Fuck.

FarKalkir · 06-09-2007, 04:27 PM

Last night I had unprotected drunken sex with one of Haydn's best friends, who gets around (if you nomesayin) in druggie circles.

I'm gonna go ahead and get tested.

Never drink, kids.

JoshuiMora · 06-09-2007, 04:28 PM

your the man!

Nevets · 06-09-2007, 04:28 PM

Still trying to get back at haydn, huh?

FarKalkir · 06-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fair Dinkum

Still trying to get back at haydn, huh?

No, mostly she's just really hot. The best friend thing was just an added bonus.

Nevets · 06-09-2007, 04:31 PM

hot hot, or drunk hot?

FarKalkir · 06-09-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fair Dinkum

hot hot, or drunk hot?

Hot hot. But also 17.

JoshuiMora · 06-09-2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farkalkir

Hot hot. But also 17.

awww snap...

Coke King · 06-09-2007, 04:43 PM

That's disgusting.

Way too old.

Tux · 06-09-2007, 05:55 PM

Now you're going to have a kid with AIDS.

FM · 06-09-2007, 06:03 PM

that's funny in an obviously "you're fucked" way, but I can't help wondering just how the fuck your ugly ass gets laid at all

Tux · 06-09-2007, 06:08 PM

PLUS

DaftVapor · 06-09-2007, 06:11 PM

If Far dies of the AIDS I'll be mad at him.

Rorschach · 06-09-2007, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForceMorph

that's funny in an obviously "you're fucked" way, but I can't help wondering just how the fuck your ugly ass gets laid at all

Hahhahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahaa

FarKalkir · 06-09-2007, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForceMorph

that's funny in an obviously "you're fucked" way, but I can't help wondering just how the fuck your ugly ass gets laid at all

First, I am smokin hot.

Second, probably because I'm one of about three GATers who are normal people with social skills. And polo shirts that accentuate our gigantic muscles.

Third, man, I probably have AIDS now! Fuck you!

DaftVapor · 06-09-2007, 07:54 PM

**Etch** · 06-09-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farkalkir

First, I am smokin hot.

Second, probably because I'm one of about three GATers who are normal people with social skills. And polo shirts that accentuate our gigantic muscles.

Third, man, I probably have AIDS now! Fuck you!

sohawt

Coke King · 06-09-2007, 07:58 PM

You strut your stuff girl

Xytroncore · 06-09-2007, 08:02 PM

He does sort of have a Fabio post-seagull incident thing going on in that picture.

FM · 06-09-2007, 08:10 PM

no but seriously I've seen his facebook pics he is not hot

I have lost all knowledge of how women work in this country. I blame movies.

Blitz · 06-09-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForceMorph

no but seriously I've seen his facebook pics he is not hot

I have lost all knowledge of how women work in this country. I blame movies.

Done the same, and have to agree. Although Haydn is in fact fucking hot.

06-09-2007, 08:17 PM

lol, blitz.

Tux · 06-09-2007, 08:21 PM

In case you guys missed it.
Iron+ni

Irony.

FM · 06-09-2007, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tux

In case you guys missed it.
Iron+ni

Irony.

I got it. Ironically, it wasn't funny.

TLK · 06-09-2007, 10:54 PM

At least you lived a good, full life.

Now you still get to live a good, full life. Just now you have [insert random STD here].

Cronk · 06-10-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farkalkir

Last night I had unprotected drunken sex with one of Haydn's best friends, who gets around (if you nomesayin) in druggie circles.

I'm gonna go ahead and get tested.

Never drink, kids.

correction: Don't drink if you make life-altering stupid decisions while drunk. Most of us know deep inside to never have unprotected sex with sluts, and drinking won't change that.

Coke King · 06-10-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

correction: Don't drink if you make life-altering stupid decisions while drunk. Most of us know deep inside to never have unprotected sex with sluts, and drinking won't change that.

QFE

Also being drunk doesn't make people more attractive, it just increases your likelyhood of lowering your standards.

rub the bear · 06-10-2007, 04:23 PM

im afraid its penis cancer

terminal penis cancer

Cronk · 06-10-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inache

QFE

Also being drunk doesn't make people more attractive, it just increases your likelyhood of lowering your standards.

I think I said this in another thread recently, but it's now 4 times that I've been with a chick and sobered up during foreplay. Exercise evidently burns off alcohol, so I'm usually at near-naked state and realizing I need to stop it.

I need to start keeping booze by my bed.

**Jeebs** · 06-10-2007, 05:29 PM

haha this thread is hilarious

he's not hot, ew!

well, no, he posts on gat, it's almost completly common rule.

rub the bear · 06-10-2007, 05:30 PM

jeebs is the exception that proves the rule

I could just get lost in his eyes

~Fallen Angel~ · 06-10-2007, 05:33 PM

I know when you are locked you just don't think of things but ya are a thick for shagging her without a condom, you will probaly be alright but in the future have a bit of cop on.

dnallivah · 06-10-2007, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronik

I think I said this in another thread recently, but it's now 4 times that I've been with a chick and sobered up during foreplay. Exercise evidently burns off alcohol, so I'm usually at near-naked state and realizing I need to stop it.

I need to start keeping booze by my bed.

i can just see you stopping in the middle of boobage play. 'hold on, i need to hit the minifridge'

at least if you do something like that, keep it cold that way you can add it into forplay and the poor bitch doesn't have to know that it's because you're sobering up.

rub the bear · 06-10-2007, 05:34 PM

and for the love of god dont shag a girl unless you KNOW she's underage next time

dnallivah · 06-10-2007, 05:35 PM

also : don't leave your house without a condom on! or you know, at least in your pocket.

dnallivah · 06-10-2007, 05:36 PM

alternativly: only shag virgins.

or at least girls that can pretend they're one.

**Jeebs** · 06-10-2007, 07:16 PM

I'm not prettyful, I'm distinctly average. Here, however...

**Jeebs** · 06-10-2007, 07:19 PM

wow I sound like a complete asshole. I take it all back, you're all beautiful people.

Xytroncore · 06-10-2007, 07:24 PM

Awww Jeebs, you had me at asshole.

bad1 · 06-10-2007, 08:49 PM

far thats not very sophisticated.

Far stock is down 3 dollars in afterhours trading.

06-09-2007, 06:03 PM	#10
FM welp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 33,800	that's funny in an obviously "you're fucked" way, but I can't help wondering just how the fuck your ugly ass gets laid at all __________________ lol

06-09-2007, 08:10 PM	#19
FM welp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 33,800	no but seriously I've seen his facebook pics he is not hot I have lost all knowledge of how women work in this country. I blame movies. __________________ lol

06-10-2007, 05:29 PM	#29
Jeebs RHOMBUS!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 19,792	haha this thread is hilarious he's not hot, ew! well, no, he posts on gat, it's almost completly common rule. __________________

06-10-2007, 05:33 PM	#31
~Fallen Angel~ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin! Posts: 40,510	I know when you are locked you just don't think of things but ya are a thick for shagging her without a condom, you will probaly be alright but in the future have a bit of cop on. __________________ ~FallenAngel~

06-10-2007, 07:16 PM	#36
Jeebs RHOMBUS!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 19,792	I'm not prettyful, I'm distinctly average. Here, however... __________________

06-09-2007, 04:27 PM	#1
FarKalkir lol 什么? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Posts: 40,918	Last night I had unprotected drunken sex with one of Haydn's best friends, who gets around (if you nomesayin) in druggie circles. I'm gonna go ahead and get tested. Never drink, kids.

06-09-2007, 04:28 PM	#2
JoshuiMora I need all the ballas to halla. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 18,093 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 30^th	your the man!

06-09-2007, 04:28 PM	#3
Nevets Fair Dinkum Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 13,961	Still trying to get back at haydn, huh?

06-09-2007, 04:31 PM	#5
Nevets Fair Dinkum Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 13,961	hot hot, or drunk hot?

06-09-2007, 05:55 PM	#9
Tux Is a penguin riding a bear. Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 691	Now you're going to have a kid with AIDS.

06-09-2007, 06:08 PM	#11
Tux Is a penguin riding a bear. Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 691	PLUS

06-09-2007, 08:02 PM	#18
Xytroncore I love you Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,487 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 4^th	He does sort of have a Fabio post-seagull incident thing going on in that picture.

06-09-2007, 08:21 PM	#22
Tux Is a penguin riding a bear. Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 691	In case you guys missed it. Iron+ni Irony.

06-09-2007, 10:54 PM	#24
TLK for real Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 17,097	At least you lived a good, full life. Now you still get to live a good, full life. Just now you have [insert random STD here].

06-10-2007, 04:23 PM	#27
rub the bear just like that Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: IDIOTSVILLE Posts: 50,003	im afraid its penis cancer terminal penis cancer

06-10-2007, 05:30 PM	#30
rub the bear just like that Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: IDIOTSVILLE Posts: 50,003	jeebs is the exception that proves the rule I could just get lost in his eyes

06-10-2007, 05:34 PM	#33
rub the bear just like that Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: IDIOTSVILLE Posts: 50,003	and for the love of god dont shag a girl unless you KNOW she's underage next time

06-10-2007, 05:35 PM	#34
dnallivah Dnal Smash! Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 26,636	also : don't leave your house without a condom on! or you know, at least in your pocket.

06-10-2007, 05:36 PM	#35
dnallivah Dnal Smash! Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 26,636	alternativly: only shag virgins. or at least girls that can pretend they're one.

06-10-2007, 07:19 PM	#37
Jeebs RHOMBUS!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 19,792	wow I sound like a complete asshole. I take it all back, you're all beautiful people. __________________

06-10-2007, 07:24 PM	#38
Xytroncore I love you Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,487 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 4^th	Awww Jeebs, you had me at asshole.

06-10-2007, 08:49 PM	#39
bad1 If this says "banned" please contact Rodd and tell him I need his help. Kthx +rep? Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: +rep me and I'll +rep you land Posts: 41,937	far thats not very sophisticated. Far stock is down 3 dollars in afterhours trading. __________________ onebads family photos www.familyportraits.com/*****ins

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