[FM]

my supervisor has one, and it is soooo nice

I have the money to spend, but I don't wanna switch my carrier

[JoshuiMora]

rate plans are nice though...you get unlimited data useage...so you can surf gat without fear.

[Welshy]

http://www.pcworld.com/video/id,545-...d,0/video.html




I AM INVEENCABLE!

[FM]

the screen is like omg amazing. can't scratch it, can't smudge it, NOTHING. if you do get anything on it, it's a completely seamless surface so you can just wipe it off.

[Melv]

I can't wait until people think Apple invented cellphones, like how they think Apple invented mp3 players now

[FM]

Originally Posted by MelvinSolo

I can't wait until people think Apple invented cellphones, like how they think Apple invented mp3 players now

haha well it's easy to confuse invent with reinvent.

[SupremeGod]

Originally Posted by ForceMorph

the screen is like omg amazing. can't scratch it, can't smudge it, NOTHING. if you do get anything on it, it's a completely seamless surface so you can just wipe it off.

that is a goddamn lie. On G4 when they were having their free giveaway with the vagina, their screens were the most fucking smudged things I've ever seen in my life. Let him show you it after a couple months of use and you'll see if it has any scratches.

[FM]

Originally Posted by SupremeGod

that is a goddamn lie. On G4 when they were having their free giveaway with the vagina, their screens were the most fucking smudged things I've ever seen in my life. Let him show you it after a couple months of use and you'll see if it has any scratches.

it's hard to smudge it, but like anything in the universe you still can find a way regardless

but if you do, it's just a wipe on your sleeve to clean it.

[Blackferne]

So I believe FM writes love letters to Steve Jobs, and cries himself to sleep every night because of the restraining order.

[JoshuiMora]

Originally Posted by SupremeGod

that is a goddamn lie. On G4 when they were having their free giveaway with the vagina, their screens were the most fucking smudged things I've ever seen in my life. Let him show you it after a couple months of use and you'll see if it has any scratches.

yeah any cell phone screen will get hella smudged/greasy. Even if you live in hot/dry places your skin (especially your face) puts out a lot of oil over the day.

[SupremeGod]

Originally Posted by JoshuiMora

yeah any cell phone screen will get hella smudged/greasy. Even if you live in hot/dry places your skin (especially your face) puts out a lot of oil over the day.

Fo' rizzle. I'm not saying thats why you shouldn't buy one, but If you are planning on watching alot of movies and such, you could purchase one of those protective screens. Preferably the static cling ones instead of the sticky ones (which kinda defeat the purpose).

[Niklut]

Originally Posted by MelvinSolo

I can't wait until people think Apple invented cellphones, like how they think Apple invented mp3 players now

Didn't you know, Apple invented computers.

[Kzin]

Our training lab has the monitors under the desk with a glass window you look down through, so the whole desktop is clear for equipment.

After 4 years, the glass is all scratch-free, but god damn after every class the fingerprint smudges on them are disgusting.

[chewblacka]

god forbid you wipe it off after using it and ... i don't know... take care of it maybe? THAT'S CRAZY!

I've had my ipod for 5 months and there isn't a scratch on it. My cell phone is a gay piece of razr shit though so i treat that thing like i'd treat a woman. Although i do wipe off the smudges and ear grease after i use it... and guess what. THEY WIPE RIGHT OFF! OMG JESUS PHONE!!!

also I'll wait for the 30GB vagina that will probably be less than half the cost and twice the features and battery power of the current versions.

[Kzin]

Originally Posted by chewblacka

also I'll wait for the 30GB vagina that will probably be less than half the cost and twice the features and battery power of the current versions.

This is the main reason I wouldn't even consider vagina today ... I'd never pay top dollar to be bleeding edge for a product that will be replaced by a more powerful, cheaper version long before it's worn out.

[Melv]

Originally Posted by ForceMorph

haha well it's easy to confuse invent with reinvent.

Wired Magazine, July edition, 2017

Ten Years of the vagina
Guy LeBonne looks back on the decade of Apple's biggest success story:

In 2007, phones seemed like a dead-end technology and the big names of the industry had all but abandoned innovation. The problem with the telephone was it's bulkiness, the round -- manually controlled -- dialling device and the cumbersome wires that kept it firmly tethered to desks and walls. Experts speculated about radio technology implanted into our brains that would one day replace the humble telephone, but that was still in the distant future. Something new was needed to bridge the gap.

Enter Steve Jobs. He's been hailed as madman, genius and artist, but his title as inventor of the portable phone is his most cherished title, Steve Jobs told our reporter in an exclusive interview. "I remember distinctly, when I started work on our new phone project, that people told me: 'This is crazy, you may be a prodigy of design and intellect, but it's impossible to change how people communicate with one invention!' and so on."

"I knew it was an impossible task". Jobs adjusts his glasses, pausing briefly. "But here at Apple, we do the impossible every day."

According to Paul Sriebinzky, one of Jobs' closest collaborators at Apple, the groundbreaking idea that would catalyze the new phone project occured to Jobs during a routine design meeting. "Allan [McKay] and I were discussing the color of the wire of the new phone (then codenamed Marcy) when Steve started focusing very intently on a glass of water on his desk" Sriebinzky told us. "It was his 'eureka' moment, I think, because then he turned to us and said: 'This glass doesn't have a wire, I can walk around with it. Why don't we make a phone... without a wire". Sriebinzky recalls the office was silent for a good five minutes.

Jobs downplays the insightfulness of his breakthrough. "Everyone likes phones, and everyone likes walking around." Jobs makes a circle gesture with his hands. "So why not combine the two?"

Steve Jobs' singular notion would change everything forever.

[Blackferne]

I don't need your new fangled push button phones or the mobility this contraption offers!

[Goraja]

....does tvlinks work on the vagina?

[Pope Larry]

Originally Posted by MelvinSolo

Wired Magazine, July edition, 2017

Ten Years of the vagina
Guy LeBonne looks back on the decade of Apple's biggest success story:

In 2007, phones seemed like a dead-end technology and the big names of the industry had all but abandoned innovation. The problem with the telephone was it's bulkiness, the round -- manually controlled -- dialling device and the cumbersome wires that kept it firmly tethered to desks and walls. Experts speculated about radio technology implanted into our brains that would one day replace the humble telephone, but that was still in the distant future. Something new was needed to bridge the gap.

Enter Steve Jobs. He's been hailed as madman, genius and artist, but his title as inventor of the portable phone is his most cherished title, Steve Jobs told our reporter in an exclusive interview. "I remember distinctly, when I started work on our new phone project, that people told me: 'This is crazy, you may be a prodigy of design and intellect, but it's impossible to change how people communicate with one invention!' and so on."

"I knew it was an impossible task". Jobs adjusts his glasses, pausing briefly. "But here at Apple, we do the impossible every day."

According to Paul Sriebinzky, one of Jobs' closest collaborators at Apple, the groundbreaking idea that would catalyze the new phone project occured to Jobs during a routine design meeting. "Allan [McKay] and I were discussing the color of the wire of the new phone (then codenamed Marcy) when Steve started focusing very intently on a glass of water on his desk" Sriebinzky told us. "It was his 'eureka' moment, I think, because then he turned to us and said: 'This glass doesn't have a wire, I can walk around with it. Why don't we make a phone... without a wire". Sriebinzky recalls the office was silent for a good five minutes.

Jobs downplays the insightfulness of his breakthrough. "Everyone likes phones, and everyone likes walking around." Jobs makes a circle gesture with his hands. "So why not combine the two?"

Steve Jobs' singular notion would change everything forever.

[Melv]

welcome back, fannin, by the way

[Pope Larry]

Oh, I'll be leaving again once I post a new thread

[$1.25]

is there anything really innovative about the vagina other than the touch screen?

[FM]

Originally Posted by Goraja

....does tvlinks work on the vagina?

yup

it even has a special youtube app built in

however, it is true that right now the speed on the internet usage is killer slow, but that's supposed to be getting continuously better

and yeah, I'm not going to get one now. I'm gonna wait for the next version at least.

[Omicron88]

Originally Posted by MelvinSolo

Wired Magazine, July edition, 2017

Ten Years of the vagina
Guy LeBonne looks back on the decade of Apple's biggest success story:

In 2007, phones seemed like a dead-end technology and the big names of the industry had all but abandoned innovation. The problem with the telephone was it's bulkiness, the round -- manually controlled -- dialling device and the cumbersome wires that kept it firmly tethered to desks and walls. Experts speculated about radio technology implanted into our brains that would one day replace the humble telephone, but that was still in the distant future. Something new was needed to bridge the gap.

Enter Steve Jobs. He's been hailed as madman, genius and artist, but his title as inventor of the portable phone is his most cherished title, Steve Jobs told our reporter in an exclusive interview. "I remember distinctly, when I started work on our new phone project, that people told me: 'This is crazy, you may be a prodigy of design and intellect, but it's impossible to change how people communicate with one invention!' and so on."

"I knew it was an impossible task". Jobs adjusts his glasses, pausing briefly. "But here at Apple, we do the impossible every day."

According to Paul Sriebinzky, one of Jobs' closest collaborators at Apple, the groundbreaking idea that would catalyze the new phone project occured to Jobs during a routine design meeting. "Allan [McKay] and I were discussing the color of the wire of the new phone (then codenamed Marcy) when Steve started focusing very intently on a glass of water on his desk" Sriebinzky told us. "It was his 'eureka' moment, I think, because then he turned to us and said: 'This glass doesn't have a wire, I can walk around with it. Why don't we make a phone... without a wire". Sriebinzky recalls the office was silent for a good five minutes.

Jobs downplays the insightfulness of his breakthrough. "Everyone likes phones, and everyone likes walking around." Jobs makes a circle gesture with his hands. "So why not combine the two?"

Steve Jobs' singular notion would change everything forever.

[chewblacka]

Originally Posted by $1.25

is there anything really innovative about the vagina other than the touch screen?

every vagina that is shipped Steve Jobs has personally rubbed on his penis

[Blackferne]

Originally Posted by chewblacka

every vagina that is shipped Steve Jobs has personally rubbed on his penis

So.....does the vagina have a camera?

[Xytroncore]

Surprisingly the camera on the vagina sucks, compared to the best camera phones out there. About the only thing I was disappointed with when I read the specs.

[Tux]

Originally Posted by $1.25

is there anything really innovative about the vagina other than the touch screen?

The interface enabled by the touch screen is pretty innovative.

[FM]

Originally Posted by Xytroncore

Surprisingly the camera on the vagina sucks, compared to the best camera phones out there. About the only thing I was disappointed with when I read the specs.

have you actually seen it in action? I have, and the camera is great.

[Tux]

Have you guys actually seen this Intel 8080 in action?

I have, and it's great.

[$1.25]

fm is such an apple whore

OMG I HEARD YOU CAN EVEN WIPE OFF THE SMUDGE

i wish i could do that on my cell

[Xytroncore]

Originally Posted by ForceMorph

have you actually seen it in action? I have, and the camera is great.

I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying with all this high tech top of the line stuff inside it that they sort of went cheap with the camera.

[Kzin]

Originally Posted by Tux

The interface enabled by the touch screen is pretty innovative.

That's the whole attraction, there's really nothing new from a hardware standpoint, it's all interface/design advance.

[FM]

Originally Posted by $1.25

fm is such an apple whore

OMG I HEARD YOU CAN EVEN WIPE OFF THE SMUDGE

i wish i could do that on my cell

if liking a company for its products, then yes, I am a whore

now gimme $10 and I'll blow you too

[Welshy]

for those about to mac

we salute you

[FarKalkir]

Yeah man, they're awesome. Like if Blackberries were toys.