[Kzin]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=8286084

Apparently Wikipedia has too 'liberal' a bias for some ... that part where they say kangaroos didn't all descend from a progenitor that was with Noah on the ark ... BIAS!

Wikipedia content on kangaroo origins:

Prehistoric kangaroo genera

* Procoptodon, largest leaf-eating kangaroo[11]
* Sthenurus, "Strong Tail"[12]
* Propleopus, carnivorous kangaroo during the pliocene and pleistocene periods (e.g. giant rat kangaroo)[11][13]
* Simosthenurus, leaf-eating (browsing) kangaroos[11]

Conservapedia origins description:

According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos, like all modern animals, originated in the Middle East[1] and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic.

Also according to creation science theories, after the Flood, kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[2] -- as Australia was still for a time connected to Europe by a land bridge similar to the one that connected Asia to America[3] -- or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[2] Another theory is that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there.

Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [4] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived millions of years ago.[5]

So, evolution is more or less as likely as having been sung into existence during the Dreamtime.

New!

[Qwo]

That's the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time.

[MonJoe]

Oh boy I'm gonna have a ball editing this conservapedia.

[roszce]

just edit all the animal articles to say that God "just generated them into existence" in their current geographic location.

they'd probably like that.

[teuf]

Originally Posted by Mr. Mumbo

Oh boy I'm gonna have a ball editing this conservapedia.

hahahha

copy wikipedia's articles into conservapedia

[MonJoe]

Aaaand I'm blocked.

[attackrat]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sex

Not thinking about it won't make it go away!

[DUATE]

so all conservatives are creationist idiots now? when did those two terms start meaning the same thing?

[rub the bear]

I try to respect religion and be open-minded in line with scientific thinking, but when you see it in words like that it looks like one of Welshy's crazy fanatical stories.

[Corbu]

being open minded is for suckers

it's one thing to believe in god, it's another to reject science and make up your own bullshit, no matter how hilarious it is

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU FLYING SPEGETTI MONSTER

[Nevets]

Originally Posted by Duate

so all conservatives are creationist idiots now? when did those two terms start meaning the same thing?

January 20, 2001

[Bighead]

lack of pirates are causin global warmingcorbs. ARE YOU BLIND?

[Nevets]

Also, there is no page yet for "Log cabin republicans"

[Kzin]

Originally Posted by attackrat

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sex

Not thinking about it won't make it go away!

Wow ... that simple edit will keep god from re-making our species?

Impressive. Most impressive.

[Nevets]

The National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH), a group which believes that homosexuality is a mental disorder that can be cured argues the bonobo behavior is is not sexual but rather are aggressive acts to assert dominance much like when a dog mounts a person's leg[6].It is good to know NARTH has direct insight into the thoughts of Bonobos.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Bonobos

[Kzin]

Mm, good thing sex between humans is never an aggressive act to assert dominance.

[Arzen]

Originally Posted by Duate

so all conservatives are creationist idiots now? when did those two terms start meaning the same thing?

Once bush stopped being popular. Right now the dems are coming back into power and the conservatives are going to enter the hate cycle.


P.S: Welcome to the last eight years of being a liberal.

[teuf]

Originally Posted by KzinKiller

Wow ... that simple edit will keep god from re-making our species?

Impressive. Most impressive.

turn rep on, bastard.

[Nevets]

Vietnam is a Communist nation in Southeast Asia bordering China, Cambodia, Laos, and the Pacific Ocean. Much of Vietnam is mountaineous or covered in jungle. In the 20th century Vietnam was the site of guerilla fighting during World War Two in the 1940s, a war against the French for independance in the 1950s, and a civil war between the US backed South Vietnam and the Red China/USSR backed North Vietnam in the 1960s and 1970s. After American forces withdrew in 1975 the entire country fell to communism and the butcherous Khmer Rouge in nearby Cambodia was emboldened.

That's it.......

4 decades sumed up in 1 sentence, reminds me of Germany's take on WWII.

[Corbu]

I love how they cite Exxon fucking Mobile as having high earnings is a sign that bush helped the economy.

[Jeebs]

ahahaha FLYING SMEGETTI MONSTER

[Admiral Hackbar]

The Conservapedia was started by 58 home school kids. Figures.

[MonJoe]

300

The number between 299 and 301.

orly?

[EDF]

Originally Posted by Fair Dinkum

That's it.......

4 decades sumed up in 1 sentence, reminds me of Germany's take on WWII.

what a bunch of dummies, we pulled out in 1972, laffo

[teuf]

Originally Posted by The Erinyes DF

what a bunch of dummies, we pulled out in 1972, laffo

not fully, no.

[Corbu]

We should have used a condom, it would have been safer

[EDF]

Originally Posted by War

not fully, no.

for purposes of waging war? yes

advisors, embassy guards, and pilots dont count as an occupation force

edit: please dont reply, i dont care

[Corbu]

i'd occupy you, but you have to trim those jungles baby

agent orange isn't going to wait around for no dame

[teuf]

Originally Posted by The Erinyes DF

for purposes of waging war? yes

advisors, embassy guards, and pilots dont count as an occupation force

the article doesn't say that we occupied the country up until 1975.

thanks for playing.

[Bender]

Originally Posted by attackrat

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sex

Not thinking about it won't make it go away!

I think the hyphen is a typo.

[SAL 4000]

A conservative relies more on the application of reason rather than personal whim.

In the United States, conservatives are generally characterized by the following beliefs:

Return of prayer in school

...

About every 20-60 years, a conservative has been elected president of the United States. Examples include:

Abraham Lincoln

Hooray Lincoln and his ultra-conservative anti-slavery views. Who knows what we would have done under those socialist slavers.

[EDF]

Originally Posted by SAL 4000

...



Hooray Lincoln and his ultra-conservative anti-slavery views. Who knows what we would have done under those socialist slavers.

are they trying to translate modern conservative (neo-conservative lol?) ideas onto conservative ideas of almost a century and a half ago (actual conservative lol?)? im pretty sure that conservatism used to mean a small federal government that did not rule like an autocracy, but thats silly LOL, wiretapping is cool, i wish lincoln had the means to do so

"lincoln was a republican? ok - he must have been the same as we are today!"

[Cybren]

I think you guys are confusing conservatism with the republican party

[SAL 4000]

I love their response to the Canadian article attacking them.

http://www.thestar.com/article/190501 - 1300+ words laying out their clear bias.

Rebuttal?

http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Canada_newspaper - 120 words on how they think Ayn Rand is not a conservative so obviously everything this man says must be false. End of story.

[teuf]

1. "ayn" is a pretty gay name
2. canadian articles only count every 30 words with the exchange rate

[EDF]

Originally Posted by Cybren

I think you guys are confusing conservatism with the republican party

er, no?

highlighting the silly attempts of the republican party to assert that they are still conservative

edit: hahaha, i like how the argument against ayn rand being a conservative opens with the phrase, "Ayn Rand was an atheist"

[Cybren]

freeing slaves was not 'conservative' in the 1860s

[EDF]

i was pointing out the similarities between the current regime and lincoln's while trying to make sense of describing either as conservative, i apologize if my wording was unclear, which i have surmised it is after thorough analysis

[SAL 4000]

In 1994 Guiliani made a highly public endorsement[1] of Democrat Mario Cuomo in his reelection race for governor of New York against Republican George Pataki, who won anyway.

When U.S. Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan announced that he would retire in 2000, Guiliani raised millions of dollars from conservatives in an apparent attempt to defeat Hillary Clinton for that seat. But after Guiliani raised all that money, he declined to run and many have no idea what happened to their donations.

Guiliani's personal background is unlike most presidents. He avoided the Vietnam draft first by obtaining a deferment by attending law school, and then by obtaining a dubious "civilian occupation deferment" to serve as an allegedly essential employee -- which was merely as a law clerk for a judge.

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