Things people say that make you want to...

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 07:33 PM

Punch them in the throat.

I'll go first.

"I'm dehydrated." - NO BITCH, YOU'RE THIRSTY!!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY HURT!

05-07-2007, 07:57 PM

What bothers me way way waaaaay more is " I got electrocuted."
Oh I see, so you are dead and therefore a zombie/ghost?

ZaX · 05-07-2007, 07:58 PM

People that plan a study group and then call you several times throughout the day about when/where to have said study group and never work it out.

Gunn Daddy · 05-07-2007, 08:03 PM

People that come to the photo lab and tell me about how neat it is that they can take their SD card or whatever, put it in the kodak picture maker, and get their pictures in a few minutes.
my reply is always "I know, amazing"

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

Punch them in the throat.

I'll go first.

"I'm dehydrated." - NO BITCH, YOU'RE THIRSTY!!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY HURT!

I do that one

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

I do that one

If we meet, I'm punching you in the throat.

Another one: "Do you like this dress on me?"

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

If we meet, I'm punching you in the throat.

Another one: "Do you like this dress on me?"

I only say that one when it's a new dress

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 08:17 PM

"Do you have low-fat dressing?"

Bitch, you're pushing 250. Who the fuck are you kidding?

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 08:21 PM

unfourentually

Fox Hush · 05-07-2007, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

"Do you have low-fat dressing?"

Bitch, you're pushing 250. Who the fuck are you kidding?

Oh god.

Can i get the low fat sandwitch, with mayo.....a bit more mayo.

Any fucking person that says "Do you have kids?" when told they're stupid or being a bad parent.

05-07-2007, 08:22 PM

Play the game it's meant to be played.

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nobody

Play the game it's meant to be played.

"You some lamer 14yrold who plays MMOs all day?"

Hey dumbass, if someone schools you in an MMO, chances are they're 24 and living with 2 other potheads, not 14. Lame whining not withstanding...

Fox Hush · 05-07-2007, 08:26 PM

I've never met a cali person under 18.

People who come to a place 20min before it closes and order something that takes 5mins to clean.

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 08:27 PM

(While reading a book on a plane)

"hey, where ya headed?"

"Well, I hope fort myers. This is flt 265 right?"

Famed · 05-07-2007, 08:31 PM

"looks like somebody's got a case of the 'morning stares''

Tom Servo · 05-07-2007, 08:33 PM

Im bringing sexy back!

NO YOU'RE NOT SHUT UP SLUT

Fox Hush · 05-07-2007, 08:35 PM

But who say groce irl.

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Servo

Im bringing sexy back!

NO YOU'RE NOT SHUT UP SLUT

Also: Anything said during a fucking movie. Immersion bitch! Don't pull me outta the flik!!

Fox Hush · 05-07-2007, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

Also: Anything said during a fucking movie. Immersion bitch! Don't pull me outta the flik!!

I WANT TO TELL YOU FACTS!!!

Erus · 05-07-2007, 08:39 PM

like,

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erus

like,

Radio station in denver was making fun of the lead singer from fallout boy, and how often he says "like". His contest to win tickets to the show was, "How many times does he say 'like' in the following clip?"

Also: "can I pet him?"

"sure, go ahead."

"does he bite?"

"If he did, you think I'd let you pet him, you dumb bitch?"

Famed · 05-07-2007, 08:44 PM

OH! And people who use "crap" instead of all other curse words.

Holy Crap!

What the Crap?

Crap Crap Crap

If you're not going to curse then just shut up.

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 09:11 PM

I use crap for comedic effect only. There are times when fake cussing is actually funny and real cussing just is standard.

Corbu · 05-07-2007, 10:21 PM

i use like a lot, I'm trying to break the habit but it's hard. sometimes like is the perfect word to use in a sentance that doesn't really need one

Fox Hush · 05-07-2007, 10:22 PM

People who say unfunny your mom jokes or fart when it isn't funny a then laugh at it.

Bender · 05-07-2007, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

Punch them in the throat.

I'll go first.

"I'm dehydrated." - NO BITCH, YOU'RE THIRSTY!!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY HURT!

Technically, 90% of America is dehydrated at any given time.

We're all lazy bastards that don't drink enough water.

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bender

Technically, 90% of America is dehydrated at any given time.

We're all lazy bastards that don't drink enough water.

yea, I just hate those health-nut hippies who're hyper-aware of everything their body does.

"ugh, I've got a b12 deficiency."

You don't need to know every little thing your body needs... if your body needs some fuckin' vitamin C, you suddenly think, "wow, I want some orange juice"

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 11:21 PM

wait what's wrong with saying you're dehydrated? dehydration doesnt mean you're dead or anything. And when you're hungover, you ARE dehydrated. Hell, I've even heard from a doctor that if you are even THIRSTY you are dehydrated at least a little.

I don't think it means you are at 0% water

Corbu · 05-07-2007, 11:22 PM

i hate people who complain when their neck hurts, because my neck hurts all the time and I can almost gaurantee it hurts worse than yours. stop bitching, you fucking pansy

**Arzen** · 05-07-2007, 11:22 PM

Yeah I don't really see the problem with dehydrated. It's just a more extreme version of being thirsty.

Thirsty = I could go for a soda

Dehydrated = I'm feeling bad because I'm too thirsty to be properly healthy.

rub the bear · 05-07-2007, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

(While reading a book on a plane)

"hey, where ya headed?"

"Well, I hope fort myers. This is flt 265 right?"

alright ft myers high five

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

Yeah I don't really see the problem with dehydrated. It's just a more extreme version of being thirsty.

Thirsty = I could go for a soda

Dehydrated = I'm feeling bad because I'm too thirsty to be properly healthy.

yeah. I'm dehydrated like 60% of the time. And I keep drinking all this booze but it never helps!

Wayward · 05-07-2007, 11:26 PM

"I believe that..."

Whatever follows is usually something with no basis in fact. Whether its spiritual or political makes no difference to me.

EDIT: I'll third that hi5 on Ft. Myers, even though I went to school in a shitty neighborhood and was super poor the entire time I lived there.

**Arzen** · 05-07-2007, 11:27 PM

oh, I have one!

"I wish I knew everything about ____ when I was ____ years old!"

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinosaur Lincoln

alright ft myers high five

w00w00!

I'll probably be flying in around mother's day, too. I'll punch a bitch in the throat for you when she asks where I'm headed when we're on the same fuckin' plane.

And why are dut and arzen rationalizing my pet peeve?

**Arzen** · 05-07-2007, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayward

"I believe that..."

Whatever follows is usually something with no basis in fact. Whether its spiritual or political makes no difference to me.

so you hate opinions?

Wayward · 05-07-2007, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

oh, I have one!

"I wish I knew everything about ____ when I was ____ years old!"

You'll understand that line when you're older.

rub the bear · 05-07-2007, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

w00w00!

I'll probably be flying in around mother's day, too. I'll punch a bitch in the throat for you when she asks where I'm headed when we're on the same fuckin' plane.

And why are dut and arzen rationalizing my pet peeve?

dude Im flying in to st petersburg and driving down to ft myers on mothers day

lets punch people together

Cronk · 05-07-2007, 11:29 PM

*opens door*

"I hate it when guys assume I'm helpless just because I'm a girl. I can open the door just fine, you sexist bastard!"

DUATE · 05-07-2007, 11:30 PM

i thought cronik lived in colorado

if jef visits HIM, jef has to visit ME

05-07-2007, 08:03 PM	#4
Gunn Daddy Banned: See what I did, my title is banned, isn't it funny? it's like I'm banned but not! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,389 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 7^th	People that come to the photo lab and tell me about how neat it is that they can take their SD card or whatever, put it in the kodak picture maker, and get their pictures in a few minutes. my reply is always "I know, amazing" __________________

05-07-2007, 08:26 PM	#13
Fox Hush still like clam water. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Boston. Posts: 42,099	I've never met a cali person under 18. People who come to a place 20min before it closes and order something that takes 5mins to clean. __________________

05-07-2007, 08:33 PM	#16
Tom Servo Olde Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,020 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 6^th	Im bringing sexy back! NO YOU'RE NOT SHUT UP SLUT __________________

05-07-2007, 08:35 PM	#17
Fox Hush still like clam water. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Boston. Posts: 42,099	But who say groce irl. __________________

05-07-2007, 08:39 PM	#20
Erus Harvest time has provided, Bread and Grain Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,552	like, __________________ WTB sig pst.

05-07-2007, 07:33 PM	#1
Cronk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 51,570	Punch them in the throat. I'll go first. "I'm dehydrated." - NO BITCH, YOU'RE THIRSTY!!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY HURT!

05-07-2007, 07:57 PM	#2
Arrrr Guest Posts: n/a	What bothers me way way waaaaay more is " I got electrocuted." Oh I see, so you are dead and therefore a zombie/ghost?

05-07-2007, 07:58 PM	#3
ZaX The worlds foremost appraiser of vintage pastry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Columbia, MO Posts: 18,937	People that plan a study group and then call you several times throughout the day about when/where to have said study group and never work it out.

05-07-2007, 08:17 PM	#8
Cronk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 51,570	"Do you have low-fat dressing?" Bitch, you're pushing 250. Who the fuck are you kidding?

05-07-2007, 08:21 PM	#9
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	unfourentually

05-07-2007, 08:22 PM	#11
lollypop Guest Posts: n/a	Play the game it's meant to be played.

05-07-2007, 08:27 PM	#14
Cronk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 51,570	(While reading a book on a plane) "hey, where ya headed?" "Well, I hope fort myers. This is flt 265 right?"

05-07-2007, 08:31 PM	#15
Famed let nothing you dismay Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 17,052	"looks like somebody's got a case of the 'morning stares''

05-07-2007, 08:44 PM	#22
Famed let nothing you dismay Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 17,052	OH! And people who use "crap" instead of all other curse words. Holy Crap! What the Crap? Crap Crap Crap If you're not going to curse then just shut up.

05-07-2007, 09:11 PM	#23
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	I use crap for comedic effect only. There are times when fake cussing is actually funny and real cussing just is standard.

05-07-2007, 10:21 PM	#24
Corbu In search of the Truth Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sesame Street Posts: 28,938 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 17^th	i use like a lot, I'm trying to break the habit but it's hard. sometimes like is the perfect word to use in a sentance that doesn't really need one __________________

05-07-2007, 10:22 PM	#25
Fox Hush still like clam water. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Boston. Posts: 42,099	People who say unfunny your mom jokes or fart when it isn't funny a then laugh at it. __________________

05-07-2007, 11:21 PM	#28
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	wait what's wrong with saying you're dehydrated? dehydration doesnt mean you're dead or anything. And when you're hungover, you ARE dehydrated. Hell, I've even heard from a doctor that if you are even THIRSTY you are dehydrated at least a little. I don't think it means you are at 0% water

05-07-2007, 11:22 PM	#29
Corbu In search of the Truth Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sesame Street Posts: 28,938 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 17^th	i hate people who complain when their neck hurts, because my neck hurts all the time and I can almost gaurantee it hurts worse than yours. stop bitching, you fucking pansy __________________

05-07-2007, 11:22 PM	#30
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	Yeah I don't really see the problem with dehydrated. It's just a more extreme version of being thirsty. Thirsty = I could go for a soda Dehydrated = I'm feeling bad because I'm too thirsty to be properly healthy.

05-07-2007, 11:26 PM	#33
Wayward whom all men call the great Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: first in all things Posts: 14,963	"I believe that..." Whatever follows is usually something with no basis in fact. Whether its spiritual or political makes no difference to me. EDIT: I'll third that hi5 on Ft. Myers, even though I went to school in a shitty neighborhood and was super poor the entire time I lived there.

05-07-2007, 11:27 PM	#34
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	oh, I have one! "I wish I knew everything about ____ when I was ____ years old!"

05-07-2007, 11:29 PM	#39
Cronk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 51,570	opens door "I hate it when guys assume I'm helpless just because I'm a girl. I can open the door just fine, you sexist bastard!"

05-07-2007, 11:30 PM	#40
DUATE Ass Burgers Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 35,514	i thought cronik lived in colorado if jef visits HIM, jef has to visit ME

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