Man + beer + panda = pwned

Corbu · 09-20-2006, 11:49 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

BEFORE

Quote:

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.

The startled Gu Gu bit both legs of his intruder, who responded by biting "the panda on its back", Mr Zhang was quoted by state media as saying.

Mr Zhang said he had not realised pandas could be violent.

He told the Beijing Morning Post that he had come to the Chinese capital "only to see the pandas".

"The seven-hour train ride was exhausting, and I drank bottles of beer when I arrived then had a nap," he added.

Punishment

The newspaper said Mr Zhang had a "sudden urge" to touch Gu Gu with his hand, so he jumped over the waist-high railing into the enclosure.

"When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it," the newspaper added.

Mr Zhang was bitten first on his right leg, and then on his left.

Newspaper photographs showed him lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages over his legs.

"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.

He went on: "No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."

Zoo spokeswoman Ye Mingxia said the panda was unharmed and they were not considering punishing Mr Zhang yet.

"He's suffered quite a bit of a shock," she told the Associated Press by telephone.

AFTER

Qwo · 09-20-2006, 11:50 PM

awwww

tkups · 09-20-2006, 11:50 PM

Awwwwwlde

Hellnikko · 09-20-2006, 11:51 PM

Panda needs more tears. He was bitten too.

Corbu · 09-20-2006, 11:51 PM

How is this olde? IT HAPPENED TODAY

Hellnikko · 09-20-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corbu Mulak

How is this olde? IT HAPPENED TODAY

To be truthful, it has been posted previously.

Traged G-Unit · 09-20-2006, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corbu Mulak

How is this olde? IT HAPPENED TODAY

somebody else posted it

Corbu · 09-20-2006, 11:53 PM

FUCK YOU GUYS

FUCK YOU ALL

I'M GOING TO JERK OFF TO THE TEARS OF PANDA BEARS

Kzin · 09-21-2006, 12:16 AM

As the poster of the original topic, I still say this one was so good it was worth posting twice.

tkups · 09-21-2006, 12:16 AM

If its makes you feel better, I barely like Kzin more than you.

Corbu · 09-21-2006, 12:18 AM

does that mean you hate me, or do you really like kzin?

tkups · 09-21-2006, 12:19 AM

Yes

**Arzen** · 09-21-2006, 12:21 AM

Kzin's humor is so trite.

tkups · 09-21-2006, 12:22 AM

You shut the hell up.

09-20-2006, 11:50 PM	#3
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Awwwwwlde __________________

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Corbu In search of the Truth Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sesame Street Posts: 28,905 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 20^th	How is this olde? IT HAPPENED TODAY __________________

09-20-2006, 11:53 PM	#8
Corbu In search of the Truth Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sesame Street Posts: 28,905 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 20^th	FUCK YOU GUYS FUCK YOU ALL I'M GOING TO JERK OFF TO THE TEARS OF PANDA BEARS __________________

09-21-2006, 12:16 AM	#10
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	If its makes you feel better, I barely like Kzin more than you. __________________

09-21-2006, 12:18 AM	#11
Corbu In search of the Truth Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sesame Street Posts: 28,905 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 20^th	does that mean you hate me, or do you really like kzin? __________________

09-20-2006, 11:50 PM	#2
Qwo ceci n'est pas une pipe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Posts: 26,768	awwww

09-20-2006, 11:51 PM	#4
Hellnikko You'd better be dressed to kill Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,241 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 26^th	Panda needs more tears. He was bitten too.

09-21-2006, 12:16 AM	#9
Kzin Frequent Flyer Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 47,961	As the poster of the original topic, I still say this one was so good it was worth posting twice.

09-21-2006, 12:19 AM	#12
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Yes __________________

09-21-2006, 12:21 AM	#13
Arzen Science Leopard™ Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 74,636 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 30^th	Kzin's humor is so trite. __________________

09-21-2006, 12:22 AM	#14
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	You shut the hell up. __________________

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