to JoshuiMora Send a message via AIM to JoshuiMora Send a message via MSN to JoshuiMora Send a message via Yahoo to JoshuiMora Send a message via Skype™ to JoshuiMora
Quote:
Originally Posted by KzinKiller
Yellowjackets have evolved to deal with America's fatties .... by having fatter nests.
They have united to fight against the choas grid

http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/stil...y/archive.html
JoshuiMora is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 05:48 PM   #4
BrentStargazer
Nostalgia
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Over there
Posts: 14,410
BrentStargazer is a name known to allBrentStargazer is a name known to allBrentStargazer is a name known to allBrentStargazer is a name known to allBrentStargazer is a name known to all
Send a message via AIM to BrentStargazer Send a message via Yahoo to BrentStargazer
Time to break out the naplam.

__________________
BrentStargazer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 05:56 PM   #5
DaftVapor
sub specie totius
 
DaftVapor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: You don't even know who I am.
Posts: 8,692
DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!
Send a message via AIM to DaftVapor Send a message via MSN to DaftVapor
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrentStargazer
Time to break out the naplam.

We're better off irradiating the entire state. Safer, and more effective. Plus, we get rid of Alabama as a fringe benefit.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by tkups View Post
Vaporous was reared in the courts of GAT.

Intrigue is his Christian name.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FM View Post
I fear you the most, sir.
DaftVapor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 09:57 PM   #6
Keiyla
Fraulein
 
Keiyla's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On a pirate ship
Posts: 6,856
Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!Keiyla has a rep penis that knows no bounds!
Send a message via AIM to Keiyla
And that, kids, is how evolution works.
__________________
Keiyla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 09:59 PM   #7
Cybren
҉҉҉҉▒▒▒▒▒▒
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 3,273
Cybren has disabled reputation
ahaha i for one jokes are HILARIOUS!
ALSO: in russia jokes!
Cybren is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 10:19 PM   #8
DaftVapor
sub specie totius
 
DaftVapor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: You don't even know who I am.
Posts: 8,692
DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!DaftVapor has a rep penis that knows no bounds!
Send a message via AIM to DaftVapor Send a message via MSN to DaftVapor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybren
ahaha i for one jokes are HILARIOUS!
ALSO: in russia jokes!
In Soviet Russia, they'd shoot you in the face for being such an ass.






Wow, I forgot to make a joke.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by tkups View Post
Vaporous was reared in the courts of GAT.

Intrigue is his Christian name.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FM View Post
I fear you the most, sir.
DaftVapor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-19-2006, 10:22 PM   #9
Cybren
҉҉҉҉▒▒▒▒▒▒
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 3,273
Cybren has disabled reputation
You know what's also funny? putting that slashdot guy into poll options
HILARIOUS
Cybren is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2006, 05:31 AM   #10
teuf
Joris Decker fanclub president
 
teuf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: the blogosphere
Posts: 37,418
teuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lolteuf is lol rofl penis in their mouth lol
this is just like when the hive queen started getting along with the other queens instead of killing them or running them off.

where is Ender in all this?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by randommosaic View Post
30 living with parents, no prospects
i don’t believe in credibility because i know that i'm fucking incredible
teuf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-20-2006, 05:49 AM   #11
tkups
~~~
 
tkups's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 1.25 is a dick.
Posts: 1,401
tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!tkups has a rep penis that knows no bounds!
Send a message via AIM to tkups
The title is misleading.
These are not giant wasps.
__________________
tkups is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:54 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
GAT Enterprises