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Because I really have.
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This is hot.
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Abscond
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hahaha wtf
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Better than you
Join Date: Nov 2005
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lawlz
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I wouldn't change a stroke!
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It's sho shweet I want to vomit up my own penis.
My first girlfriend had a horrifyingly large collection of those fucking things. They smelled of soap and were not fun to play with. The truth of the matter was, I was only seeing her because I coveted her big brother's huge collection of star wars toys. She was kind of fat but it was worth it, to get my hands on his Chewie.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Did you get your hands on his penis as well?
I mean Lando Calrissian.
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I wouldn't change a stroke!
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No, I didn't.
I mean yes.
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