I didn't realize how many Jewish people there were at Lehigh

Blitz · 09-22-2006, 07:43 PM

Half of my floor went home for the Jewish holiday (I'm half Jewish, my parents are picking me up tommorow afternoon to go to my grandmother's)

Traged G-Unit · 09-22-2006, 07:45 PM

Wear a swaztika armband to school on 4/20

Fox Hush · 09-22-2006, 07:45 PM

Since your half jewish does only give you a half a day?

Blitz · 09-22-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Saucy

Since your half jewish does only give you a half a day?

haha no but it ended up working out like that

Kryzilya · 09-22-2006, 08:12 PM

I'm visiting my dad's tomorrow night, but he's taking me back here Sunday morning so I don't have to listen to people give speeches in Hebrew on Sunday.

Kzin · 09-22-2006, 08:42 PM

Be nice to Muslims this week, they'll be crabby with all that daytime fasting for Ramadan.

Welshy · 09-23-2006, 01:35 AM

Flip a coin on the floor and record the loud hollow coconut sound of all their heads banging together

Thats the sound of God

KidShazaam · 09-23-2006, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshy

Flip a coin on the floor and record the loud hollow coconut sound of all their heads banging together

Thats the sound of God

Best line ever. Good work.

SupremeGod · 09-23-2006, 01:55 AM

I went to Jersey (ugh) with my gf because her family is jewish. The only upside is that the family Im staying with is rich and have big everything. HOORAY!

And, they said I can drink whatever is in their booze cabinet. HOORAY!

KidShazaam · 09-23-2006, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SupremeGod

I went to Jersey (ugh) with my gf because her family is jewish. The only upside is that the family Im staying with is rich and have big everything. HOORAY!

And, they said I can drink whatever is in their booze cabinet. HOORAY!

HOORAY....

...only if you like Manischewitz.

Blitz · 09-23-2006, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SupremeGod

I went to Jersey (ugh) with my gf because her family is jewish. The only upside is that the family Im staying with is rich and have big everything. HOORAY!

And, they said I can drink whatever is in their booze cabinet. HOORAY!

So does she have a big penis?

SupremeGod · 09-23-2006, 02:01 AM

yes

SupremeGod · 09-23-2006, 02:09 AM

ah, no. They have everything under the sun. Imported from everywhere!

Theres more than 500$ put into that cabinet. And Im allowed to open anything! Even if its just to taste!

KidShazaam · 09-23-2006, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SupremeGod

ah, no. They have everything under the sun. Imported from everywhere!

Theres more than 500$ put into that cabinet. And Im allowed to open anything! Even if its just to taste!

"Everywhere" being "kosherland"?

Cronk · 09-23-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SupremeGod

ah, no. They have everything under the sun. Imported from everywhere!

Theres more than 500$ put into that cabinet. And Im allowed to open anything! Even if its just to taste!

I believed you right up until this part. A generous Jew? Maybe, but not in Jersey.

Where are you, Lakewood?

Blitz · 09-23-2006, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cronik

I believed you right up until this part. A generous Jew? Maybe, but not in Jersey.

Where are you, Lakewood?

My grandmother (non jewish side) used to have a house there.

KidShazaam · 09-23-2006, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cronik

I believed you right up until this part. A generous Jew? Maybe, but not in Jersey.

Where are you, Lakewood?

Any self respecting Jew would have at least 5 g's into their personal bar as well. A nice bottle of Courvoisier or Henny would be at least $300.

Cronk · 09-23-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Blitz Park

My grandmother (non jewish side) used to have a house there.

My father and I used to have to commute thru there on Rt 9. I dunno where the jewish DMV is, but it sure isn't strict. WORST drivers, EVER. That's before dealing with 'em wandering thru traffic.

We made up a game for ourselves. We wanted to make a video game where you'd go driving thru lakewood, and every time you hit a jew, they'd fly over the hood of your car while going "Oi!"

Dbl points if you hit one with a black briefcase.

Blitz · 09-23-2006, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cronik

My father and I used to have to commute thru there on Rt 9. I dunno where the jewish DMV is, but it sure isn't strict. WORST drivers, EVER. That's before dealing with 'em wandering thru traffic.

We made up a game for ourselves. We wanted to make a video game where you'd go driving thru lakewood, and every time you hit a jew, they'd fly over the hood of your car while going "Oi!"

Dbl points if you hit one with a black briefcase.

They have different busses for school children, one bus for girls, one for boys. This is because there are so many orthodox jews that the town gave in. Taxes are apparently ridiculous there.

Welshy · 09-23-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KidShaazaam

Best line ever. Good work.

What's it from?

Cronk · 09-23-2006, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Blitz Park

They have different busses for school children, one bus for girls, one for boys. This is because there are so many orthodox jews that the town gave in. Taxes are apparently ridiculous there.

Property taxes are almost criminal in that area, yea.

That town is a whole different world. Driving thru there is like slipping thru the fabric of reality and ending up in crazytown.

KidShazaam · 09-23-2006, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshy

What's it from?

You?

Cronk · 09-23-2006, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by KidShaazaam

You?

You mean I googled it for nothing?

Welshy · 09-23-2006, 02:37 AM

Oh thank god. I thought I made it up, but then shaz is quotemaster general, so I thought maybe i'd stolen it subconsciously

KidShazaam · 09-23-2006, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Welshy

Oh thank god. I thought I made it up, but then shaz is quotemaster general, so I thought maybe i'd stolen it subconsciously

I was complimenting your rapist wit!

Cronk · 09-23-2006, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshy

Oh thank god. I thought I made it up, but then shaz is quotemaster general, so I thought maybe i'd stolen it subconsciously

Yea, from the way he put it, I thought you laid out a great line, and I missed the reference.

Cronk · 09-23-2006, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by KidShaazaam

I was complimenting your rapist wit!

I'll take "the rapist" for 200, alex.

09-23-2006, 01:35 AM	#7
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09-22-2006, 07:43 PM	#1
Blitz Indifferent Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,194	Half of my floor went home for the Jewish holiday (I'm half Jewish, my parents are picking me up tommorow afternoon to go to my grandmother's)

09-22-2006, 07:45 PM	#2
Traged G-Unit Lawd lawd Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Traged-Gevia Posts: 10,413	Wear a swaztika armband to school on 4/20

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Fox Hush still like clam water. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Boston. Posts: 41,184	Since your half jewish does only give you a half a day?

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Kryzilya Zero Sag Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston Posts: 19,274	I'm visiting my dad's tomorrow night, but he's taking me back here Sunday morning so I don't have to listen to people give speeches in Hebrew on Sunday.

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SupremeGod I couldn't remember what your old title was, so here's this one -G Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,826	I went to Jersey (ugh) with my gf because her family is jewish. The only upside is that the family Im staying with is rich and have big everything. HOORAY! And, they said I can drink whatever is in their booze cabinet. HOORAY!

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SupremeGod I couldn't remember what your old title was, so here's this one -G Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,826	yes

09-23-2006, 02:09 AM	#13
SupremeGod I couldn't remember what your old title was, so here's this one -G Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,826	ah, no. They have everything under the sun. Imported from everywhere! Theres more than 500$ put into that cabinet. And Im allowed to open anything! Even if its just to taste!