I have a story to tell. Please read.

Pearl Campbell · 07-13-2005, 11:00 PM

Well there was once a he/she who went down to Alabama for a backyard barbeque with her distant cousins from the Town-Formally-Known-As-Sausage in England. AND HE SAID!!!!! "GIVE ME MORE BLUE LIMA BEANS, JERRY!!! MY UNCLE'S GOT A HUGE HOUSE IN THE FIELDS OF YONDER!!!" All who suffered played in the rain with the donkey which rose from the ashes of the barbeque to become the King of the Druids. That donkey later became instrumental in the destruction of the fifth emerald corner of hell, but before that, he made a living selling hot dogs on 28th Street in Manhatten. I once had the honor to strike a rapport with this donkey, who, after fifteen minutes of conversation, decided to bequeath his assets to me once he died. Much later in life, I had a knock on the door from one of his sons. I had almost forgotten about this bequeathing, but was quickly reminded of it when his son gave me the deed to an office building that his father had owned in Irvine, California and 2.5 billion dollars. Upon visiting this office building, I was surprised at the excess amount of nerds occupying it. It turned out the donkey had been leasing out the building to one BILL ROEPER. After realizing this, I somehow managed to wrestle his company's ownership away from him (the details are blurry now). This, my friends, is the story of how I, 60-year-old TheDumbkopf, became an executive at Blizzard Entertainment and billionaire. The End.

BlindTyldak · 07-13-2005, 11:10 PM

Needs more cowbell.

Pearl Campbell · 07-14-2005, 07:42 AM

If Welshy had posted this story, you would all be praising me for my genius.

Traged G-Unit · 07-14-2005, 07:45 AM

no, see, this isn't a good copy of a Welshy brand product...infact it's more of a badly planned out Traged co. production.

My lawyers will be in contact.

Pearl Campbell · 07-14-2005, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Traged-G

no, see, this isn't a good copy of a Welshy brand product...infact it's more of a badly planned out Traged co. production.

My lawyers will be in contact.

Well I'm Jewish, so since all Jews have the inate ability to be lawyers, I'll represent myself if we must take this to court.

**Arzen** · 07-14-2005, 08:52 AM

Traged has a pretty good point. It also explains why this isn't funny at all.

(burn)

Traged G-Unit · 07-14-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arzen

Traged has a pretty good point. It also explains why this isn't funny at all.

(burn)

ha...ha...ha

fag

CNIdog · 07-14-2005, 12:45 PM

I'm a physicist at IBM! It's the truth!

Blackferne · 07-14-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pearl Campbell

Well I'm Jewish, so since all Jews have the inate ability to be lawyers, I'll represent myself if we must take this to court.

Only the fool takes himself as a client.

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07-13-2005, 11:00 PM	#1
Pearl Campbell banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the year 2000 Posts: 11,088	Well there was once a he/she who went down to Alabama for a backyard barbeque with her distant cousins from the Town-Formally-Known-As-Sausage in England. AND HE SAID!!!!! "GIVE ME MORE BLUE LIMA BEANS, JERRY!!! MY UNCLE'S GOT A HUGE HOUSE IN THE FIELDS OF YONDER!!!" All who suffered played in the rain with the donkey which rose from the ashes of the barbeque to become the King of the Druids. That donkey later became instrumental in the destruction of the fifth emerald corner of hell, but before that, he made a living selling hot dogs on 28th Street in Manhatten. I once had the honor to strike a rapport with this donkey, who, after fifteen minutes of conversation, decided to bequeath his assets to me once he died. Much later in life, I had a knock on the door from one of his sons. I had almost forgotten about this bequeathing, but was quickly reminded of it when his son gave me the deed to an office building that his father had owned in Irvine, California and 2.5 billion dollars. Upon visiting this office building, I was surprised at the excess amount of nerds occupying it. It turned out the donkey had been leasing out the building to one BILL ROEPER. After realizing this, I somehow managed to wrestle his company's ownership away from him (the details are blurry now). This, my friends, is the story of how I, 60-year-old TheDumbkopf, became an executive at Blizzard Entertainment and billionaire. The End.

07-14-2005, 07:42 AM	#3
Pearl Campbell banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the year 2000 Posts: 11,088	If Welshy had posted this story, you would all be praising me for my genius.

07-14-2005, 07:45 AM	#4
Traged G-Unit Lawd lawd Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Traged-Gevia Posts: 10,413	no, see, this isn't a good copy of a Welshy brand product...infact it's more of a badly planned out Traged co. production. My lawyers will be in contact.

07-14-2005, 08:52 AM	#6
Arzen BLORF Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 77,746	Traged has a pretty good point. It also explains why this isn't funny at all. (burn)