Well, it's reassuring to know that Chinese drunks are just as stupid as ours

Kzin · 09-20-2006, 03:07 PM

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A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.

The startled Gu Gu bit both legs of his intruder, who responded by biting "the panda on its back", Mr Zhang was quoted by state media as saying.

Mr Zhang said he had not realised pandas could be violent.

He told the Beijing Morning Post that he had come to the Chinese capital "only to see the pandas".

"The seven-hour train ride was exhausting, and I drank bottles of beer when I arrived then had a nap," he added.

The newspaper said Mr Zhang had a "sudden urge" to touch Gu Gu with his hand, so he jumped over the waist-high railing into the enclosure.

"When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it," the newspaper added.

Mr Zhang was bitten first on his right leg, and then on his left.

Newspaper photographs showed him lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages over his legs.

"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.

He went on: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."

Zoo spokeswoman Ye Mingxia said the panda was unharmed and they were not considering punishing Mr Zhang yet.

"He's suffered quite a bit of a shock," she told the Associated Press by telephone.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

It's a fucking BEAR, you idiot.

jaymay15 · 09-20-2006, 03:09 PM

haha awesome

Noodle Boy · 09-20-2006, 03:11 PM

Only four bottles of beer before trying to hug a panda? Asians are small and feeble.

Blackferne · 09-20-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodle Boy

Only four bottles of beer before trying to hug a panda? Asians are small and feeble.

If we ever need to fight the chinese, Budweiser beer bomb will be used to help us take Beijing.

jaymay15 · 09-20-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodle Boy

Only four bottles of beer before trying to hug a panda? Asians are small and feeble.

you ever have asian beer?

lets just say its not miller lite. and those asians weigh at most 110 pounds.

**Rodd** · 09-20-2006, 03:20 PM

Dude he hit the Bears back. How the frig do you even do that.

~Fallen Angel~ · 09-20-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodle Boy

Only four bottles of beer before trying to hug a panda? Asians are small and feeble.

Thats what I was thinking.

WerrtZer · 09-20-2006, 03:25 PM

Panda's aren't bears.

They're like a pussified bear-lookalike, more closely related to a kangaroo or a cat.

Kzin · 09-20-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

Panda's aren't bears.

They're like a pussified bear-lookalike, more closely related to a kangaroo or a cat.

I wouldn't hop into a 400-pound cat's cage and fuck with it, either.

**Rodd** · 09-20-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KzinKiller

I wouldn't hop into a 400-pound cat's cage and fuck with it, either.

I wouldnt even fuck with my kittens when they havent eaten

Welshy · 09-21-2006, 02:23 AM

It's true though, asians can't hold their liquor.

$1.25 · 09-21-2006, 02:30 AM

thats basically what happened when i saw sinead o'connor downtown

Nevets · 09-21-2006, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

Panda's aren't bears.

They're like a pussified bear-lookalike, more closely related to a kangaroo or a cat.

wrong, latest evidence says they are primitive bears. Old text may have said something maybe closely related to a cat, but usually it would say raccon. I don't know where you got kangaroo from, maybe thinking of a koala bear?

WerrtZer · 09-21-2006, 07:36 AM

Some doc I was wtaching the other night. Pretty sure I heard kangaroo...I know I heard cat. Maybe it was something to do with koalas...I wasn't paying much attention. I just remember most docs I've ever watched saying that the panda isn't strictly a bear.

Nevets · 09-21-2006, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

Some doc I was wtaching the other night. Pretty sure I heard kangaroo...I know I heard cat. Maybe it was something to do with koalas...I wasn't paying much attention. I just remember most docs I've ever watched saying that the panda isn't strictly a bear.

Most things I have read say it branched of from the "normal bears" awhile ago, but it is still included in the bear family

The red panda is the one that most of science is confused about, some classify as a raccon, while some classify it as a bear (yup a bear).

It may be confused as a cat, because some of its common names include it:

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Other names include Bear-cat, Bright Panda, Cat-bear, Common Panda, Fire Fox, Lesser Panda, Nigalya Ponya, Panda Chico, Panda Éclatant, Panda Rojo, Petit Panda, Poonya, Crimson Ngo, Red Cat-bear, Sankam, Thokya, Wah, Wokdonka, Woker, and Ye.

also some extra info, Fire Fox was named after the red panda.

Welshy · 09-21-2006, 08:01 AM

Please dont call me a K-k-koala bear

'Cause im not a bear at all

Dank · 09-21-2006, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

Panda's aren't bears.

They're like a pussified bear-lookalike, more closely related to a kangaroo or a cat.

A kangaroo can fuck your shit up too!

~Fallen Angel~ · 09-21-2006, 08:51 AM

Ya know I don't think it would matter how drunk I was. I could be twisted and I'd still never try and hug a panda. People are stupid.

Welshy · 09-21-2006, 08:54 AM

When will you let down the walls and say YES to hugs, FA?

~Fallen Angel~ · 09-21-2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshy

When will you let down the walls and say YES to hugs, FA?

It didn't work out to well for the Asian chap did it.

09-21-2006, 09:20 AM

i hug all sorts of shit when i'm drunk

Kzin · 09-21-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

It didn't work out to well for the Asian chap did it.

He lived ... and he'll be telling that story the rest of his life. When drunk.

D8alus · 09-21-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tas

i hug all sorts of shit when i'm drunk

cow shit, horse shit, dog shit...

KidShazaam · 09-21-2006, 04:25 PM

News team... "BEARFIGHT!"

Kzin · 09-21-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KidShaazaam

News team... "BEARFIGHT!"

How could we not have seen that?

Fox Hush · 09-21-2006, 04:59 PM

Wait he bit it?

JoshuiMora · 09-21-2006, 05:24 PM

The panda displayed a huge amount of intelligence, by taking out the guy's legs before he could go kungfu on his ass.

09-20-2006, 03:11 PM	#3
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WerrtZer Radio Isotope Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Checkin' more beats than a fuckin' heart specialist.... Posts: 12,887	Some doc I was wtaching the other night. Pretty sure I heard kangaroo...I know I heard cat. Maybe it was something to do with koalas...I wasn't paying much attention. I just remember most docs I've ever watched saying that the panda isn't strictly a bear. __________________

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jaymay15 Mr. Adrift Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,266	haha awesome

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$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 36,035	thats basically what happened when i saw sinead o'connor downtown

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09-21-2006, 09:20 AM	#21
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