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Cheating Sucks
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy... Her Cellphone rings.. Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. Girl: (Walks into next room) Hey! What's up? Guy-[on her Cell]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? what are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah sounds great. Guy: Okay. I'm right outside your house, i'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now..Sorry. Guy: With what? It's our anniversary!? You didn't make anyother plans did you? Girl: (in her head yells, SHOOT!) Throws clothes back on quickly. No No..I was just eating..with the family. Guy: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? (Walks into her house, turns corner into hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds His bestfriend, on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on. And his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.) Guy: What the Hell Is going on?! Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me! Guy: benny? How could you do this to me! rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!! Girl: john...! Guy: (With tears in his eyes, rushes out of room, and slams the door.) Boy: (Climbs out of window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.) Girl: (Running after her boyfriend. Yelling-) NOOOO! Please!! Come back john!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! (Trips, Falls Down and Cries). Guy: (Turns Around. Looks Straight at his girlfriend in tears.) Why? rachel Why? (Walks right before her. And says-) I Loved you! Oh My God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?! Here take this as the cash. (And drops a ring box on her lap.) Girl: (She opens the ring box. Her Jaw Drops...)~(Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.) You Were going to propose? Guy: Yeah...How Dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded...And she was in despair. *Later that night, The girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.* * If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as cheating sucks. Or your true love will walk away from you |
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I am the cheese!
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KEKEKEKE MYSPACE
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My true love already walked away, so I have no fear from your silly chain letters.
OH JOHNATHON! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME?!?! |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Cheating Sucks
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy... Her Cellphone rings.. Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. Girl: (Walks into next room) Hey! What's up? Guy-[on her Cell]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? what are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah sounds great. Guy: Okay. I'm right outside your house, i'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now..Sorry. Guy: With what? It's our anniversary!? You didn't make anyother plans did you? Girl: (in her head yells, SHOOT!) Throws clothes back on quickly. No No..I was just eating..with the family. Guy: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? (Walks into her house, turns corner into hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds His bestfriend, on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on. And his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.) Guy: What the Hell Is going on?! Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me! Guy: benny? How could you do this to me! rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!! Girl: john...! Guy: (With tears in his eyes, rushes out of room, and slams the door.) Boy: (Climbs out of window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.) Girl: (Running after her boyfriend. Yelling-) NOOOO! Please!! Come back john!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! (Trips, Falls Down and Cries). Guy: (Turns Around. Looks Straight at his girlfriend in tears.) Why? rachel Why? (Walks right before her. And says-) I Loved you! Oh My God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?! Here take this as the cash. (And drops a ring box on her lap.) Girl: (She opens the ring box. Her Jaw Drops...)~(Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.) You Were going to propose? Guy: Yeah...How Dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded...And she was in despair. *Later that night, The girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.* * If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as cheating sucks. Or your true love will walk away from you WHEW CLOSE ONE |
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Also, why 6 minutes and 20 seconds? What's the significance?
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hmm...
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Cheating Sucks
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy... Her Cellphone rings.. Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. Girl: (Walks into next room) Hey! What's up? Guy-[on her Cell]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? what are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah sounds great. Guy: Okay. I'm right outside your house, i'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now..Sorry. Guy: With what? It's our anniversary!? You didn't make anyother plans did you? Girl: (in her head yells, SHOOT!) Throws clothes back on quickly. No No..I was just eating..with the family. Guy: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? (Walks into her house, turns corner into hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds His bestfriend, on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on. And his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.) Guy: What the Hell Is going on?! Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me! Guy: benny? How could you do this to me! rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!! Girl: john...! Guy: (With tears in his eyes, rushes out of room, and slams the door.) Boy: (Climbs out of window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.) Girl: (Running after her boyfriend. Yelling-) NOOOO! Please!! Come back john!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! (Trips, Falls Down and Cries). Guy: (Turns Around. Looks Straight at his girlfriend in tears.) Why? rachel Why? (Walks right before her. And says-) I Loved you! Oh My God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?! Here take this as the cash. (And drops a ring box on her lap.) Girl: (She opens the ring box. Her Jaw Drops...)~(Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.) You Were going to propose? Guy: Yeah...How Dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded...And she was in despair. *Later that night, The girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.* * If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as cheating sucks. Or your true love will walk away from you
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L'enfer, c'est les autres.
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This makes me want to take a crowbar to somebody's face.
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Goddamn I read the whole thing waiting for a funny ending but it never came!
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HAHA I HAVE A MAN IN MY AVATAR
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Cheating Sucks
Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy... Her Cellphone rings.. Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. Girl: (Walks into next room) Hey! What's up? Guy-[on her Cell]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? what are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah sounds great. Guy: Okay. I'm right outside your house, i'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now..Sorry. Guy: With what? It's our anniversary!? You didn't make anyother plans did you? Girl: (in her head yells, SHOOT!) Throws clothes back on quickly. No No..I was just eating..with the family. Guy: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? (Walks into her house, turns corner into hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds His bestfriend, on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on. And his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.) Guy: What the Hell Is going on?! Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me! Guy: benny? How could you do this to me! rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!! Girl: john...! Guy: (With tears in his eyes, rushes out of room, and slams the door.) Boy: (Climbs out of window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.) Girl: (Running after her boyfriend. Yelling-) NOOOO! Please!! Come back john!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! (Trips, Falls Down and Cries). Guy: (Turns Around. Looks Straight at his girlfriend in tears.) Why? rachel Why? (Walks right before her. And says-) I Loved you! Oh My God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?! Here take this as the cash. (And drops a ring box on her lap.) Girl: (She opens the ring box. Her Jaw Drops...)~(Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.) You Were going to propose? Guy: Yeah...How Dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded...And she was in despair. *Later that night, The girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.* * If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds as cheating sucks. Or your true love will walk away from you |
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Also, the only reason the bitch's true love walked away is because she was fucking his buddy.
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I love how the actions aren't differentiated from the speech.
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Also, I'll send money to anybody that can find my MySpace.
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He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror. |
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heh
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marquis de GAT
Join Date: Jan 2004
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I wish mine would.
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