Hey Jude, don't make it ba- CHOMPING BEAKS!!

Welshy · 09-28-2005, 09:56 AM

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First Live Giant Squid Photographed

This extraordinary image, captured by Japanese scientists, marks the first-ever record of a live giant squid in the wild. The mysterious deep-sea creature has inspired countless sea monster tales and a variety of scientific expeditions.

The giant squid was photographed 2,050 feet (900 meters) beneath the North Pacific Ocean in Japanese waters, where scientists attracted it toward cameras on a baited fishing line.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...uid/index.html

Norlanthale · 09-28-2005, 10:00 AM

picture doesnt give it justice. wonder how big that fucker was.

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Norlanthale

picture doesnt give it justice. wonder how big that fucker was.

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Originally Posted by the link welshy posted

The researchers recovered a tentacle from the giant squid after it escaped. Analysis confirmed that the tentacle belonged to the species. The tentacle measured 18 feet (5.5 meters) long. Using its size as a guide, the team estimates the animal was 26 feet long (8 meters). The longest giant squid on record measured 59 feet (18 meters), including its two elongated tentacles.

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jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 10:11 AM

this was the best picture...

Welshy · 09-28-2005, 10:14 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2910849.stm

WTF colossal squids?

Why wasn't I informed!

Norlanthale · 09-28-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

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yea yea yea. I was too busy to click the link (actually I dont read links as being links anymore, fucking zombo.com)

attackrat · 09-28-2005, 10:32 AM

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CHOMPING BEAKS!

No kidding.

Welshy · 09-28-2005, 10:38 AM

Dear Chomping Beak

I oppose the situation in Iraq, but the son of our closest family friends has joined the military in order to serve there. Now I feel bad about speaking out against the war, but it feels wrong just buttoning up my opinions like this. What can I do?

Desperate in Dallas

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Desperate in Dallas

EAARRRRRGGGGHRRKKKKKK!

Ask A Chomping Beak has won several awards for excellence in journalism

Dakk · 09-28-2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by attackrat

No kidding.

I'll never have sex again THANKS

**Etch** · 09-28-2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2910849.stm

WTF colossal squids?

Why wasn't I informed!

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This combination allows it to attack fish as large as the Patagonian toothfish and probably to also attempt to maul sperm whales

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:26 AM

So, are they shooting a laser at it, or what?

$1.25 · 09-28-2005, 11:27 AM

yes dellis theyre shooting a laser at it

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by $1.25

yes dellis theyre shooting a laser at it

Well, what the fuck else is that that's extending from behind the camera to the squid?

I assumed it was some sort of targeting laser for the camera.

Welshy · 09-28-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DellisTantor

Well, what the fuck else is that that's extending from behind the camera to the squid?

I assumed it was some sort of targeting laser for the camera.

Who'd a thunk reading things could help you learn about stuff and that

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DellisTantor

Well, what the fuck else is that that's extending from behind the camera to the squid?

I assumed it was some sort of targeting laser for the camera.

Wait wait wait, cameras have targeting lasers???

haha. so they can see where they are shooting?? damn thats brilliant, who would have thought they couldnt see where they were shooting without a laser in front of them.

haha seriously the dumbest thing hes ever said.

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

Wait wait wait, cameras have targeting lasers???

haha. so they can see where they are shooting?? damn thats brilliant, who would have thought they couldnt see where they were shooting without a laser in front of them.

haha seriously the dumbest thing hes ever said.

Military Cameras have them.

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshy

Who'd a thunk reading things could help you learn about stuff and that

Meh, I can't read very well.

$1.25 · 09-28-2005, 11:39 AM

my kodak disposal comes with its own targeting laser.

theyre phasing out the little peepsight.

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DellisTantor

Military Cameras have them.

The military has laser guided cameras???

hahahahahha

$1.25 · 09-28-2005, 11:40 AM

what military camera has a targeting laser

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 11:41 AM

hey dellis, maybe if they installed lasers in your eyes, so you had laser guided vision, you could be a superhero or something. your power could be seeing things in the direction you look. !!!

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

hey dellis, maybe if they installed lasers in your eyes, so you had laser guided vision, you could be a superhero or something. your power could be seeing things in the direction you look. !!!

Whatever.

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 11:47 AM

WHATEVA GAWD LIEK I DONT HAVE TIEM FOR YOUR MOCKING

WHATEVER.

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

WHATEVA GAWD LIEK I DONT HAVE TIEM FOR YOUR MOCKING

WHATEVER.

What else should I say?

Welshy · 09-28-2005, 11:50 AM

Today Dellis learns that "lazy" does not mean "equipped with lazers"

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DellisTantor

What else should I say?

Admitting that you are stupid and said something incredibly stupid would be a start.

Then an apology for acting like you know what you are talking about when you have no clue.

$1.25 · 09-28-2005, 11:50 AM

haha lazy eyes

Humpty Hump · 09-28-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

Admitting that you are stupid and said something incredibly stupid would be a start.

Then an apology for acting like you know what you are talking about when you have no clue.

But, I've seen them. Just because you haven't, I mean...that obviously makes me wrong.

I can't prove to you that targeting lasers for cameras exist, so why bother arguing with you?

Welshy · 09-28-2005, 11:54 AM

http://cs-people.bu.edu/aaron/turret/turret.htm

Lokais · 09-28-2005, 11:56 AM

I think dellis means cameras with fucking laser range finders.... But still...

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 12:03 PM

He doesnt understand the concept of a camera apparently. Or why having a laser on there makes absolutely no sense.

Now to find distance or heat index, thats possible. But you dont 'see' the laser. So him 'seeing' one is a bunch of bullshit.

Lokais · 09-28-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

He doesnt understand the concept of a camera apparently. Or why having a laser on there makes absolutely no sense.

Now to find distance or heat index, thats possible. But you dont 'see' the laser. So him 'seeing' one is a bunch of bullshit.

But dude, what if you can't see what you are aiming at!

jaymay15 · 09-28-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lokais

But dude, what if you can't see what you are aiming at!

Then we would have to add lasers so we can!

wait its like the circle of neverending problems!

Lokais · 09-28-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jaymay15

Then we would have to add lasers so we can!

wait its like the circle of neverending problems!

I have a new invention! Laser sights for the laser sight on a camera!

09-28-2005, 10:14 AM	#5
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2910849.stm WTF colossal squids? Why wasn't I informed! __________________

09-28-2005, 10:38 AM	#8
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	Dear Chomping Beak I oppose the situation in Iraq, but the son of our closest family friends has joined the military in order to serve there. Now I feel bad about speaking out against the war, but it feels wrong just buttoning up my opinions like this. What can I do? Desperate in Dallas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Desperate in Dallas EAARRRRRGGGGHRRKKKKKK! Ask A Chomping Beak has won several awards for excellence in journalism __________________ Last edited by Welshy; 09-28-2005 at 10:40 AM.

09-28-2005, 11:26 AM	#11
Humpty Hump Twisting it with my mind. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Smiling is my favorite! Posts: 31,064	So, are they shooting a laser at it, or what? __________________

09-28-2005, 11:50 AM	#25
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	Today Dellis learns that "lazy" does not mean "equipped with lazers" __________________

09-28-2005, 11:54 AM	#29
Welshy The Boney King of Nowhere Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 64,072	http://cs-people.bu.edu/aaron/turret/turret.htm __________________

09-28-2005, 10:00 AM	#2
Norlanthale banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lakeland, FL Posts: 4,875	picture doesnt give it justice. wonder how big that fucker was.

09-28-2005, 10:11 AM	#4
jaymay15 Mr. Adrift Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,266	this was the best picture...

09-28-2005, 11:27 AM	#12
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	yes dellis theyre shooting a laser at it

09-28-2005, 11:39 AM	#18
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	my kodak disposal comes with its own targeting laser. theyre phasing out the little peepsight.

09-28-2005, 11:40 AM	#20
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,031	what military camera has a targeting laser

09-28-2005, 11:41 AM	#21
jaymay15 Mr. Adrift Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,266	hey dellis, maybe if they installed lasers in your eyes, so you had laser guided vision, you could be a superhero or something. your power could be seeing things in the direction you look. !!!

09-28-2005, 11:47 AM	#23
jaymay15 Mr. Adrift Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,266	WHATEVA GAWD LIEK I DONT HAVE TIEM FOR YOUR MOCKING WHATEVER.

09-28-2005, 11:56 AM	#30
Lokais Go go Gadget black kid arm Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,138	I think dellis means cameras with fucking laser range finders.... But still... __________________

09-28-2005, 12:03 PM	#31
jaymay15 Mr. Adrift Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,266	He doesnt understand the concept of a camera apparently. Or why having a laser on there makes absolutely no sense. Now to find distance or heat index, thats possible. But you dont 'see' the laser. So him 'seeing' one is a bunch of bullshit.

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