[Welshy]

Dear Lyrics to a Dr Trenchcoat and the Distortions song


Last week I discovered my sister is getting beaten by her husband. Over the last few years she's started showing unusual bruises and injuries, but we all chalked it up to her general clumsiness. However, last week she confessed to me that her husband has been beating her. She still loves him, but is starting to worry about the safety of her and her two daughters. She swore me to secrecy, but I'm afraid something really bad will happen soon. Should I go to the police?


Worried in Wisconsin


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Dear Worried,


Buying your way through life/Oblivious to a world full of strife
How many babies must you burn/In your quest to make your dollars earn
Vampires hungry for oil/US troops on foreign soil
Turning young blood into gold/Same old game that never gets old

Head in a cage/Eyes full of rage
Bang for your Buck
Bang for your Buck

Setting the stage/Slave to the wage
Bang for your Buck
Bang for your Buck

Soccer moms on a holy crusades/against art and love and marriage for gays
The man on TV says buy a new truck/Violence is fine but you can't say fuck
Kids on the street smoke crack and weed/While fatcats in washington foster their greed
Riot police stalk through the city/Episode 1 was really shitty

Head in a cage/Eyes full of rage
Bang for your Buck
Bang for your Buck

Setting the stage/Slave to the wage
Bang for your Buck
Bang for your Buck

We're all out of luck
The world is amok
'Cause all the old fucks
Want Bang for their Buck




Ask the lyrics to a Dr. Trenchcoat and the Distortions song appears in 46 newspapers worldwide

[DUATE]

Dear Lyrics to a Dr. Distortion and the Trenton Trenchcoat Henchmen song,

My husband and I are in our late 30s, healthy and in good shape. Our love life is good, and we get along better now than we ever have in our marriage.
Before we get any older, my husband has asked me to visit a nudist beach or resort with him. He also says he would like to spice up our sex life by making love in the forest beside a mountain stream, or even the back seat of our car in a secluded spot.

To be honest, these are things I might like to try, but I am just not sure. I'm concerned about what others would think if they found out. My husband says what we do is our own business, and the only way anyone we know would find out is if we told them.

Would it be wrong for us to go to a nude beach or resort, just to try it out?


Uptight Bitch in Bossanova


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Dear Uptight,

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

Play it again

[Dank]

Noted for gayness and general retardiness.

[DUATE]

awe dank still hates me for some reason

how cute

[Welshy]

Come on dut

record it

[DUATE]

I don't have any death metal drums

[tkups]

This thread I thought at first was a bit contrived, but the more I am aware of it, the more it grows on me. Now the very thought of it makes me smile.