Chapter 3

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 12:52 AM

Chapter 3: Steel Dildo, 90 pieces of Dynamite, and a Hook

Dark night had fallen upon GAT City and the city became loud and buttsecksfull. Roger Chewblacka had black attire covering his whole body, even his face and ‘must-not-be-named’ places. He slipped into Katie Your Death’s front yard and tiptoed to the back of the house. There was quiet Peter Gunn Theme music playing somewhere nobody knows about as Chewblacka located YD’s window and pulled out a ladder from in his pants. He placed the ladder on the wall and quickly climbed up. Inside the window he saw a warm room with a computer and a bed in it. He lifted open the window and pulled the ladder in too. A bulge in the bed suddenly jumped at the surprise of having somebody in the room. Chewblacka looked at the wooden bed with a large purple comforter. There was a lump in it, so he ripped the blanket off. A scared YD was curled up with tear streaks down her face. “It’s ok, it’s me,” Chewblacka said quietly and motioned YD to come to him. She slipped out of bed weakly with her purple silk PJ’s on and melted into Chewblacka’s warm embrace. “You’re with me now, it’s okay,” he cooed quietly, “PLUS! I have this killer steel dildo!” He broke off the hug and opened a black satchel. He pulled out a heavy steel dildo and laid it quietly on the floor as well as 90 pieces of dynamite and a hook. He rubbed his hands together gleefully, “This will go perfectly.”

Teeter Nikolai was thinking complex logical thoughts when his phone rang. “What is it?” he answered irritably. “It’s me. I need you down at YD’s house. You know… about the plan I mentioned,” Chewblacka said quietly. “Oh right! The plan!” Nikolai said with enthusiasm, “I’ll be there in 5 minutes!” Nikolai hung up the phone and ran to his room. He put on a black stealth suit and covered himself up entirely except for his large brown Afro. He dashed to the door when he heard a voice calling from the kitchen. “Sweetie! Where are you going?” his mother called out. He sighed and rolled his eyes. “To somebody’s house, mom, GOSH!” “Honey, don’t forget your snack I packed for you! Don’t want my little Teeter to get hungry, now would I?” his mom said in a disgustingly sweet tone. Nikolai grabbed a paper sack and rushed out of the house.

“He’s asleep,” YD said, “But my mom’s still at work or somewhere, not really sure.” “Great… Nik should be here any moment,” Chewblacka replied, getting a box of matches out. He turned to look at the window and Nikolai was standing in front of it. “How’s that for a good run!” he exclaimed, “Now let’s get to work! YD, you stay there for right now.” Nikolai put some kind of material on his hands and feet. “So where is he?” Nikolai asked. “In his room, to the left, be careful, he can be… pretty crazy,” YD said cautiously as she covered up her arms which were lined with bruises forming the words ‘THE PRIDE IS BACK!’. Chewblacka picked up his equipment and headed to the boyfriend’s room.

Nikolai hung from the ceiling with his special material with a large hook in his hand. Chewblacka crept up to the side of the boyfriend’s bed. Nikolai picked up the boyfriend with the hook and turned him on his stomach. Chewblacka took out the steel dildo and removed the boyfriend’s boxers. The boyfriend started mumbling and the two immediately froze. He stopped and Chewblacka continued to get out the matches and dynamite. The boyfriend started to mumble again. “Psst, Chewby, what’s he saying?” Nikolai whispered. Chewblacka bent his head closer to hear him. “S….gre…ga….ll….a….fr…it,” the boyfriend mumbled in his sleep. “Whatever,” Chewblacka said and lit the dynamite. Then the boyfriend became louder and almost shouted, obviously having a bad dream. “SWG is a great game! Tell all your friends about it!” and then he smiled. Nikolai fell of the ceiling and onto the bed with surprise and Chewblacka’s jaw dropped. “Jim Morrison?!” Chewblacka screamed and threw the dynamite out the window. Jim Morrison jumped up and stared with fright at the two intruders. They heard a huge explosion outside and Chewby and Nikolai ran out.

Stay tuned for the next chapter!

Dyer's Eve · 05-17-2005, 12:53 AM

I swear if I'm not in Ch. 4

LotP · 05-17-2005, 12:56 AM

This was a short one. There better be a cool SG vs. MMM vs. LotP Ninja fight scene coming up!

Kalad · 05-17-2005, 12:57 AM

Pretty good. Still waiting for my no doubt spectacular appearance, but this works.

"Jim Morrison?!"

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaladbolg

Pretty good. Still waiting for my no doubt spectacular appearance, but this works.

"Jim Morrison?!"

You know, the SWG one... some of you won't get it if you didn't know him. He was a GATer... sorta. Not the real Jim Morrison

attackrat · 05-17-2005, 12:59 AM

That was quite an unexpected twist for so early in the series. It must be sweeps week on the GAT.

Kalad · 05-17-2005, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

You know, the SWG one... some of you won't get it if you didn't know him. He was a GATer... sorta. Not the real Jim Morrison

I got it. I was around then. Basically just lurked, but I knew which one you were talking about.

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by attackrat

That was quite an unexpected twist for so early in the series. It must be sweeps week on the GAT.

There will be many twists!

GreggBrain · 05-17-2005, 01:00 AM

HAWT!

KatiJay · 05-17-2005, 01:01 AM

I'm so confused. Someone hold me.

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KatiJay

I'm so confused. Someone hold me.

You didn't come from old GAT so you would be confused. *pets*

GreggBrain · 05-17-2005, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KatiJay

I'm so confused. Someone hold me.

*gives Stryfe 10 minutes otherwise the hug is forfeited to Gregg*

KatiJay · 05-17-2005, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

You didn't come from old GAT so you would be confused. *pets*

No, I know what's going on... I just want someone to hold me.

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:04 AM

I'm sorry Ewoky, but this is not very good at all. A+ for effort, but you fail the class.

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

I'm sorry Ewoky, but this is not very good at all. A+ for effort, but you fail the class.

GreggBrain · 05-17-2005, 01:07 AM

/

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreggBrain

/

more like

/

! HEY-O!

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

more like

/

! HEY-O!

I threw my heart and soul into this! HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?! *runs away crying*

GreggBrain · 05-17-2005, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

more like

/

! HEY-O!

BANNED!

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

I threw my heart and soul into this! HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?! *runs away crying*

The storyline is too random. It makes me think of Brent.

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

The storyline is too random. It makes me think of Brent.

And the GAT isn't random? HELLO!

Kalad · 05-17-2005, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

The storyline is too random. It makes me think of Brent.

Makes me think of the GAT.

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:15 AM

Then the GAT makes a bad story. It may be fitting, but its bad.

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:18 AM

Or maybe its not the random plot, but rather the non-clever usage of stereotypes. Such as "Teeter Nikolai was thinking complex logical thoughts when his phone rang." It may be intended to be blatant like this. It irks me.

Welshy · 05-17-2005, 01:19 AM

Ewoky is a master at writing down things she sees in photographs

JediCrusader · 05-17-2005, 01:24 AM

They have a university course for that... They call it pictuwritenology.

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:25 AM

Fine, then I won't do anymore stories.

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

Fine, then I won't do anymore stories.

No! do more! But...better!

JediCrusader · 05-17-2005, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

Fine, then I won't do anymore stories.

Sex?

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

No! do more! But...better!

NEBAR YOU STUPID UGLY SMELLY PENGUIN!

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

NEBAR YOU STUPID UGLY SMELLY PENGUIN!

I love you! Just...be more clever!

SAL 4000 · 05-17-2005, 01:28 AM

Needs more Quid on poll-admin action. (Come on, we all knew it was going on)

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

I love you! Just...be more clever!

JediCrusader · 05-17-2005, 01:30 AM

I SAID SEX GOD DAMNIT!

tkups · 05-17-2005, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

Thats better than anger. OR is it?

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jedi Penguin

Thats better than anger. OR is it?

And JCru... I've had too much today. SORRY YOU STORY HATER!

JediCrusader · 05-17-2005, 01:32 AM

SEX!

Ewoky · 05-17-2005, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediCrusader

SEX!

Go sex your MOM!

JediCrusader · 05-17-2005, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ewoky

Go sex your MOM!

Oedipus already beat me to it today...

LotP · 05-17-2005, 01:36 AM

If you stop here, with me only being mentioned!

I swear!

You can easily be replaced using a complex system of robotic to panda interfaces.

05-17-2005, 12:52 AM	#1
Ewoky Pirate! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,567	Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3: Steel Dildo, 90 pieces of Dynamite, and a Hook Dark night had fallen upon GAT City and the city became loud and buttsecksfull. Roger Chewblacka had black attire covering his whole body, even his face and ‘must-not-be-named’ places. He slipped into Katie Your Death’s front yard and tiptoed to the back of the house. There was quiet Peter Gunn Theme music playing somewhere nobody knows about as Chewblacka located YD’s window and pulled out a ladder from in his pants. He placed the ladder on the wall and quickly climbed up. Inside the window he saw a warm room with a computer and a bed in it. He lifted open the window and pulled the ladder in too. A bulge in the bed suddenly jumped at the surprise of having somebody in the room. Chewblacka looked at the wooden bed with a large purple comforter. There was a lump in it, so he ripped the blanket off. A scared YD was curled up with tear streaks down her face. “It’s ok, it’s me,” Chewblacka said quietly and motioned YD to come to him. She slipped out of bed weakly with her purple silk PJ’s on and melted into Chewblacka’s warm embrace. “You’re with me now, it’s okay,” he cooed quietly, “PLUS! I have this killer steel dildo!” He broke off the hug and opened a black satchel. He pulled out a heavy steel dildo and laid it quietly on the floor as well as 90 pieces of dynamite and a hook. He rubbed his hands together gleefully, “This will go perfectly.” Teeter Nikolai was thinking complex logical thoughts when his phone rang. “What is it?” he answered irritably. “It’s me. I need you down at YD’s house. You know… about the plan I mentioned,” Chewblacka said quietly. “Oh right! The plan!” Nikolai said with enthusiasm, “I’ll be there in 5 minutes!” Nikolai hung up the phone and ran to his room. He put on a black stealth suit and covered himself up entirely except for his large brown Afro. He dashed to the door when he heard a voice calling from the kitchen. “Sweetie! Where are you going?” his mother called out. He sighed and rolled his eyes. “To somebody’s house, mom, GOSH!” “Honey, don’t forget your snack I packed for you! Don’t want my little Teeter to get hungry, now would I?” his mom said in a disgustingly sweet tone. Nikolai grabbed a paper sack and rushed out of the house. “He’s asleep,” YD said, “But my mom’s still at work or somewhere, not really sure.” “Great… Nik should be here any moment,” Chewblacka replied, getting a box of matches out. He turned to look at the window and Nikolai was standing in front of it. “How’s that for a good run!” he exclaimed, “Now let’s get to work! YD, you stay there for right now.” Nikolai put some kind of material on his hands and feet. “So where is he?” Nikolai asked. “In his room, to the left, be careful, he can be… pretty crazy,” YD said cautiously as she covered up her arms which were lined with bruises forming the words ‘THE PRIDE IS BACK!’. Chewblacka picked up his equipment and headed to the boyfriend’s room. Nikolai hung from the ceiling with his special material with a large hook in his hand. Chewblacka crept up to the side of the boyfriend’s bed. Nikolai picked up the boyfriend with the hook and turned him on his stomach. Chewblacka took out the steel dildo and removed the boyfriend’s boxers. The boyfriend started mumbling and the two immediately froze. He stopped and Chewblacka continued to get out the matches and dynamite. The boyfriend started to mumble again. “Psst, Chewby, what’s he saying?” Nikolai whispered. Chewblacka bent his head closer to hear him. “S….gre…ga….ll….a….fr…it,” the boyfriend mumbled in his sleep. “Whatever,” Chewblacka said and lit the dynamite. Then the boyfriend became louder and almost shouted, obviously having a bad dream. “SWG is a great game! Tell all your friends about it!” and then he smiled. Nikolai fell of the ceiling and onto the bed with surprise and Chewblacka’s jaw dropped. “Jim Morrison?!” Chewblacka screamed and threw the dynamite out the window. Jim Morrison jumped up and stared with fright at the two intruders. They heard a huge explosion outside and Chewby and Nikolai ran out. Stay tuned for the next chapter! __________________

05-17-2005, 12:56 AM	#3
LotP marquis de GAT Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,306	This was a short one. There better be a cool SG vs. MMM vs. LotP Ninja fight scene coming up! __________________ It wasn’t mooing, John. It was screaming.

05-17-2005, 12:57 AM	#4
Kalad Visiting from 4chan Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: unitinu Posts: 15,522	Pretty good. Still waiting for my no doubt spectacular appearance, but this works. "Jim Morrison?!" __________________

05-17-2005, 01:00 AM	#9
GreggBrain Shame of GAT Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 114 South Sunny Blvd, Modesto, CA Posts: 21,473	HAWT! __________________ BandwagonCam

05-17-2005, 01:04 AM	#14
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	I'm sorry Ewoky, but this is not very good at all. A+ for effort, but you fail the class. __________________

05-17-2005, 12:53 AM	#2
Dyer's Eve I am the cheese! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: More Human Than Human. Posts: 13,793	I swear if I'm not in Ch. 4

05-17-2005, 12:59 AM	#6
attackrat rodent-at-large Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: chasing your footprints across the sands of Mars Posts: 13,918	That was quite an unexpected twist for so early in the series. It must be sweeps week on the GAT.

05-17-2005, 01:01 AM	#10
KatiJay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,585	I'm so confused. Someone hold me.

05-17-2005, 01:07 AM	#16
GreggBrain Shame of GAT Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 114 South Sunny Blvd, Modesto, CA Posts: 21,473	/ __________________ BandwagonCam

05-17-2005, 01:15 AM	#23
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Then the GAT makes a bad story. It may be fitting, but its bad. __________________

05-17-2005, 01:18 AM	#24
tkups ~~~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 1.25 is a dick. Posts: 1,401	Or maybe its not the random plot, but rather the non-clever usage of stereotypes. Such as "Teeter Nikolai was thinking complex logical thoughts when his phone rang." It may be intended to be blatant like this. It irks me. __________________

05-17-2005, 01:19 AM	#25
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	Ewoky is a master at writing down things she sees in photographs __________________

05-17-2005, 01:24 AM	#26
JediCrusader You're a maggot! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the wardrobe because closets are for fags. Posts: 12,009	They have a university course for that... They call it pictuwritenology. __________________

05-17-2005, 01:25 AM	#27
Ewoky Pirate! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,567	Fine, then I won't do anymore stories. __________________

05-17-2005, 01:28 AM	#32
SAL 4000 banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hotel California Posts: 5,626	Needs more Quid on poll-admin action. (Come on, we all knew it was going on)

05-17-2005, 01:30 AM	#34
JediCrusader You're a maggot! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the wardrobe because closets are for fags. Posts: 12,009	I SAID SEX GOD DAMNIT! __________________

05-17-2005, 01:32 AM	#37
JediCrusader You're a maggot! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the wardrobe because closets are for fags. Posts: 12,009	SEX! __________________

05-17-2005, 01:36 AM	#40
LotP marquis de GAT Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,306	If you stop here, with me only being mentioned! I swear! You can easily be replaced using a complex system of robotic to panda interfaces. __________________ It wasn’t mooing, John. It was screaming.

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