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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Traged-Gevia
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and it was full of some of the DUMBEST shit I have read since my days in AOL chatrooms...dear god.
For your reading displeasure, I give you...the dumb chain letter
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Oops, i din't mean to hit you...but i'm glad I did
What is love spelled backwards; EVOL...
THAT MAKES YOU THINK DOSENT IT!!
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
*¡×omewhere There'¡× ¡×omeone Who Dream¡× Of Your ¡×mile, And Find¡× In Your Pre¡×ence That Life I¡× Worth While, ¡×o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'¡× True: ¡×omebody, ¡×omewhere Is Thinking Of You*
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
I STILL HAVE ISSUES!!!
~*~ Excuse me, but my friend wants to know if you think I'm hot ~*~
I'D RATHER BE SHORT THAN BE BUILT LIKE A MAN!
Dropt on me hed wen I wuz a kid!
The ones closet to you are
the ones that hurt you the most.
If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.
Organized people are just 2 lazy 2 look 4 things!!!
Pobodies Nerfect. HEHE
one by one the garden gnomes slowly steal my sanity
Curiousity didn't kill the cat...
curiousity made the kittens!
I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees
got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
~*I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel
started looking at me funny*~
Ok, ok ,ok ,ok i understand...
Wait, what?
-If they say TV's so bad for you then why
do they have one in every hospital room?:s-
If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?
A small mind and a big mouth
are usually found in the same place.
I lie all the time - infact Im lieing right now
*~If it looks like a duck,
smells like a duck,
and quacks like a duck,
then it is not a dog!!~*
yoU CauGhT mY eYe...
CAn i HAvE iT baCk PleASe?
?¢¯ DonT AsK Me HarD QuEsTiOnS ?¢¯
if your nose runs and your feet smell,
you're built up-side-down
i love rainbows i love rain
i love u and ...........
um i forgot the rest but i think ur hot
Does anybody actually got milk???
Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself.
The voices in my head don't like you.
Hey look on the bright side...
not everyone hates you as much as i do..
*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?*
Does the noise inside my head bother you?
You! off my planet
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond: Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun
and squirt it into other peoples eyes!
i try not to let school interfere with my social life
i knew the something was wrong when my imagionary friends would not play with me
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
Isn't having a smoking section in a resturaunt sorta
like having a peeing section in a pool??
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking,
and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other!
*:. my mom told to me never take candy from strangers, but strangers have the best darn candy! .:*:.
*I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!
*DiDjA kNoW tHaT iM iNvIsIbLe?.....BuT oNlY wHeN nO-1's ArOuNd*
I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?
Cry your heart out, let it all go. Cuz remember, after every tear, comes a rainbow!
Monkeys are cute and fuzzy,
Boys are cute and lazy!
*~* I OnLy get P-m-S On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y*~*!!
they say tru love hides behind every corner.... well i must be walkin in circles coz i can't seem it find it
~**~LaLaLaLaLa i'm not listening!~**~
For every minute you spend angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.
I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing
LIFE IS LIKE A SNOW STORM...YOU'LL MEET A LOT OF FLAKES!
DoNt UpSeT mE iM rUnNiNg OuT oF pLaCeS tO hIdE dA bOdIeS
(L) Love isn't finding a perfect person, it's seeing an imperfect person perfectly (L)
Insanity is just anger put to good use!
sweet as candy
hotter then fire
im describing the boy
that i admire
If You Blame Others For Your Failures, Do U Credit Them For Your Achievements?¢¯?
**~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**
BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap!
don't lie, cheat, or steal.. everything else is a go.
its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching people try
roses are red, violets are black, if u don't love me, then i'll give U a smack!
Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
"Night Night Knight" said the knight 2 the other knight "Night Knight Knight"
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It's means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!!now maybe they'll shut up!
We are the people your parents warned you about!
nobody's perfect therefore i must be a nobody
We shared our secrets in the dark,
although we were only friends
i don't know when the feelin changed
inside my heart
HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!! I'VE STARTED TALKING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!!!!!!!!!
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces
I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a princess so what's the confusion?
friends are like starz, u don't always see them but they r always there
-I never meant t©ª hurt y©ªu- -but- -y©ªu're pretty when y©ªu cry- -I never really l©ªved y©ªu- -but- -I'm pretty when I lie-
Why is it... That I must climb 100 mountains to get you...
When all you have to do is smile..To get me?
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.
*I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*
couriosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder!
hot guys open my eyes...
smart guys open my mind...
but only sweet guys open my ¢¾
"When one door closes, Another one opens, Sometimes We look so long at the closed door, We don't see the one that has opened..."
Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, aint been shoppin at the right malls~!
huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?
until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !
NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ??
DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!
sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
~*~ I'm the sweetest thang that you'll ever know.... So baby never let me go~*~
Your village just called, their missing their idiot!
As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!
Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
*~*I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful!
I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~
*See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*
I Dont need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own
****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.
The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water
~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why we call it the present!
**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
Friends r like stars they come and go but da 1's dat stay r the 1's that glow
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
*If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever*
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you..I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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So I got a chain letter titled "famous sayings" (tl;dr warning)
12-02-2005, 12:32 AM
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