[JoshuiMora]

So this grandfather takes his grandson fishing. They're sitting out on the lake, and the grandfather reaches into his cooler and pulls out a beer. He starts drinking it and the kid says "hey let me have some of that."

The grandfather looks at him and says "can your dick reach your butthole?" The kid says "no". So the grandfather says "well you can't have any."

Well later on the grandfather pulls out a pipe, stuffs some tobacco in it and starts to smoke it. The kid seeing his grandfather smoke asks if he can try it. The grandfather once again ask him "can your dick reach your butthole?" THe kid says "no". So the grandfather says "well you can't have any."

Well later on the kid pulls out a sandwich from the lunchpale that his grandmother made for him. The grandfather sees the kid eating the sandwich and he says "hey let me have the other half of that." The kid says "can your dick reach your butthole?" And the grandfather says "yes", then the kid says "well then go fuck yourself because you're not getting my damn sandwich"

[nikolai]

this only makes me think of rednecks who try to put their dicks in their asses all day

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[TLK]

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