So there's this chick where I work...

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:22 AM

And I see her everyday when I walk to the elevator because she works at the reception counter. And she's always checkin me out. But my boss is always with me, and the few times he hasn't been she's been busy or on the phone or something.

How am I supposed to meet this girl?

01-24-2007, 12:23 AM

walk up to her on your break and ask her if she wants to bone

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by tas

walk up to her on your break and ask her if she wants to bone

I work an hour and a half a day, I don't get a break.

01-24-2007, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ZaX

I work an hour and a half a day, I don't get a break.

what do you do?

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by tas

what do you do?

Work study program. Officially I help maintain the university hospitals computer systems. Unofficially, I get paid 7.50 an hour to post on gat or do my homework. I would do more work, but by the time I'm out of class, they don't have anything to do. I burnt two dvds today, and that's it.

Melv · 01-24-2007, 12:32 AM

slip her a piece of paper with your name and number.

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MelvinSolo

slip her a piece of paper with your name and number.

That's what I'm leaning towards right now.

01-24-2007, 12:39 AM

pretend to trip while walking by her and land with your hand firmly planted on her breast, and say, "oops, whammy."

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by tas

pretend to trip while walking by her and land with your hand firmly planted on her breast, and say, "oops, whammy."

I'd have to trip over the desk.

Honeyfugler · 01-24-2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MelvinSolo

slip her a piece of paper with your name and number.

Yeah basically what I was going to say, except I would suggest doing it a bit more eloquently. If she's worth anything, she'd probably be more impressed by something of a witty note including your name and number as opposed to only a name and number.

I also suggest a small flower attached to it, but I know most men won't do that, and some women see that as too needy. I would gush, but I'm a romantic.

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Oona

Yeah basically what I was going to say, except I would suggest doing it a bit more eloquently. If she's worth anything, she'd probably be more impressed by something of a witty note including your name and number as opposed to only a name and number.

I also suggest a small flower attached to it, but I know most men won't do that, and some women see that as too needy. I would gush, but I'm a romantic.

Winnar. Minus the flower, not that I wouldn't do it, but because it'd be a pain in the ass.

SupremeGod · 01-24-2007, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ZaX

Winnar. Minus the flower, not that I wouldn't do it, but because it'd be a pain in the ass.

Im sure wherever you work has flowers out front, just pull one up.

Edit: Also, if its in a hospital you KNOW there are tons of flowers in patient's rooms. Snag em.

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SupremeGod

Im sure wherever you work has flowers out front, just pull one up.

Edit: Also, if its in a hospital you KNOW there are tons of flowers in patient's rooms. Snag em.

We just had 4 inches of ice last week and 4 inches of snow this week. There is no vegetation to be seen anywhere.

Now about the patient rooms...

edit: fixed typos

StarkofDoom · 01-24-2007, 12:53 AM

just hit a grocery store and buy a damn flower, its not hard.

Son Gokuu · 01-24-2007, 12:55 AM

Asking GAT how to meet girls is like asking a mentally retarded baboon advice on performing brain surgery.

StarkofDoom · 01-24-2007, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Son Gokuu

Asking GAT how to meet girls is like asking a mentally retarded baboon advice on performing brain surgery.

You could ask certain people. If I sought dating advice I would probably go to.... Stryfe, possibly Blackie.

EDIT: and Pandae.

Son Gokuu · 01-24-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by StarkofDoom

You could ask certain people. If I sought dating advice I would probably go to.... Stryfe, possibly Blackie.

EDIT: and Pandae.

You'd get dating advice from the same person I get math advice with.

ZaX · 01-24-2007, 01:02 AM

Shut up about the damn flower. I go straight from class to work, I don't think leaving it in my car all day will be healthy. lol.

Honeyfugler · 01-24-2007, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SupremeGod

Im sure wherever you work has flowers out front, just pull one up.

Edit: Also, if its in a hospital you KNOW there are tons of flowers in patient's rooms. Snag em.

What I was thinking....minus the snagging it from a patient's room. That would be tacky.

Edit: Ahh, frozen weather. Yeah it's too early to buy flowers for her, that's a bit much. Sorry dude.

Edit 2: Fuck you, Goku, girls do post here!!!

StarkofDoom · 01-24-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Son Gokuu

You'd get dating advice from the same person I get math advice with.

Why not Stryfe is actually an intelligent well adjusted person who doesn't seem like a social retard.

Honeyfugler · 01-24-2007, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by StarkofDoom

Why not Stryfe is actually an intelligent well adjusted person who doesn't seem like a social retard.

Woah woah woah, I wouldn't say well adjusted. Intelligent, yes definately. A ladies man? Sure! Anyone who brags about poop all over their sheets definately has some mental issues, though.

Son Gokuu · 01-24-2007, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Oona

What I was thinking....minus the snagging it from a patient's room. That would be tacky.

Edit: Ahh, frozen weather. Yeah it's too early to buy flowers for her, that's a bit much. Sorry dude.

Edit 2: Fuck you, Goku, girls do post here!!!

StarkofDoom · 01-24-2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Oona

Woah woah woah, I wouldn't say well adjusted. Intelligent, yes definately. A ladies man? Sure! Anyone who brags about poop all over their sheets definately has some mental issues, though.

Hmmmmmm.... I guess....

Cronk · 01-24-2007, 08:40 AM

you guys consider stryfe, pandae, and blackie to be the best people to go for on GAT for dating advice?

You're all fucked.

RhettSarlin · 01-24-2007, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Oona

Edit 2: Fuck you, Goku, girls do post here!!!

he already covered mentally retarded baboons though <_<

soft cries · 01-24-2007, 01:35 PM

RHETT ATTACK!

Blackferne · 01-24-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cronik

you guys consider stryfe, pandae, and blackie to be the best people to go for on GAT for dating advice?

You're all fucked.

Dude....I've logged hundreds of hours watching romantic comedies. Don't be hatin'.

jaymay15 · 01-24-2007, 02:32 PM

you guys should ask me

the guy who is a good person in real life. the guy who has a girlfriend, not marriage. the guy who met his gf at a place of employment.

its real simple. not alot of work involved.....

YOU GO TALK TO HER, DUMBASS.

Bighead · 01-24-2007, 05:43 PM

Slip her a note that says on the front

"Babi if i cud rearange teh alpherbelt"

Then on the inside

"Id be a bettur spellur! cull meh!"

$1.25 · 01-24-2007, 05:59 PM

HI I LIKE YOU

StarkofDoom · 01-24-2007, 07:54 PM

Sorry I would include jaymay in that group.

01-24-2007, 12:32 AM	#6
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01-24-2007, 12:55 AM	#15
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01-24-2007, 12:22 AM	#1
ZaX Please don't capitalize the x Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbia, MO Posts: 18,182 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 27^th	And I see her everyday when I walk to the elevator because she works at the reception counter. And she's always checkin me out. But my boss is always with me, and the few times he hasn't been she's been busy or on the phone or something. How am I supposed to meet this girl?

01-24-2007, 12:23 AM	#2
Gibleslol Guest Posts: n/a	walk up to her on your break and ask her if she wants to bone

01-24-2007, 12:39 AM	#8
Gibleslol Guest Posts: n/a	pretend to trip while walking by her and land with your hand firmly planted on her breast, and say, "oops, whammy."

01-24-2007, 12:53 AM	#14
StarkofDoom Is scared because he lives less then 10 minutes away from a PSYCHO KILLER Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,250	just hit a grocery store and buy a damn flower, its not hard.

01-24-2007, 01:02 AM	#18
ZaX Please don't capitalize the x Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbia, MO Posts: 18,182 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 27^th	Shut up about the damn flower. I go straight from class to work, I don't think leaving it in my car all day will be healthy. lol.

01-24-2007, 08:40 AM	#24
Cronk has angry, all-seeing eyes Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 46,594	you guys consider stryfe, pandae, and blackie to be the best people to go for on GAT for dating advice? You're all fucked.

01-24-2007, 02:32 PM	#28
jaymay15 Mr. Adrift Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,266	you guys should ask me the guy who is a good person in real life. the guy who has a girlfriend, not marriage. the guy who met his gf at a place of employment. its real simple. not alot of work involved..... YOU GO TALK TO HER, DUMBASS.

01-24-2007, 05:43 PM	#29
Bighead HAHA I HAVE A MAN IN MY AVATAR Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Omg Leik Buttsecks! Posts: 12,714 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 19^th	Slip her a note that says on the front "Babi if i cud rearange teh alpherbelt" Then on the inside "Id be a bettur spellur! cull meh!"

01-24-2007, 05:59 PM	#30
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,037	HI I LIKE YOU

01-24-2007, 07:54 PM	#31
StarkofDoom Is scared because he lives less then 10 minutes away from a PSYCHO KILLER Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,250	Sorry I would include jaymay in that group.