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The car breaks down. They get out of the car. One man is carrying an umbrella. The other has the passenger-side door. The guy with the door turns to the man with the umbrella and says "Why do you need an umbrella? Its the desert! Its not going to rain! You're crazy!" The umbrella'd man replies "Now I can have a bit of shade when the sun shines its fiercest." They walk on. The umbrella'd man turns to the man with the door and says "Why are you lugging that door around? It looks awful heavy" The man with the door says "I'm not sure" He drops the door and they both trod on, later to die of dehydration.
YES ITS THAT TIME AGAIN! Tell a joke then end it seriously!
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
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Where do mexicans go when they need a shower?
A bathroom, usually.
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sexy dromiceiomimus
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hmm...
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Knock Knock
Who's there? the neighbor
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lol 什么?
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