So I was in burger king the other day

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:13 AM

Trying not to laugh at some americans when I came up with a fantastic idea.

You see three of them were big giant "I'll eat your babies" black guys. So the idea popped into my head when they were discussing the similarities of the black civil rights marches and catholic civil rights marches.

Anyway I turn to nick (A mate of mine) and casually ask if he thinks its a funny idea. Seeing as we had another half hour of lunch he agreed it was better than doing nothing. So upon getting up to leave we made sure to walk over to their table.

I leaned down ebside the largest black guy and extended my hand and as he surprisingly shook it I said;

"I just wanted to say you guys have some real balls, I mean you'd never catch us eating in the protestant area"

I then turned and left.

$1.25 · 10-30-2005, 11:18 AM

oh man you are so hilarious man

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:21 AM

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oh man you are so hilarious man

that cut deep

Knight of Ni · 10-30-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by $1.25

oh man you are so hilarious man

that was so wacky and crazy you never know what bighead is going to do next

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Knight of Ni

that was so wacky and crazy you never know what bighead is going to do next

We sat on a bench with two signs that had "please don't read this" and "Why did you read that" on them.

Getting stoned is bad mmkay?

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:36 AM

I don't get it, weren't u eatting there? I'm I just slow and stuff.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by $1.25

oh man you are so hilarious man

In fact racial intolerance is perfectly acceptable especially as a form of humour in the North. It's very refreshing in this politically correct kip of a country.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

I don't get it, weren't u eatting there? I'm I just slow and stuff.

His witty retort implies that the niggers are very brave for eating in the whites only area, when BH and his hardened criminal mates wouldn't dream of eating in the prod area....the fact that none of these imaginary areas actually exists in the restaurant doesn't matter, since the yanks probably aren't aware of that fact...

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

His witty retort implies that the niggers are very brave for eating in the whites only area, when BH and his hardened criminal mates wouldn't dream of eating in the prod area....the fact that none of these imaginary areas actually exists in the restaurant doesn't matter, since the yanks probably aren't aware of that fact...

What?

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

His witty retort implies that the niggers are very brave for eating in the whites only area, when BH and his hardened criminal mates wouldn't dream of eating in the prod area....the fact that none of these imaginary areas actually exists in the restaurant doesn't matter, since the yanks probably aren't aware of that fact...

Thankfuck someone got it.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

What?

Seriously...

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

What?

The nigerian brothers were talking about how the white boys kept them down in the gutter and enforced racial seperation. That meant little white boys and little black girls couldn't sit together or go humpy humpy.

I made the the witty rejounder that myself and my freinds didn't not have the courage to sit in the protestant area or which would be more in line for them the white area.

Now if you can't understand what werrt or I posted you need shot.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

didn't not

Good God man, you've pulled a double negative on her ass...Confusion reigns!

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

The nigerian brothers were talking about how the white boys kept them down in the gutter and enforced racial seperation. That meant little white boys and little black girls couldn't sit together or go humpy humpy.

I made the the witty rejounder that myself and my freinds didn't not have the courage to sit in the protestant area or which would be more in line for them the white area.

Now if you can't understand what werrt or I posted you need shot.

But you were sitting there.

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:48 AM

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Good God man, you've pulled a double negative on her ass...Confusion reigns!

Fuck man I was just talking culchie for her.

"fuck sake she was like I didn't not have sex wit him no what i mean?"

See she understands that. I don't but she does.

Then again the best part of fa ran down her ma's leg.

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

But you were sitting there.

I finished my lunch and was walking out when i said it.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

But you were sitting there.

*slowly bangs head against laptop*

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:49 AM

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*slowly bangs head against laptop*

I'd do the same but my comp cost too much.

Instead im listening to "Your missus is a nutter" I think it fits.

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:49 AM

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Fuck man I was just talking culchie for her.

"fuck sake she was like I didn't not have sex wit him no what i mean?"

See she understands that. I don't but she does.

Then again the best part of fa ran down her ma's leg.

I'm not a culchie I'm from Dublin ya muppet and I stil don't get it but I don't give a fuck anymore cos it was probally crap anyway

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

I'd do the same but my comp cost too much.

Instead im listening to "Your missus is a nutter" I think it fits.

i'd have said "Your Mother has a penis" is far more apt

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

I'm not a culchie I'm from Dublin ya muppet and I stil don't get it but I don't give a fuck anymore cos it was probally crap anyway

WHOOOOSH!!

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

I'm not a culchie I'm from Dublin ya muppet and I stil don't get it but I don't give a fuck anymore cos it was probally crap anyway

Sure thing culchie.

FANCHY MEN AND YER FANCHY CHARS AND YER FANCHY CHANDYFLOSE! DO YA KNU WAT I MEAN LEIK? /fa

My goodness child I've seen more activity in a virgins house party.

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:52 AM

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WHOOOOSH!!

Fuck off.

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

Sure thing culchie.

FANCHY MEN AND YER FANCHY CHARS AND YER FANCHY CHANDYFLOSE! DO YA KNU WAT I MEAN LEIK? /fa

My goodness child I've seen more activity in a virgins house party.

And you can fuck off as well.

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

And you can fuck off as well.

no.

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

i'd have said "Your Mother has a penis" is far more apt

Just came on

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:55 AM

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no.

Biyatch

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

Biyatch

no.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 11:58 AM

So the general consensus seems to be for us to fuck off?
Grand so...

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

no.

yes

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

So the general consensus seems to be for us to fuck off?
Grand so...

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

yes

no.

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

no.

yes
(I'm well gonna do this all day ya know)

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

yes
(I'm well gonna do this all day ya know)

no but I do now. I however have a life to go live. You might have heard of this "life" it involves a place outside where you can walk around and do things.

But no you will never have one. Simply because you cannot work out how to open the front door.

In closing.

No and if ~FA~ replies to this thread she'll be confirming her status as a fucking complete retard with a giant neck and is going to die of a cocaine overdose.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 12:03 PM

no

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by WerrtZer

no

no?

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

no but I do now. I however have a life to go live. You might have heard of this "life" it involves a place outside where you can walk around and do things.

But no you will never have one. Simply because you cannot work out how to open the front door.

In closing.

No and if ~FA~ replies to this thread she'll be confirming her status as a fucking complete retard with a giant neck and is going to die of a cocaine overdose.

I'll reply to what I want. Yeh k I'll go have a life I knows!!!! I'll go up the North right and sit in burger king with a friend and go to two fat black dudes "Hey you soooo brave for sitting in the prody restrant" ahahah wont that be funny!
And yes.

Bighead · 10-30-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ~FallenAngel~

I'll reply to what I want. Yeh k I'll go have a life I knows!!!! I'll go up the North right and sit in burger king with a friend and go to two fat black dudes "Hey you soooo brave for sitting in the prody restrant" ahahah wont that be funny!
And yes.

I win again fans.

WerrtZer · 10-30-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bighead

no?

POSSIBLY!

~Fallen Angel~ · 10-30-2005, 12:08 PM

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I win again fans.

You can't win anything. You couldn't win a race if you were the only person in it.

10-30-2005, 11:36 AM	#6
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10-30-2005, 11:13 AM	#1
Bighead HAHA I HAVE A MAN IN MY AVATAR Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Omg Leik Buttsecks! Posts: 12,714 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 19^th	Trying not to laugh at some americans when I came up with a fantastic idea. You see three of them were big giant "I'll eat your babies" black guys. So the idea popped into my head when they were discussing the similarities of the black civil rights marches and catholic civil rights marches. Anyway I turn to nick (A mate of mine) and casually ask if he thinks its a funny idea. Seeing as we had another half hour of lunch he agreed it was better than doing nothing. So upon getting up to leave we made sure to walk over to their table. I leaned down ebside the largest black guy and extended my hand and as he surprisingly shook it I said; "I just wanted to say you guys have some real balls, I mean you'd never catch us eating in the protestant area" I then turned and left.

10-30-2005, 11:18 AM	#2
$1.25 apologeology Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 34,032	oh man you are so hilarious man