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lol 什么?
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I really just want to go slap them across the face and demand why they care.
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sub specie totius
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![]() A better question is how couldn't you care, rite? |
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why yes, thank you! I WAS wondering why Virgina Madsen uses botox!
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How can they be 130 and 150 lbs and still look so damn chubby and out of shape?
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People magazine is the best part of the doctor's office, and quite possibly one of the most important magazines in the world, according to 13-19year old women.
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Bipolar Bearplane
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apologeology
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i read cosmo every month
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i love the people who watch shows about how evil the paparazzi are and express how much they hate them, and then buy People and Us and National Enquirer every week
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Too much work and headaches for not enough payoff.
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you know, you just have to joke with her 2 times, talk to her once, tickle her three times, then flirt with her once, and then stop the oven from being on fire, and then she'll be ALL YOURS FOR THE TAKING. You just have to time it to where you are both sitting on the bed in your underwear at the same time, after that
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bender: re: rep
i can too! especially like when im in a filthy environment, i can just feel my comfort meter dropping like a stone |
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man, I need to play that game again so I can build a house, move a guy in and then get pissed and kill him in a fit of pique and then bury the urn under the house and move a family of four in with the GHOST
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The Boney King of Nowhere
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people magazine is softcore porn here
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The Boney King of Nowhere
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I like it
Send me a copy?
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used? sure
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dut's right.
I gotta get a gf
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Senior Member
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Hey, their from the Czech Republic. Maybe I should have payed for some good English writers.
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i already made that joke
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apologeology
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by dripping wet do you mean dripping wet with fresh sperms?
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woah, this magazine is covered in semen
I THINK SOMEONE HAS BEEN JERKING OFF (miltary term for maturbating, i.e. rubbing your penis until you orgasm) ALL OVER IT |
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The Boney King of Nowhere
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jenga jokes
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apologeology
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rubbing your penis until you orgasm, meaning coo coo cachoo mrs robinson?
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by dripping wet with fresh sperms do you mean dripping wet with fresh sperms from a penis? HAHA
oh man i need to fire my comedy team they are like from the ukraine RIGHT DUT? |
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The Boney King of Nowhere
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careful guys this tower is getting pretty big
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BY DRIPPING WET WITH FVNONVOSENVO
oh shit JUH JUH JUH JENGA OH GOD THE TEETH GLEAMS ARE BLINDING ME like in the commercials right guys guys? they have bright smiles thats all im saying |
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TINY BALL FIST SMASH
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The Boney King of Nowhere
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look out 125 your gleams are showing
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