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Old 06-29-2007, 12:51 AM   #1
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BigBoyPC1 (9:14:12 PM): DON'T CRIPPLER CROSSFACE ME!
Etch Coli (9:14:37 PM): Oh I will. You just wait until we meet up at the six flags that will have all the cool rides shut down thanks to the no-footed girl.
BigBoyPC1 (9:15:07 PM): lolz
BigBoyPC1 (9:15:16 PM): Six Flags rocks...you better be there!
Etch Coli (9:15:11 PM): We'll all get together and stand around or go on the kiddie rides
BigBoyPC1 (9:15:56 PM): pretty much
Etch Coli (9:16:06 PM): I'll make sure to bring my laptop so I can chronicle our suckage to gat. heh
BigBoyPC1 (9:16:34 PM): do it!
BigBoyPC1 (9:16:40 PM): and myspace pics!
Etch Coli (9:16:42 PM): Oh yeah, I'll bring my camera too
BigBoyPC1 (9:17:05 PM): woot
Etch Coli (9:17:33 PM): We should all wear those "Hi my name is" nametags with our GAT handle on them.
BigBoyPC1 (9:18:04 PM): I say we make shirts!
BigBoyPC1 (9:20:05 PM): my little pony shirts!
Etch Coli (9:20:32 PM): Hahaha, with unicorns!
BigBoyPC1 (9:21:28 PM): unicorn power!
Etch Coli (9:21:44 PM): They'll also have to be a size or two too small. Just to cement in our homosexuality.
BigBoyPC1 (9:22:14 PM): wait a second...
BigBoyPC1 (9:22:27 PM): I'm sorry Jim
BigBoyPC1 (9:22:31 PM): but I'm straight
Etch Coli (9:22:36 PM): You cannot like unicorns and be straight. It's unpossible!
BigBoyPC1 (9:23:29 PM): blood thirsty unicorns that kill everything in-sight!
Etch Coli (9:23:42 PM): If you take that image and turn the horn into a chainsaw I think we have a movie idea on our hands . . .
BigBoyPC1 (9:24:13 PM): I like where this is going
BigBoyPC1 (9:24:33 PM): Chainsaw The Unicorn: The Movie!
Etch Coli (9:24:33 PM): Oh man, That'd be the best flick ever.
Etch Coli (9:25:15 PM): Does the unicorn have an equally vicious rider? Or will he run solo?
BigBoyPC1 (9:25:51 PM): We will have a badass attempt to tame the beast
Etch Coli (9:26:08 PM): In the taming attempt, there will be plenty of limb removal shots.
BigBoyPC1 (9:26:38 PM): yes
Etch Coli (9:26:39 PM): Also, someone will have to be sliced in half from the crotch upward
BigBoyPC1 (9:27:13 PM): Collin Farrel (sp?)
Etch Coli (9:27:03 PM): YES
BigBoyPC1 (9:27:39 PM): Bruce Willis will attempt to tame the beast!
Etch Coli (9:27:55 PM): Bruce Willis should succeed for a short time, but not without the loss of an arm.
Etch Coli (9:28:09 PM): He will be the original rider.
BigBoyPC1 (9:28:30 PM): yes
BigBoyPC1 (9:28:36 PM): and a new rider must be found
Etch Coli (9:28:38 PM): But who is awesome enough to ride the beast?
BigBoyPC1 (9:29:11 PM): Urkel
Etch Coli (9:29:00 PM): hahahaha
Etch Coli (9:29:11 PM): Bllackies are not allowed to ride the beast!
BigBoyPC1 (9:29:31 PM): I HAVE THE PERFECT SCENE
Etch Coli (9:29:14 PM): -l
BigBoyPC1 (9:29:58 PM): Urkel can ride it and then the beast can trample dane cook...then urkel can say "did I do that?"
Etch Coli (9:29:50 PM): hahahahaha
BigBoyPC1 (9:30:14 PM): its brilliant
BigBoyPC1 (9:30:27 PM): ...too brilliant
Etch Coli (9:30:48 PM): It will blow peoples minds
BigBoyPC1 (9:31:45 PM): and the rider must tame the beast to save the world
Etch Coli (9:32:19 PM): Or destroy it, it's up to the rider
BigBoyPC1 (9:32:55 PM): the story must involve a talking pie
Etch Coli (9:33:08 PM): The talking pie can be the narrator. Voiced by the cowboy in The Big Lebowski
BigBoyPC1 (9:33:42 PM): greatest idea ever
Etch Coli (9:34:51 PM): Greatest movie ever
BigBoyPC1 (9:35:20 PM): to gat we go!
Etch Coli (9:35:13 PM): Aye!
BigBoyPC1 (9:36:01 PM): FM's response: "It's not post-modern enough"
Etch Coli (9:36:01 PM): Hahaha
BigBoyPC1 (9:36:54 PM): indeed
BigBoyPC1 (9:38:58 PM): a couple of hookers must be killed in the movie
Etch Coli (9:39:02 PM): And we have to have the obligatory shower scene.
Etch Coli (9:39:54 PM): The camera can pan around like something is going to come through the curtain, but then switches around to show Chainsaw busting through the wall with a chainsaw through her chest.
BigBoyPC1 (9:40:28 PM): FATALITY!
Etch Coli (9:40:53 PM): Hahaha, we could use the kill announcements from UT. MEGA KILL
BigBoyPC1 (9:41:19 PM): hahahaha yes!
Etch Coli (9:42:52 PM): Should we include a horde of dismembered zombies?
BigBoyPC1 (9:43:18 PM): of course
Etch Coli (9:43:06 PM): excellent.
BigBoyPC1 (9:43:41 PM): but they are ex pop stars!
Etch Coli (9:44:10 PM): I was just thinking of a zombie that looks like the t1000 in T2 after the explosive goes off in his stomach. I could see one of Chainsaws victims looking like that and walking around undead.
BigBoyPC1 (9:44:44 PM): excellent
Etch Coli (9:47:21 PM): Alright, I'm letting GAT in on our masterpiece now.
BigBoyPC1 (9:47:51 PM): good good
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Old 06-29-2007, 01:10 AM   #2
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:14 AM   #3
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