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Twisting it with my mind.
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Me and my fellow electronics associate, the African-American Fellow who got this kid started, were stocking some videos when the kid came in. Three hours later, he was still there.
The Black Guy (Whom we'll call Steve) was trying to sell a TV to a customer, when Retard Kid came up and started talking a bunch of fucking nonsense about how if the customer doesn't get the most expensive TV, he's wasting his money. After the customer walked away, Steve started to complain about how Retard was pissing him off. Finally out of nowhere, the kid comes up and says "Steve, you're so black, I can't even see you." That was the last straw. "GET THE HELL OUTTA THE STORE! RIGHT NOW!" Steve exploded. "What? What did I do?" The Retard said. "You're a racist fuck, that's what you did." I said. "I was just kidding!" He said. Finally a manager came over wanting to know what all the noise was about. After explaining the situation, the kid was escorted out and told not to come back...ever. Again, in tears...the Retard sulked down the road. After it was said and done, I looked at Sean and said "You know...you ARE pretty black." Steve looked at me and then started to chuckle. So, if you're not a retard, you can get away with racist comments like that.
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Damn. He brought it back.
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WHY DO YOU MAKE UP STORIES LIKE THIS?
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So I guess his name's Sean, then, right? And not Steve?
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Also, I think dellis is exactly the type of person who often gives racial offense.
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is still an expressionless lump of clay.
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You know how in the casinos in Vegas they pump pure oxygen into the air to keep the gamblers awake and playing longer?
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CONCLUSION: People question Dellis' story about retards at Wal-Mart while accepting Jebus' tale of smacking his boss in the face with a fish without question.
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Damn. He brought it back.
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I think you guys are just mad that enjoy life and and experience such humorous things like this through out my daily affairs and you guys...well, your lives are pretty monotonous.
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good effort, you had the right intentions at heart.
it was like goatse without the ring. |
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is still an expressionless lump of clay.
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These two Alligators are sitting in a pong. One is a really big gator, and the other is really small. The smaller Alligator looks to the bigger one and asks how he got as big as he has. The bigger one replies "Simple. I eat two or three of them n*****s a day." "Well, that's what I do. Why aren't as big as you are?" The smaller one asks. "Hmm...maybe you're doing it wrong. Tell me how you do it." "Well, I get down in the water, and hold really still. Then when they bend down to get their water, I jump out, grab, shake the shit out of them, and eat them!" The bigger one says "Ah, I see you're problem. If you shake all the shit out of a n****** you don't have anything left."
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and then there was silence.............
YOU RACIST!!!! |
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IMPLYING THAT THEY ARE FULL OF POOP I GET IT
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just out of curiousity, why do you always specify that you work with a black guy. like we give a fuck.
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African American Fellow???
That's the first sign of a closet racist.
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Dellis hates jigaboos!
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I saw a black guy yesterday, PROVING I'm not a racist! I even talked to one of them N*****s once.
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I work with a black guy too. He's not really talented, at that.
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This black kid at my school isn't very good at sports. I think he's faking it.
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He SHOULD have said:
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You're so black you're blue?
Not as good as, "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER." |
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
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I'm a good pilot! |
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