Whenever I see someone reading a People magazine or whatever

FarKalkir · 07-08-2007, 08:56 PM

I really just want to go slap them across the face and demand why they care.

FM · 07-08-2007, 08:58 PM

me too

sometimes I feel like buying a bunch just to start a little fire in front of the newstand

DaftVapor · 07-08-2007, 08:59 PM

A better question is how couldn't you care, rite?

FM · 07-08-2007, 09:03 PM

seriously some of the shittiest photoshop jobs ever

DUATE · 07-08-2007, 09:14 PM

why yes, thank you! I WAS wondering why Virgina Madsen uses botox!

Bender · 07-08-2007, 09:44 PM

How can they be 130 and 150 lbs and still look so damn chubby and out of shape?

**Moki** · 07-08-2007, 10:11 PM

People magazine is the best part of the doctor's office, and quite possibly one of the most important magazines in the world, according to 13-19year old women.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bender

How can they be 130 and 150 lbs and still look so damn chubby and out of shape?

Height and body fat %.

150lbs is typically chubby for women of average height.

DUATE · 07-08-2007, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moki

150lbs is typically chubby for women of average height.

truth

get a gf, bender

$1.25 · 07-08-2007, 10:18 PM

i read cosmo every month

DUATE · 07-08-2007, 10:30 PM

i love the people who watch shows about how evil the paparazzi are and express how much they hate them, and then buy People and Us and National Enquirer every week

Bender · 07-09-2007, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

truth

get a gf, bender

Too much work and headaches for not enough payoff.

DUATE · 07-09-2007, 12:12 AM

you know, you just have to joke with her 2 times, talk to her once, tickle her three times, then flirt with her once, and then stop the oven from being on fire, and then she'll be ALL YOURS FOR THE TAKING. You just have to time it to where you are both sitting on the bed in your underwear at the same time, after that

Bender · 07-09-2007, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

you know, you just have to joke with her 2 times, talk to her once, tickle her three times, then flirt with her once, and then stop the oven from being on fire, and then she'll be ALL YOURS FOR THE TAKING. You just have to time it to where you are both sitting on the bed in your underwear at the same time.

DUATE · 07-09-2007, 12:14 AM

bender: re: rep

i can too! especially like when im in a filthy environment, i can just feel my comfort meter dropping like a stone

Bender · 07-09-2007, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

bender: re: rep

i can too! especially like when im in a filthy environment, i can just feel my comfort meter dropping like a stone

hahahaha

man, I need to play that game again so I can build a house, move a guy in and then get pissed and kill him in a fit of pique and then bury the urn under the house and move a family of four in with the GHOST

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 12:49 AM

people magazine is softcore porn here

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 12:51 AM

Bender · 07-09-2007, 12:51 AM

I like it
Send me a copy?

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 12:53 AM

used? sure

Bender · 07-09-2007, 12:54 AM

dut's right.

I gotta get a gf

Bloodrush545 · 07-09-2007, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Welshy

used? sure

Used, meaning dripping wet?

DUATE · 07-09-2007, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloodrush545

Used, meaning dripping wet?

whats with you and stating the obvious? your team sucks.

Bloodrush545 · 07-09-2007, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duate

whats with you and stating the obvious? your team sucks.

Hey, their from the Czech Republic. Maybe I should have payed for some good English writers.

DUATE · 07-09-2007, 01:10 AM

i already made that joke

$1.25 · 07-09-2007, 01:13 AM

by dripping wet do you mean dripping wet with fresh sperms?

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 01:16 AM

woah, this magazine is covered in semen

I THINK SOMEONE HAS BEEN JERKING OFF (miltary term for maturbating, i.e. rubbing your penis until you orgasm) ALL OVER IT

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 01:17 AM

jenga jokes

$1.25 · 07-09-2007, 01:20 AM

rubbing your penis until you orgasm, meaning coo coo cachoo mrs robinson?

DUATE · 07-09-2007, 01:37 AM

by dripping wet with fresh sperms do you mean dripping wet with fresh sperms from a penis? HAHA

oh man i need to fire my comedy team they are like from the ukraine RIGHT DUT?

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 01:38 AM

careful guys this tower is getting pretty big

$1.25 · 07-09-2007, 01:39 AM

BY DRIPPING WET WITH FVNONVOSENVO

oh shit

JUH JUH JUH JENGA OH GOD THE TEETH GLEAMS ARE BLINDING ME

like in the commercials right guys

guys?

they have bright smiles thats all im saying

DUATE · 07-09-2007, 01:42 AM

TINY BALL FIST SMASH

Welshy · 07-09-2007, 01:46 AM

look out 125 your gleams are showing

07-08-2007, 08:58 PM	#2
FM welp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 33,019 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 44^th	me too sometimes I feel like buying a bunch just to start a little fire in front of the newstand __________________ lol

07-08-2007, 09:03 PM	#4
FM welp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 33,019 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 44^th	seriously some of the shittiest photoshop jobs ever __________________ lol

07-08-2007, 09:44 PM	#6
Bender has a clever user title Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 53,656	How can they be 130 and 150 lbs and still look so damn chubby and out of shape? __________________

07-09-2007, 12:49 AM	#16
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	people magazine is softcore porn here __________________

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Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	__________________

07-08-2007, 08:56 PM	#1
FarKalkir lol 什么? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Posts: 39,546	I really just want to go slap them across the face and demand why they care.

07-08-2007, 09:14 PM	#5
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	why yes, thank you! I WAS wondering why Virgina Madsen uses botox!

07-08-2007, 10:18 PM	#9
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	i read cosmo every month

07-08-2007, 10:30 PM	#10
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	i love the people who watch shows about how evil the paparazzi are and express how much they hate them, and then buy People and Us and National Enquirer every week

07-09-2007, 12:12 AM	#12
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	you know, you just have to joke with her 2 times, talk to her once, tickle her three times, then flirt with her once, and then stop the oven from being on fire, and then she'll be ALL YOURS FOR THE TAKING. You just have to time it to where you are both sitting on the bed in your underwear at the same time, after that

07-09-2007, 12:14 AM	#14
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	bender: re: rep i can too! especially like when im in a filthy environment, i can just feel my comfort meter dropping like a stone

07-09-2007, 12:51 AM	#18
Bender has a clever user title Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 53,656	I like it Send me a copy? __________________

07-09-2007, 12:53 AM	#19
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	used? sure __________________

07-09-2007, 12:54 AM	#20
Bender has a clever user title Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 53,656	dut's right. I gotta get a gf __________________

07-09-2007, 01:10 AM	#24
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	i already made that joke

07-09-2007, 01:13 AM	#25
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	by dripping wet do you mean dripping wet with fresh sperms?

07-09-2007, 01:16 AM	#26
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	woah, this magazine is covered in semen I THINK SOMEONE HAS BEEN JERKING OFF (miltary term for maturbating, i.e. rubbing your penis until you orgasm) ALL OVER IT __________________

07-09-2007, 01:17 AM	#27
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	jenga jokes __________________

07-09-2007, 01:20 AM	#28
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	rubbing your penis until you orgasm, meaning coo coo cachoo mrs robinson?

07-09-2007, 01:37 AM	#29
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	by dripping wet with fresh sperms do you mean dripping wet with fresh sperms from a penis? HAHA oh man i need to fire my comedy team they are like from the ukraine RIGHT DUT?

07-09-2007, 01:38 AM	#30
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	careful guys this tower is getting pretty big __________________

07-09-2007, 01:39 AM	#31
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	BY DRIPPING WET WITH FVNONVOSENVO oh shit JUH JUH JUH JENGA OH GOD THE TEETH GLEAMS ARE BLINDING ME like in the commercials right guys guys? they have bright smiles thats all im saying

07-09-2007, 01:42 AM	#32
DUATE Bipolar Bearplane Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 29,713	TINY BALL FIST SMASH

07-09-2007, 01:46 AM	#33
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	look out 125 your gleams are showing __________________

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